What is a Mind Safari?
Five Mind Safaris Into the Beyond
Unlock the Door—Then Throw Away the Map
These Five Open-Ended Mind Safaris aren’t just journeys—they’re launchpads.
Each one takes you beyond the edges of ordinary awareness, into landscapes that don’t just reflect the subconscious—they reshape it. These aren’t guided meditations. They’re not fantasies. They’re inductive portals—designed to take you out, and leave you changed.
Now here’s the secret:
Without the right tuning device, your journey stays on the surface layer, but with a Crystal Quantum Radio Amulet or a SuperBeacon, you’re no longer just imagining—you’re accessing. These tools lock in your frequency, anchor your signal, and open the deeper bandwidths of consciousness.
Use case:
Before starting your safari, wear your CQR Amulet or sit with your SuperBeacon. Set your intention. Read—or listen—to the safari. Don’t try to follow it. Just allow it.
You may begin to feel the shift within seconds:
• A sense of movement in stillness.
• Memory surfacing from lifetimes unknown.
• Clear, vivid imagery beyond your usual visual range.
• A sense of returning.
These are signs you’re no longer simulating the journey.
You’re in it.
Includes:
Open-Ended Mind Safaris
• The Library of Stillness
• The Orchard Beyond Time
• The House With No Address
• The Ice Cathedral
• The Sky Below
Round Trip Mind Safaris
• The Lantern Path
• The Room Behind the Mirror
• The Garden Between the Worlds
• The Waiting Room
• The Tower of Echoes
Comic/Paradoxical Mind Safaris
• The Bureau of Implausible Complaints
• The Temple of Slightly Misaligned Enlightenment
• The Elevator to Somewhere Else
• The Department of Forgotten Futures
• The Hat That Knew Too Much
Each safari builds new circuits in your attention. And the deeper you go, the stronger the signal and the more powerful the path.
Pair with a CQR Amulet to enhance subtle tuning.
Use with a SuperBeacon for full-band access.
Return ticket guaranteed. But you’ll never be the same.
🌀 Mind Safaris: Journeys Into the Known Unknown
Three Ways Out. None of Them Safe. All of Them Necessary.
Spoken and guided by E.J. Gold
Step into the world of strange, with Mind Safari—a collection of spoken-word journeys designed to activate deep inner spaces when used with the SuperBeacon or CQR Amulet.
These are not meditations.
They’re not bedtime stories.
They are inductive tools, brought to life in the voice of E.J. Gold, whose decades of spiritual and esoteric teaching give each word weight, resonance, and access to higher octaves of awareness.
Whether you’re tuning your consciousness with a Crystal Quantum Radio Amulet or deepening your SuperBeacon work, these journeys will meet you at the threshold—and gently push you through.
Choose your path:
➤ 5 Open-Ended Safaris
Worlds with no exit.
These immersive journeys take you into timeless forests, libraries built from silence, and gardens made of memory. There’s no particular return route. You dissolve, expand, and become part of what you found, and drift back in-body whenever you decide.
Perfect with a CQR Amulet or SuperBeacon by your side for safe, stable drift.
➤ 5 Round Trip Safaris
Journeys that change you, and bring you home in a circular path.
You begin in this world, travel through another, and return—different. Each trip includes a built-in interlude for music or silence, allowing your inner landscape to unfold before re-entry.
You go out, and you come back. But not quite the same.
➤ 5 Comic/Paradoxical Safaris
Reality gone sideways.
Filing metaphysical complaints, encountering sentient hats, or joining monks who practice synchronized doubt. These are humorous, strangely revealing trips into the absurd truth behind the curtain.
Lighthearted, mind-bending, and sometimes disturbingly accurate.
Each safari is handcrafted to guide your most powerful and penetrating attention, to open inner gates, and leave a mark on your sense of self. All read aloud by E.J. Gold—live, direct, and tuned for resonance.
Pair them with your CQR Amulet or a SuperBeacon session for amplified results.
Use them as daily practice, dream prep, or just to remind yourself that you’re more than what you think.
Start anywhere.
But don’t expect to be the same afterward.
Because these aren’t just journeys.
They’re transmissions.
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NEW for CHRISTMAS 2025
The Personality Concealer
💄 Introducing… The Personality Concealer™
Because nobody needs to know what a schmuck you really are.
Tired of walking into a room and immediately ruining the vibe?
Wish your inner critic had a mute button?
Dream of having the charm of a French waiter without the attitude?
Now you can.
With just one gentle swipe of Personality Concealer™, you can blur out those harsh personality edges and project a smooth, non-offensive glow of “slightly mysterious, possibly enlightened individual.”
Clinically tested on committee members, coworkers, and in-laws.
Spiritual advisor-approved (though she now regrets it).
Available in 3 convenient formulas:
• “Small Talk & Polite Nodding”
• “Deep Thinker Who’s Just Quiet”
• “Looks Like Trouble But Tips Well”
Just apply generously to the ego region and let the illusion do the rest.
No surgery. No therapy.
Just Personality Concealer™—the fastest way to get people to like the idea of you.
Side effects may include spontaneous self-reflection, inner peace, and laughter at your own expense. Use only as directed by your higher self.
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AMERICAN EXILE BLUES
Twenty protest songs for the edge of empire. Special music I made just for my friends.
Jazz chords. Broadway bones.
Heartfelt truths and razor-edged jokes.
This private edition isn’t streaming. It’s circulating.
Hand to hand. Voice to voice. Poets unite!
By ejgoldguru.
USB card edition. $24.95.
Because the blues never asked for permission.
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Okay, that’s it for the moment, let’s all climb aboard the Bardo bus for today’s adventure!
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See You At The Top!!!
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