“HELP US, ZOMBIE GIRL! DONALD TRUMP IS NUTS!”
He not only IS nuts, he HAS nuts, according to the reports from his female employees, and now, thanks to my especially powerful, clever, and conveniently arranged “Shamanic Magic”, described below in detail, you can kick him in those very nuts, at least on the Astral Plane!
Listen, I warned you four decades ago that RONALD MCDONALD WAS NUTS.
I predicted all this in “SlimeWars”, which you probably haven’t read, if you’re still surprised by the daily outrages and attacks on YOUR personal freedoms. You can download the book or get it in paperback.
Oh, but Donald Trump is much more than merely nuts. He’s an actual, real live reincarnation of the infamous Nazi Dictator Adolph Hitler, who was a cruel and vicious tyrant, a veritable hamburger-munching slob, and yes — he is actually possessed by an Evil Avatar.
You want a second opinion. Okay. He’s ugly, too. Hard to watch on the news just because he’s so ugly and strange looking.
He wants YOU to feel fear, just as he does, all day, every day, all night, every night.
All his closest advisors, cabinet members and social friends are actual card-carrying Party Neo-Nazis, except his fellow mass-murdering fuckhead, Count Vlad Putin, who is the Father of Expediency and a former Communist. He’s a member of whatever keeps him in power.
Mass-murdering? Yeah, count the bodies of those who died needlessly in the Covid pandemic. And there’s more happening as we speak.
Is there something between Trump and Putin? Sure there is. They’ve been plotting all along that Putin gets half the booty when all Trump’s enemies lie dead on the stage — you can count the stacked up bodies, like a classic Shakespearean Tragedy , eh?
He and his Nazi friends hate Mexicans, Jews, Italians, South Africans, Dutch, Poles, Iranians, Iraquis, Afghanis, Pakshis, Africans of all kinds, Arabs of any description, Blacks, Reds, Purples, Browns, Tans, Catholics, Buddhists, Shintoists, Hindus, and YOU and ME.
He’d hate the Born-Again MAGA mob if they weren’t gleefully doing his dirty work for him. Actually, he does hate them — just as he detests his enablers and staffers.
If he follows true to form, and there’s no reason to think he won’t — he’ll eventually kill them all, just as Hitler purged his S.A. troops to ensure that they didn’t overthrow him after they put him in power.
RACE WAR, RELIGIOUS WAR, CIVIL WAR, NUCLEAR WAR
That’s TRUMP’s agenda. Actually, he has no plan, no actual agenda — just an uncontrollable rage and hate.
He distrusts absolutely everyone, and thinks that everyone including Einstein is stupid. When it comes to war, he’s smarter than any of his generals. He’s smarter than any of his security advisors. He’s smarter than any of his lawyers. He’s certainly smarter than his intelligence community.
His smartness will eventually bring him down, but in the meantime, YOU and YOUR FAMILY will have suffered and perhaps died under his cruel and intolerant rule.
He’s a legend in his own mind, the only smart monkey on the planet, and the only one willing to use his smarts to outwit the other monkeys, which are mostly Republicans, by actual count.
The reason he thinks that he is smarter than anyone else is because intelligent people can’t believe that anyone that savage and soulless can possibly exist and interact with them, imprison them in a wall of fear, AND GET AWAY WITH IT, so they laugh it off.
This, in his twisted and tortured mind, is equivalent to being “smart, real smart”. Most monkeys think they’re amazingly intelligent. There’s more brainpower in the average grey alien than there is in the entire human race taken as a whole, just like comparing an iPhone with an abacus.
“GO NUCLEAR!” SAYS DONALD.
Good advice, Donald!!! In the news recently, TRUMP told his Republican Congressional Thugs, “GO NUCLEAR!” his own words, and he apparently said and shouted it several times. It certainly won’t bother ME to see it all go up in smoke.
An NPD gives away his inner thoughts without realizing it. HE INTENDS TO GO NUCLEAR and it could happen just any old day now. He has the idea that HE will survive a nuclear exchange, and he’s right. He’ll be in his bunker, nice and safe and sound, while the rest of us watch the blooming mushroom clouds.
You’ll spend the next few weeks after that bombardment from the heavens, trying to dodge the weather and fallout from more than 20,000 nuclear airbursts. Good luck on that. I have a way out of that scenario, but you can’t afford it. The plan involves building a very expensive particle accelerator, but we’d need environmental impact reports filed first, of course, and those agencies no longer exist, like so many others these days.
