Bardo Walks

Please take note of the uniform today for the 2 am crowd — short black dress or long white dress. Boots and spike heels preferred. Men wear sweats and casuals, of course.

You’ll also note that there is a sprinkling of vivid colors here and there, amongst the black-draped personalities, but regardless of fabric, it’ll be tight and the hem will require frequent attention so it doesn’t ride up completely.
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No Mas, Donaldo

You know it’s seldom that I complain, but it’s about Trump, darn it. Well, it’s just that he’s at it again. I know what you’re going to say. “Lass’im”, or “Let Him”, but it’s more than just Frankenstein the Younger — it’s about fine art.

As you may remember, I gave away the secret to Donald J. Trump’s mind, what there is of it. He can’t stand humiliation. No kid who ever grew up in New York City or its environs is easily trained out of the headspace, “Nobody says nothin’ about my mothuh.” Continue reading

Is Trump Really God?

If Trump is, indeed — as he now claims aloud — God or the Son of God or both, it turns out that God is a very nasty fellow who produced humans that Christians hate and fear, and I guess that’s us.

There has always raged a war, sometimes shooting and sometimes not, but never peaceful, between the Eggheads and the Dum-Dums. Continue reading