5 Things You Need to Know Now:

1. How to Know You’re in a Simulation

You walk into a room and forget why you’re there.
(Classic memory buffer error. Restart questline.)
You see the same number everywhere.
11:11. 3:33. 404.
(Debugging code bleeding into your reality layer.)
You’ve had déjà vu so often you’re starting to think you might just be a rerun.
(You are. But it’s a good one.)
Your cat stares at corners. For hours.
(NPC with admin access.)
You think of someone and they call.
(Quantum entanglement? Nah. Poor firewall security.)
The fridge light flickers and tells you secrets.
(Listen. It’s wiser than most humans.)
Time keeps glitching — some days are three hours long, some are thirty.
(Your clock’s running on entropy-based compression. Don’t ask.)
You’re sure you’ve died before, but somehow… here you are.
(Backup restored. Welcome back.)

Conclusion:
If even one of these feels familiar… congratulations, Player One.
You’re not stuck in a rut — you’re stuck in a sim.

The question is: do you play along… or do you break the game?

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2. How to Know If You’re Psychic

You finish people’s sentences… even strangers —
(Not rude — just tuned in.)
You know when someone’s lying, even when they don’t realize it.
(Gut feeling? Nah. Inner radar pinging hard.)
You get a vibe from objects, rooms, people, socks, soup cans…
(Psychometry, baby. Mental/Emotional Brain leaks.)
Dreams spill over into real life — and sometimes predict it.
(Your sleeping brain is a bootleg prophecy channel.)
You sense what’s about to happen — then it does.
(Precognition. Or very fast pattern recognition. Or both.)
You walk into a place and feel sick, dizzy, or lit up like a beacon.
(That’s not anxiety — that’s a hot zone. Leave it, or light a candle and relax.)
You talk to plants. And they answer.
(Not always in English, but they’re very polite.)
You think of someone, then they appear.
(Call it what it is: a psychic ping. Your soul still has signal.)
Electronics don’t like you.
(That’s an aura overload. Back away from the copier.)
People say, “How did you know that?”
*(Just smile. You don’t have to explain your magic.)

Verdict:
If more than three of these hit home, congratulations —
you’re psychic, whether you asked for it or not.

The only question now is:
What do you do with it?

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3. How to Have Confidence

(Even if your inner voice sounds like a wet noodle)

Stop waiting to “feel ready.”
Confidence isn’t a mood — it’s momentum.
Do the thing before you believe you can. Belief catches up.
Lower the stakes.
It’s not brain surgery — relax.
Most of what you’re worried about… won’t even be remembered tomorrow.
Practice failing… safely.
Yep. Set up tiny risks, bomb them on purpose.
Laugh. Learn. Nothing explodes. This is ninja training.
Talk to yourself like you’d talk to your favorite friend.
“You’ve got this, go get ’em.”
Use your body.
Shoulders back. Breathe slow. Take up space.
Your nervous system listens to posture more than pep talks.
Do hard things.
Each one leaves a mark on your spine —
A little extra steel, a little less quiver.
Serve something bigger.
When it’s not about you, confidence becomes clarity.
Mission makes the fear small.

Secret Truth:
You don’t get confidence and then act.
You act — awkwardly, clumsily, badly — and that gives you confidence.

The voice of doubt?
Just background noise. Walk past it. You’ve got things to do.

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4. How to Know If You’re Doing the Right Thing

(Without asking five psychics and a coin flip)

You feel a quiet yes inside.
Not fireworks. Not drama.
Just… yes. A click. A calm. A “this fits.”
You’re scared, but not ashamed.
Right things often feel risky.
But they don’t leave that slimy film of “ugh” behind. A total absence of “cringe”.
You could explain it to your 5-year-old… and they’d nod.
Kids know what’s fair, true, and loving.
So do you, underneath all the adult junk that’s piled up.
You don’t have to argue yourself into it every five minutes.
If you’re constantly defending your choice to yourself…
It might not be your choice.
You’re lighter afterward.
Even if it was hard. Even if it cost you.
Right action lifts you up, and everyone else, too.
Your future self is clapping.
You can almost hear them say,
“Yeah, that was tough — but that was it. That was the right move.”
It opens more doors than it shuts.
Maybe not all at once, but the path starts to breathe.
Synchronicity shows up. You start bumping into green lights again.

Final check:
The right thing feels aligned. Not with your ego —
but with your center. Your spine. Your why.

And if you can’t tell yet?

Pause. Wait. The real path doesn’t vanish.
It just waits for you to come back to your senses.

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5. How to Stay Sane (When Everything’s on Fire)

(Optional: while smiling politely)

Your feed is screaming.
The headlines are on fire.
Reality feels like a bad improv set with no exit.