Accelerators are very likely to spawn radiation, but I wouldn’t worry — it’s not nearly as much as 20,000 airbursts with an average yield of 50 megatons per weapon. That’s a LOT of radiation, and a LOT of blast damage and guess what? The Earth is knocked 17 degrees off its present axis, bringing the most amazingly brilliant Eastern Lights you’ve never seen!
I never liked Polaris, anyway, the Pole star that always points North, until the nuclear weapon activated Global Polar Axis Shift, that is. I’ve had to study that event in school outside the SIM here in the 37th century.
I wish I could remember the outcome, but that’s why I failed history and I had to actually take rebirth in the twentieth century which led here to the 21st century.
I sort of recollect from my 37th century my 21st century history lessons, but I can’t remember which side comes out on top.
I could run it through the Regression Simulator, with which you’re all-too-familiar, I guess, but I’d need a faculty pass to do it.
One of Little Loser Donnie’s plans is to find some excuse to dominate ISRAEL and take Jerusalem for the Christians. He already has plans for the seaside resort he intends to build there where Gaza used to be.
He’s also got plans for you.
I’LL BET THAT YOU CAN’T WALK ON THE STREETS NOW, AND FEEL SAFE FROM YOUR FELLOW AMERICANS!
Only when YOU are actually taken to the death camp and you’re actually walking into the crematorium will you realize that this is really happening, and that it’s happening HERE and that it’s happening TODAY and that this is not some fantasy science fiction story, it’s real and YOU are in it up to your eyeballs, like it or not, know it or not.
The chances are that, like everyone else, you’ll choose to do nothing.
“Wait. Things will get better,” you say.
Ask the Jews of Germany who said that same exact thing, right up until their very last breath of life. “Don’t make trouble.”
They didn’t live to regret those words. Most of them died. Six MILLION Jews died in those “nonexistent” death camps, and would you believe it? According to the Flat-Earthers and the Vax Deniers, the death camps in Amerika — particularly Louisiana and Florida — don’t exist either. Except, of course, Alligator Alcatraz, Trump’s favorite fearmonger shop.
It turns out that upwards of 55 million people died as a direct result of Hitler’s violence and extreme actions. Wouldn’t Trump be proud of numbers ten times that size?
That’s how many people will die just in the first wave of the first attack, and then there are five more full-blown nuclear wars to follow, when Trump manages to carry out his aggression and anger.
There is still a chance to stop him, but only through magic — no other options are open. He has already stolen your “safe” world, your “free” world and your “freedom from fear” world, and they will NEVER return while he and his ambitious and powerful crime family is still in power.
Wait until you get into the future, where you’ll discover to your utter consternation that YOU and YOUR FAMILY NEVER EXISTED, according to the “Second Holocaust Conspiracy Theorists” so popular with the High School Sophomores of the 33rd century.
According to them, there was no Second Holocaust, just as there are shmucks who prefer to believe that it never happened, it was just a figment of imagination, the 650 Million graves are NOTHING, nothing at all.
I’m not here to convince them. They’re alien-dominated zombies. You can’t reason with an alien-dominated zombie, especially in a world of hate and fear, distrust and betrayal.
Everyone’s your enemy now.
I’m seriously prepared to have to physically defend some of my less white friends if I’m out in public with them and they happen to be attacked by black-hooded savages.
I have no way of knowing who they are, and they leave me little choice there — I can’t let the attacker continue the attack.
That’s a really bad position to find yourself in, having to defend one or more of your non-white or non-Christian or gay friends, maybe to the death.
The only way you can prove there was a TRUMPish Second Holocaust is that YOU WERE THERE, so you’ll just have to wait until you can reincarnate and find some evidence, and set the story straight, but by that time, there will be no one left to care, as if anyone ever did.
As a matter of fact, anyone who doesn’t FEEL TARGETED BY TRUMP will tend to disbelieve that this could happen, right up until they die in the gas chamber or at the hands of the MAGA Mercenaries or the Storm-Troopers and the mob-hatred and the public stonings, and lynchings, and drive-by shootings and general mayhem.
Oh, if you think it’s gonna be just the Jews, you got another think coming.
