What’s on the Menu Today?

here’s a quick menu of YouTube-friendly titles with “YouTube” in them. Please don’t copy them. Write your own. Be real. Be yourself. The trick is sorta in using keywords in the title, but the real trick is to give your message in your own voice and with your own visage, and of course, you should limit your message to a maximum of 15 seconds, and you should give the secret right out there, don’t hesitate, don’t double-think about it, just say what’s on your mind and be quick about it.

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🎯 If It’s About Growing a Channel

“How I Beat the YouTube Algorithm (Without Selling My Soul)”
“The Real Secret to YouTube Growth in 2025”
“YouTube Fame with Zero Budget — Here’s How”
“What YouTube Won’t Tell You About Getting Views”

🧰 If It’s a Tutorial or Guide

“YouTube Studio Tips They Don’t Teach You”
“Making Thumbnails That YouTube Can’t Ignore”
“YouTube Basics for Artists, Musicians, and Other Rebels”
“How to Survive Your First Month on YouTube”

🎭 If It’s Satire, Comedy, or Meta

“This Video Will Probably Go Viral on YouTube”
“I Asked YouTube for Help. Here’s What Happened.”
“Confessions of a YouTube Addict”
“YouTube Is Watching Me (And I Kind of Like It)”

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🎵 Song:YouTube and the Squirrel in Ohio

[Verse 1]
🎤 I posted at midnight,
🎶 (Midnight!)
🎤 I posted at two,
🎶 (At two!)
🎤 I tagged every keyword,
🎶 (You did!)
🎤 And prayed to the queue.
🎶 (Ohhh noooo…)

🎤 I watched my views flatline,
🎶 (Dead flat!)
🎤 Just me and my pride,
🎤 ’Til a squirrel in Ohio let out a cute “achoo!”
🎶 (Achoo!)

[Chorus – Mixed Chorus, Full Energy]
🎤 It’s YouTube and the squirrel in Ohio!
🎶 (Ohio!)
🎤 You can plan all you want, but you’ll never quite know.
🎶 (You never know!)
🎤 One sniffle in Dayton, and boom — I went viral,
🎶 (Boom!)
🎤 So forget the rulebook and ride the spiral.
🎶 (Wheeeeee!)

[Verse 2]
🎤 I studied the charts,
🎶 (The charts!)
🎤 I polished my brand,
🎶 (Real shiny!)
🎤 I danced on demand
🎶 (He danced!)
🎤 With a fork in my hand.
🎶 (…why??)

🎤 But fame never came till that rodent’s big sneeze,
🎶 (Achoo!)
🎤 Now I’m trending worldwide with zero degrees.
🎶 (He’s cold — but viral!)

[Chorus – Full Again]
🎤 It’s YouTube and the squirrel in Ohio!
🎶 (Ohio!)
🎤 The views start rollin’ when you just let go.
🎶 (Let go!)
🎤 One cough from a critter and fate hits the throttle,
🎶 (Zoooom!)
🎤 So keep your soul and skip the bottle.
🎶 (Don’t drink it!)

[Bridge – Spoken / Half Sung with Callbacks]
🎤 It wasn’t the thumbnail.
🎶 (Nope!)
🎤 It wasn’t the tags.
🎶 (Nah!)
🎤 It wasn’t the script or the new camera swag.
🎶 (Forget it!)
🎤 It was nuts.
🎶 (Literally.)

[Final Chorus – Bigger Than Ever]
🎤 It’s YouTube and the squirrel in Ohio!
🎶 (Ohio!)
🎤 Success by sneeze — yeah, that’s the bio.
🎶 (Achoo’s the clue!)
🎤 Forget what they taught you in growth 101 —
🎶 (All lies!)
🎤 Just wait for the critter, and try to have fun.
🎶 (Just have fun!)

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