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🎶 “Billionaire’s Gospel (Break All the Rules)”

Genre: Full gospel — Hammond B3, stompin’ rhythm section, mighty choir
Theme: If you’re rich enough, you don’t need to follow the rules — hallelujah!

Lyrics for Suno:

[VERSE 1]
I tried to pay my taxes, Lord, I really did try
But my accountant said, “Just wink and deny”
He said, “Buy a jet, take a ‘business loss’”
Then preach to the poor while you’re golfing with the boss

[CHORUS]
Ohhh, if you’re a billionaire, break all the rules!
Cheat the game, then build more schools
Borrow big, default loud
Then get a bailout — and take a bow!

[VERSE 2]
I bought a skyscraper with invisible cash
Then used it as collateral for more flash
Wrote off my yacht, my dog, my shoes
Then sued the bank for makin’ me lose

[CHORUS]
If you’re a billionaire, break all the rules!
Get a tax refund for your swimming pool
Lay off folks, then shout “I care!”
Then run for office — you’re halfway there!

[BRIDGE – PREACH IT!]
No audits, no prison, no shame, no fuss
Just blame the IRS and ride the bus…
…to your private island with a butler named Gus

[FINAL CHORUS – FULL CHOIR, CLAPPING, GLORY]
If you’re a billionaire, the law’s your friend
You bend it, break it, it don’t depend
Just say “I’m too big to fail, my dude!”
And walk out smilin’ while they repossess food!

Prompt / Style Sheet:

Full gospel choir satire. Big, stomping rhythm section with Hammond B3 organ, funky bass, and clapping choir. Powerful lead vocals with humorous, ironic delivery. Call-and-response, playful jabs at wealth inequality, tax evasion, and financial privilege. Tone: joyful and outraged at the same time. Must sound like the truth is being sung from the pulpit of Planet Earth. Think Sister Rosetta Tharpe meets Randy Newman with a wink.

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🎓🔥 “Burn the Books, Save the Vote!”

Theme: Satire on the war against knowledge
Genre: Upbeat marching-band swing, think “Schoolhouse Rock meets 1984”
Vibe: Funny, scary, toe-tapping, uncomfortably true

[VERSE 1]
Why learn things you’ll never use?
Like facts or math or civil truths?
History’s just old and slow —
So let’s erase what we don’t wanna know!

[CHORUS – CHEER SQUAD STYLE]
Burn the books! Tear down the schools!
Smart folks just make pesky rules!
If you can’t spell, then you can’t fight —
And if you know nothin’, you’ll vote just right!

[VERSE 2]
Say goodbye to classroom pain —
Science is just liberal rain!
Critical thought? No thank you, friend —
We prefer TikToks that never end.

[CHORUS – BIGGER]
Torch the facts! Ban the art!
Ignorance is state-of-the-art!
Let the rich decide your fate —
Just memorize hate and graduate!

[BRIDGE – OMINOUS & CATCHY]
No more teachers, no more books
Just memes, commands, and dirty looks
Free your mind — from knowledge, fast!
Welcome back to the glorious past!

[FINAL CHORUS – MARCHING TRIUMPH]
Burn the books! Shut the door!
Learning is a commie chore!
Grab your flag, salute the void —
Truth is gone — and we’re overjoyed!

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🎙️ K-GOD: The Station That Makes It!

Suno Lyrics:

[INTRO – SPOKEN, ANNOUNCER VOICE]
You’re listening to K-GOD, Tuskin, Oklahoma —
The station that makes it!
Coming up next: Brother Rufus J. Hallmighty with today’s sermon,
“Tithes, Taxes, and Other Things You Can Dodge.”
But first… let’s talk about money.

[CHORUS – GOSPEL JINGLE]
K-G-O-D! The station that makes it!
Bringing you grace, with a righteous sound!
K-G-O-D! Tune in and take it —
We’re the only church with a ten-foot subwoofer underground!

[VERSE – SPOKEN WITH BACKUP CHOIR]
Now friends… it takes more than a laxative
To spread the word of God!
Our sponsors — Tuskin’s Little Laxative Pills —
Do their part, amen!
But salvation costs postage, and sometimes legal fees.
So open your heart… and your wallet!

[FINAL CHORUS – BIG FINISH]
K-G-O-D! Hallelu, we’re on the dial!
Serving truth with a wink and a smile!
K-G-O-D! Oh yes, we make it…
Holy, wholesome… and a little bit wild!

🛠️ Suno Prompt / Style Sheet

Upbeat gospel radio parody. Mix of sung jingle, spoken announcer patter, and satirical church commercial. Big gospel choir, Hammond organ, handclaps. Feels like a late-night AM radio broadcast from another dimension. Energetic, joyful, and tongue-in-cheek. Perfect for a character voice over or animated skit.

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Title: God’s Got Style (And We Approve)

Lyrics:

[VERSE 1]
We see galaxies spinning, planets on parade
Mountains rise up like frosting God made
Birds sing jazz and trees do ballet
And God just shrugs like, yeah, that’s my way

[CHORUS]
La la la, glory be
To the One who made the bumblebee
La la la, oh hallelu
For opposable thumbs and kangaroos

[VERSE 2]
He made light, then said, let there be snacks
Created the platypus just to throw us off track
He gave us breath and then free will
And watched us invent the landfill

[CHORUS]
La la la, amen y’all
Praise for gravity and a waterfall
La la la, don’t forget
For the spleen — we don’t know what it does yet

[BRIDGE]
Some say chaos, some say plan
But we saw God moonwalk through the Big Bang

[FINAL CHORUS]
La la la, that’s divine
Praise for ducks in a perfect line
La la la, yeah we agree
God’s got style — and it’s totally free.

Style Sheet:

Funny angelic choir in a big joyful harmony. Gospel + baroque + Broadway satire. Huge chorus singing “la la la” praises of God’s creations with warmth and humor. A little Monty Python, a little Messiah, a little celestial mischief. Layered vocals, playful energy, shimmering reverb, light-hearted but deeply harmonious. No solo voice — group sound preferred.

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Wow! It’s already time to hop aboard the Bardo bus! All aboard! Nice hopping! Let’s go!

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