We’re ALL on his “ROUND UP & DESTROY” list, and the list is getting longer every day. I want to point out that his biggest fear is RIDICULE, and now that he’s in public life, he’s going to get plenty of it, and he doesn’t take it on the chin too well.
Trump attacks anyone who even gives a hint that his dick might be tiny.
FEELING HOPELESS, DEFENSELESS AND HELPLESS?
“I don’t want to go to work anymore,” I hear people saying, and “What’s the point of living if it’s going to be like this from now on?”
Jesus, who wants to live in a world like that? Myself, I have ways to block it, but maybe YOU don’t, and would just like some goddam peace and quiet without having to look through your window curtains to see if there’s a TANK parked outside your house, with its big gun pointed right at YOU and YOUR FAMILY!
DOUBT IT WILL HAPPEN?
I guarantee that that is EXACTLY what is going to happen, until Donald Trump is forcibly dragged off to the looney bin — which is his fate, eventually. He’s crazier than you think he is, way off the deep end, driven even further by his apparent success in manipulating the masses and the media.
I predict that there will be national strikes, walkouts, sit-ins and marches, but that won’t do any good, and Trump WANTS AN EXCUSE to send in the National Guard.
He’s calculating that his troops will pull the trigger on American civilians, and that the resultant slaughter will reduce AND SILENCE the opposition, like the Kent State murders, which left four UNARMED student protesters dead on the ground, five more horribly wounded and paralyzed for life, on May 4, 1970.
28 National Guard soldiers fired on student protesters from a distance of several dozen yards. That wasn’t the only time this happened.
My guess is that after the handcuffing, detainment and possible beating, of a lone, very scared five-year old Iranian boy at Dulles International Airport (Dulles must be turning in his grave right now) yesterday, everyone who isn’t Lily-White and Pro-Life Christian will want some protection from their Insane President and his goonie hordes.
He’s started rambling about bombs being planted in the buildings on 9/11, and he’s been known to throw around speculation that the Moon might be hollow.
“WE NEED A TRUMP BLOCKER!”
I couldn’t agree more, and that’s why I’m working on some magical solutions. Nothing else will work. He’s got his people in place, and he can’t be knocked out now, except by two psychiatrists and a judge.
I could reveal exactly to which medical facility he is brought for treatment of an uncontrollable psychotic break, but I can’t do that until it happens. It’s my gaming constraints, again.
But I can tell you this much — at some point, Trump is removed from office, but I can’t tell you the circumstances at this time, until more things happen, because, by my own playing rules, I’m not permitted to prognosticate in public.
(I timed the laugh on that one.)
Okay, enough backstory, let’s get to the products that are available at this time and keep in mind that I wouldn’t put any of these on the market, but I need to raise some money for my medical coverage when Medicare Medical and Social Security are struck down.
That will happen within a week or so from now. I have no other coverage, and will be unable to get any coverage, so like most folks I know, I haven’t long under those circumstances, which puts me — and probably you, too — well into the “fuck it” category of today’s American senior citizens.
I have no patience for a Donald Trump, and I hope you don’t, either. He’s too sick, too psychotic and too racist to qualify for public office, and he WILL be removed from office, but not in time to help YOU and YOUR FAMILY escape his hate and rage, fueled all the more by his ability to get away with it.
All my TRUMP-BLOCKERS are absolutely GUARANTEED 100% EFFECTIVE against the VIBES, but I can’t guarantee anything against the STORM TROOPERS. Watch as our military gets changed into STORM TROOPERS just like Star Wars and World War II Germany!
How fun is that???
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- TFZ PENNY-SIZED BRASS EARRINGS — $19.95 pair
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- TFZ COPPER-COIL ATLANTEAN CRYSTAL PENDANT — $39.95
- TFZ COPPER-COIL ATLANTEAN POWER CRYSTAL PENDANT — $49.95
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- TFZ COPPER-COIL CHARGED METEORITE PENDANT — $19.95
- TFZ COPPER-COIL LARGE METEORITE PENDANT — $49.95
- TFZ HOME PROTECTION LARGE IRON METEORITE — $350.00
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- TFZ HOME OR ALTAR PROTECTION CANDLE — $19.95
- TFZ HOME OR ALTAR PROTECTION SMUDGE STICKS — $19.95
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Personally, what I’d do is put up a Thangka Barrier (dare I say “wall”???) on the North, South, East and West outer walls, with a central Demon Trap and a Kitchen Witch to catch anything that gets past the first line of defense, then use candles, smudge stick and incense to keep it cleansed, perhaps every day, maybe once a week.
