Getting Your Cut

When you dedicate all your work-time to Prosperity Path — and there’s no reason you shouldn’t or couldn’t do just that — you have to earn a living. That doesn’t go without saying, because most folks don’t have any idea where anything comes from, including dinner and the rent. I can tell you now that if you spend all your waking hours coaching Prosperity Path Runners, you’ll have to find a way to take care of your daily living necessities, and I have a workable plan.

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What To Do While You’re Waiting To Die

Clearly, this Rolex Oyster does little good the day after you die. If you’re living on the clock, a Rolex is important, but imagine a whole life that wasn’t on the clock!!! Okay, so you’ve figured out that you only have a few years of productive life left, and you’re wondering how to best spend your few precious remaining years. That’s like a gambler counting the change after losing a million bucks at the craps table, but okay, here goes:

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Is it Therapy?

If you look on Wikipedia today, the be-all end-all Repository of Human Knowledge, it will tell you that “Therapy” is strictly medical, that it’s an attempted solution to a health issue and applies to no other subject. That’s as stupid as saying that science fiction begins with “Star Trek” in 1964. There were Roman science fiction novels, for crying out loud, and tons of sci-fi throughout the Middle Ages and Renaissance as well. There are a few examples of ancient Egyptian sci-fi. But that’s the problem with wikipedia; it’s not really an encyclopaedia, it’s a blog forum site. There’s really nobody home. It’s anonymous beyond all belief. You can alter anyone else’s entries without them knowing about it, see? You used to hear the phrase “It’s soooo downright therapeutic” about all sorts of things from tennis to a cosmetic makeover. Therapy was something you did to ease up, cut yourself a little slack, take a break from the Rat Race and Dig Infinity. I remember when Scrabble and Monopoly were “therapy” for a hectic day, a reward for a job well done, a fun way to relax with the family and friends. What the heck-darn happened in just a few years to obliterate all other meanings from the word “therapy”? Is the AMA that powerful? I guess it is. Money is the real issue in medicine, and that’s a fact, Jack.

Instant ESP

A brand-new spiritual technology has erupted on the scene; Prosperity Path. But within its ranks has emerged a new name and presentation for a very old science – ESP, and it’s yours instantanteously when you download and use my FREE Prosperity Path ESP Levels — you merely take care of the .99 cent download fee on Payloads so I don’t have to both make the Orbs and cover your bets, too. Please allow me to tell you what ESP is all about.

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Gorby’s Quick-Fix

You can use any of the Remedy Orbs as Karma Feedback Readouts, but…there’s a catch. It takes a while. and you can use any of the Remedy Orbs, but you mightn’t have the time to do so. For both of these problems, no worries! For there is now…

(SOUND: trumpets blasting)

GORBY’S QUICK-FIX!!!

What is it? It’s just what it sounds like, a Quick-Fix. Basically, it’s sort of a Remedy Orb cut down to the max, reduced right down to the nitty-gritty, in a “Let’s get right down to work” mode. Professional runners will like them. How does it work?

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Teens in Love — Shameless`

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Teens in Love. Kids in most other games depending on subject matter; the little kids are notably not in Love, sad commentary on human life on planet earth, but that’s the way it must be. However, my teens are in LOVE, and boy, are they fun to run, and cute as heck-darn! You will recapture your youth of yesteryear when you run my orbs with these guys! There’s Archie, and Jughead and Betty and Veronica and the two kids I introduced back a blog or two. See You At The Top! — gorby