You can send for ten or more of these professional poker deck sized coated “park passes” directly from me — they’re only a buck apiece, with a 10 piece minimum.
There’s only one thing for which I’d be inclined to celebrate, but he won’t go away. Still, I could guarantee that that would be declared a national holiday. The thing is, nobody does anything until it’s far too late, and the streets run red with cheap wine.
So until that happens, I’ll be sitting here, trying my best to ignore the ruckus going on down the street. With that in mind, I had an idea that might interest you, even on the eve of a civil conflict…something you can really use to keep yourself going in a tight economy.
These are all the same price — $1 apiece, minimum order 10 units. The backs of these are beautiful, actually active, sacred sigils. They make great giveaways, especially allow for those tough spiritual discussions.
This card should get you just about anywhere in the Afterlife, but be sure to carry it at all times — you never know. I’m also making an alternative “get out of jail free” card from the Vietnam Era — I used to wear a card similar to this on a chain around my neck.
That’s really close to the original, but retains the flavor of karmic humor. The thing is, these are, to me, terrifically funny, and they get the point across quite well.
And here’s a card that might actually come in handy one day…
The most important part of that is “you have the right to remain silent.” Every lawyer will tell you, “shut up, sort it out in court”. I hope you never have to use this, but here it is. And hey, “if you cannot afford an attorney, one will be provided…” how fair is that?
And the next one is for real — it’s an art object, not a candy, thus the price tag:
This is the signed insert card for the world’s most expensive chocolate bar, which is professionally tempered to perfection, molded, cured, then thrice Blessed, and packaged in a food-safe clear bag, at $1,000,000.00 per serving, (Free Shipping!) the million-dollar chocolate bar is better by far than a $6 Million banana taped to a wall, which the buyer purchased at Sotheby’s Auction House, and then promptly ate the banana, less the skin. It made the six o’clock news in 2019, and they’re still talking about it today!
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This Afterlife Pass doesn’t require that someone be familiar with the term “Bardo” and is suitable for distribution among the faithful without explanation. Order them by the hundred and hand them out on the street! Totally non-denominational, friendly & safe.
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And to cap it all off, here’s one that I’ve had in my wallet since 1959 — same wallet.
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Well, that’s what happens when I see corruption everywhere — I do something funny. I hope you noticed that the last piece says “the UNTED states of America”. Not only am I a taxpayer, I paid into social security since 1959, so hands off my money!
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Oh, my goodness gracious — look at the time! I had no idea, it just crept up on me. So, wow, let’s all climb aboard our Bardo bus and see what videos have in store for us!
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See You At The Top!!!
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