HEAL TRUMP ITEMS WORK AUTOMATICALLY JUST BY WEARING:
HEAL TRUMP earrings:
- HEAL TRUMP PENNY-SIZED BRASS EARRINGS — $19.95 pair
- HEAL TRUMP DOLLAR-SIZED COPPER BOARD-BACKED EARRINGS — $39.00 pair
- HEAL TRUMP DOLLAR-SIZED COPPER STERLING SILVER EARRINGS — $139.95
HEAL TRUMP medallions:
- HEAL TRUMP BASIC DOLLAR-SIZED BOARD-BACKED MEDALLION — $19.95
- HEAL TRUMP U.S. SILVER DOLLAR BACKED COPPER MEDALLION — $149.95
HEAL TRUMP Handmade Tibetan Incense works by usage, keeps your home, office or den Trump-Free:
- HEAL TRUMP Handmade Tibetan Incense — $19.95
HEAL TRUMP ATLANTEAN CRYSTALS:
- HEAL TRUMP ACTIVE PRAYER ATLANTEAN CRYSTAL — $19.95
- HEAL TRUMP COPPER-COIL ATLANTEAN CRYSTAL PENDANT — $19.95
- HEAL TRUMP COPPER-COIL ATLANTEAN POWER CRYSTAL PENDANT — $49.95
BLOCK TRUMP ITEMS:
BLOCK TRUMP earrings:
- BLOCK TRUMP PENNY-SIZED BRASS EARRINGS — $39.95 pair
- BLOCK TRUMP DOLLAR-SIZED COPPER BOARD-BACKED EARRINGS — $59.00 pair
- BLOCK TRUMP DOLLAR-SIZED COPPER STERLING SILVER EARRINGS — $139.95
BLOCK TRUMP medallions:
- BLOCK TRUMP BASIC DOLLAR-SIZED BOARD-BACKED MEDALLION — $19.95
- BLOCK TRUMP U.S. SILVER DOLLAR BACKED COPPER MEDALLION — $149.95
BLOCK TRUMP Handmade Tibetan Incense:
- BLOCK TRUMP Handmade Tibetan Incense — $19.95
BLOCK TRUMP ATLANTEAN CRYSTALS:
- BLOCK TRUMP ACTIVE PRAYER ATLANTEAN CRYSTAL — $19.95
- BLOCK TRUMP COPPER-COIL ATLANTEAN CRYSTAL PENDANT — $19.95
- BLOCK TRUMP COPPER-COIL ATLANTEAN POWER CRYSTAL PENDANT — $49.95
TRUMP-B-GONE ITEMS:
These automatically seek a parallel universe where there is no Donald Trump. Believe me, it’s a LOT better where he isn’t.
TRUMP-B-GONE earrings:
- TRUMP-B-GONE PENNY-SIZED BRASS EARRINGS — $19.95 pair
- TRUMP-B-GONE DOLLAR-SIZED COPPER BOARD-BACKED EARRINGS — $39.00
- TRUMP-B-GONE DOLLAR-SIZED COPPER STERLING SILVER EARRINGS — $139.95
TRUMP-B-GONE medallions:
- TRUMP-B-GONE BASIC DOLLAR-SIZED BOARD-BACKED MEDALLION — $19.95
- TRUMP-B-GONE U.S. SILVER DOLLAR BACKED COPPER MEDALLION — $149.95
TRUMP-B-GONE Handmade Tibetan Incense:
- TRUMP-B-GONE Handmade Tibetan Incense — $19.95
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- TRUMP-B-GONE ACTIVE PRAYER ATLANTEAN CRYSTAL — $19.95
- TRUMP-B-GONE COPPER-COIL ATLANTEAN CRYSTAL PENDANT — $39.95
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FEELING ESPECIALLY THREATENED BY TRUMP & HIS STORM-TROOPERS?
If you’re feeling really SINGLED OUT, cramped and slammed up against the wall, and you feel yourself to be under personal attack, you probably want something a bit stronger. I present for your consideration these products:
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Unfortunately, I can’t help you block your home or office from ordinary civilian level “social media” eavesdropping equipment.