Doomscroll, doomscroll, doom doom doom.

Here’s how to hold steady in the swirl of madness:

1. Turn it off.
Yes, off. Not down. Not “just a peek.”
Silence is not avoidance — it’s a definite strategy.

2. Breathe like you mean it.
In through the nose, hold it…
long slow exhale like you’re releasing a ghost.
(Do it three times. Watch what happens.)

3. Do one thing — and finish it.
A dish. A walk. A thank-you email.
Completion builds reality when the world won’t.

4. Connect with a real someone.
Not doomscrollers. Not rage machines.
Someone who laughs. Someone who listens. Someone who’s manifesting decently. Join our zoom meeting, if all else fails.

5. Remember your tools.
Mantra. Candle. Music. Gold pan. Whatever works.
Use them. They’re anchors. You built them for days like this.

6. Talk to yourself like a kind conspirator.
“This is nuts, but we’re okay. Let’s make tea.”
You don’t have to fix the world.
Just stay balanced in your Essential Self.

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5 “How To” Things You Need Now

1. How to Know You’re in a Simulation
Déjà vu, repeating numbers, fridge whispers?
The code is glitching. Wake up or keep playing — your call.

2. How to Know If You’re Psychic
Dreams spill into life. You feel the room before you enter it.
If you know, without knowing why — that’s how.

3. How to Have Confidence
Act first. Believe later.
Confidence is built, not born — one awkward step at a time.

4. How to Know If You’re Doing the Right Thing
The right path feels quiet, honest, and a little scary.
If it lifts your soul instead of draining it — that’s it.

5. How to Stay Sane When the World’s on Fire
Breathe. Turn it off. Do one small kind thing.
You don’t need to fix it all — just stay human.

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Donald’s BIG Parade

Here’s the scoop on yesterday’s parade crowd in D.C.:

While organizers originally anticipated hundreds of thousands of viewers, it turned out to be noticeably smaller. The AP reported that attendance fell far short of the 200,000 estimate, with large gaps and only thinly spread spectators. Photos showed empty patches along Constitution Avenue.

Reuters didn’t offer a precise count post-event but noted that expectations had been set in the “hundreds of thousands” range.
So, truth is: significantly less than 200,000, more likely in the tens of thousands–not the massive crowd they had hoped for.

Reuters reports the parade featured approximately 6,700 troops and 150 military vehicles, watched by “thousands of spectators” along Constitution Avenue.
The AP notes attendance “fell far short” of the 200,000 prediction, with visible gaps in the crowd.
Time puts it at “tens of thousands” gathered on the National Mall.

🧠 Best estimate: Likely around 10,000 spectators max, not the 200,000 spectators that they had been expecting. Footage of the event clearly shows a thin crowd in the bleachers.

Crowd was way below forecast.
Visuals — video footage clearly shows extremely sparse turnout
No Metro spike = no mass influx, no rise in usage from daily numbers.

The parade tried for a grand spectacle, but landed somewhere closer to a shrug.

The result was…Crickets. Even the Metro barely noticed. He looks like he’s going to cry.

Actually the outcome was even better than having it rain on his parade — the Trumpies could have blamed the weather for the lousy turnout — come to think of it, they probably will.

PLEASE NOTE: Estimates of crowd size across the U.S. in the “No Kings” protests numbers around 5 million to as much as 12 million. We’ll get the exact numbers in a few days. It’s all a matter of record — there are many videos to prove this.

How will Trump spin this?

He gave a party and nobody came.

1. “The Deep State Blocked the Buses”
“Thousands of patriots were on their way, but Antifa and the FBI shut down the roads. Total disgrace!”

2. “The Media Hid the Crowds”
“The fake news photos were taken early, before the REAL crowd arrived. We had record numbers, believe me.”

3. “It Was a Soft Launch”
“This was just the preview parade. Wait till the full version in October — biggest event the world has ever seen!”

4. “It Wasn’t About Crowd Size — It Was About Spirit”
“The love in the air was tremendous. So many beautiful people, so much emotion. You can’t see that in those fake news photos.”

5. “The Protesters Were the Real Crowd”
“We had all the attention — even the haters came out just to see me. That’s power, folks.”

6. “I Told Them to Stay Home”
“I said, ‘Don’t come. Save your energy for November.’ And they listened. That’s loyalty.”

Well, it’s an amazing thing — Trump saluted the soldiers dressed as Vietnam fighters, when Trump dodged the draft to avoid going to Vietnam like the rest of those suckers and losers.

He sure knows how to win friends and influence people. I have direct evidence that humans are directly descended from the lemmings — over the cliff they go!

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Hey, wow, there’s the Bardo bus over there! Everybody climb aboard, quick!

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