Time was, we didn’t have little silent radio-controlled video drones suspended outside our windows, taking home movies in our bedrooms and bathrooms, eh?
Conventional wisdom will tell you to say or do nothing you don’t want to see up on facebook tomorrow, even in the privacy of your own home. No space is safe from TRUMP WITHOUT A TRUMP-BLOCKER!
With all the micro surveillance gear out there available to civilians, you can’t say anything without fear, and in fact, even in public, you DON’T DARE BRING UP THE SUBJECT OF TRUMP, either positive OR negative, for fear of getting punched in the face or lynched or stoned by a hysterical and frenzied mob lusting for YOUR blood.
I’m not exaggerating. This story is becoming more true here in Amerika every single day that TRUMP remains in power:
Three guys in a prison cell in Lubyanka, Russia’s most famous political prison. First guy says, “I was in favor of Comrade Radek.”
The second prison inmate says, “I was AGAINST Comrade Radek.”
The third prisoner sadly says, “I’m Radek”.
It’s no longer Russia that engenders that sort of humor. We are now in it up to our eyeballs, and it won’t go away just by itself. If you want a world in which TRUMP is out of power, you’ll have to wait until he’s gone, or do it with pro-active white magic. You have no other choice.
POPULAR WISDOM SAYS “There’s nowhere to run to, nowhere to hide. Take a stand now, and hold your ground while you can. Take as many of them with you as you can.”
That’s nonsense. Take them all out NOW without having to do anything bad to them, with my GROUCHO’S WEAK-END SPECIAL:
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Am I kidding? Come up with the money, and see for yourself.
AFTERLIFE ACCOMMODATIONS:
I have tons of room and I expect a LARGE crowd from Planet Earth, any day now. We’re all very amused at this, and have a large office pool here in the Between Lives State.
I have a Federation dollar on a nuclear holocaust within two weeks, and I expect to win. It pays 36 to 1, and I’m ready to collect my bet.
Always cover your bets, strategize your betting, never mind the cards — the outcome of the game itself is of no concern.
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Rooms FREE, day or night. Social media is excluded from Hell, so you might enjoy it. As Avatar of the Western Realm, I can hardly refuse even TRUMP MAGGOTS a room, but I can and DO turn away those pesky ultra-violent White Christians — HELL, I gotta protect the neighborhood somehow!
Christians in general prefer the climate of Heaven to the company of Hell. Myself, I stay well clear of the Heavenly Gates — I don’t favor spending ETERNITY with Billy Graham, Elvis Presley and Dolly Parton.
Maybe YOU can hang there, but it’s not my bag. Give me URTHGAME every damn time, and make it the HELL LEVEL, just to keep it interesting.
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Keep in mind that, as a decade-long student of Pete Seeger, from 1950 to 1959, I keep the faith; there is power in song. Download my slashingly funny Protest Songbook. (We’re still laughing up here.)
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🎵 Help Us, Zombie Girl
Suno-ready – Target length: ~2:00, blues chant, astral protest groove
[Intro – whispered, 1 bar]
(They said she was dead… but she’s the only one still moving.)
Zombie Girl… we’re calling you…
[Verse 1 – 4 bars]
He’s building walls, he’s burning truth,
Crawling like a curse through every booth.
The lights went out, the sky went black—
Zombie Girl, we need you back.
[Response – echo FX]
Need you back…
[Chorus – 8 bars, driving beat]
Help us, Zombie Girl!
This world’s gone cold and cruel.
Rattle your bones, raise the flame,
Send that madman back in shame.
Help us, Zombie Girl!
Break the tyrant’s rule.
[Verse 2 – 4 bars, sharp delivery]
He feeds on fear, he locks each gate,
Spits on love, unleashes hate.
You cross the veil, you bring the storm—
You’re dead, but you’re the only warm.
[Bridge – 4 bars, chanted rhythm]
Zombie Girl, we call your name—
Stomp the earth and shift the game!
Crack his mask, break the spell—
Drag him back to ghostless hell!
[Final Chorus – 8 bars, full power]
Help us, Zombie Girl!
We’re drowning in his swirl.
Dance through fire, clear the way,
Wash this darkened world in day.
Help us, Zombie Girl!
Let the dead reclaim the stage…
[Outro – 1 bar, whispered/fading]
(We’re still here… still singing…)
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All aboard the Bardo bus!
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See You At The Top!!!
gorby