Send Musk to Mars

This was us back in 1969 protesting the removal of 40 saints from calendar.

Song — Send Musk to Mars

A friendly musical farewell to Elon Musk, giving him exactly what he’s always wanted… his own Martian kingdom! He built the rockets, he sent the tweets, and now we’re here to help launch him straight to the Red Planet. No SEC, no traffic jams—just endless dust and space-age dreams! Glad to see him go where he has always wanted to be!

🎵 Written by: EJ Gold
🎸 Produced with: Suno AI
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Not Afraid of Elon, Are You?

You can learn to draw like this — see my art books for more!

That’s right, I’m not afraid of Elon. Not that I don’t believe he has the power of life and death over me, but that doesn’t scare me — why would it? Let me tell you a story:

It was Poland, on September 1st, in the year 1939, just as World War II was about to begin, that an old Jewish peasant was walking along a country road, when suddenly up swoops a convoy of Mercedes Benz limousines and military vehicles. Continue reading →

Drop Another Protest Song

Yeah, the thing is, you wake up and realize that nothing you can do will change the situation, it is what it is, and if you know, you know.

It’s monday morning, near as I can tell. been thinking what could we do today? one thing for sure, no matter what we do, the big guys in government will have their way over us and everyone we know. what can we do, but sing protest songs? Continue reading →

Purloined Letters

Jasper Johns Zero Through Nine RARE 9″x12″ Version, valued at $45,000.00.

When you look at the Jasper Johns litho above, it doesn’t look like much, but if you brought that back into Sotheby’s Auction House, where I bought it thirty years ago, they’d go nuts trying to get you to list it with them, because it’s really really rare and desirable.

When you think of wealth, don’t think of “money” or “cash” as wealth. Those hundred dollar bills that you now spend the way we used to spend ten dollar bills, could very well be utterly worthless with no recourse, if the government suddenly switches the economy over to Bitcoins or Trump meme coins, and declares your hundred dollar bills worthless. Continue reading →

In Plain Sight

Dmitri Karamazov got me this far in juggling at our convention.

Disguising & Concealing Wealth

Disguising money — make it look like nothing important enough to steal. also intended to get big wealth past keen-eyed and highly suspicious border guards and other obstacles, such as tariffs and gangs and street stickup men  — in fact, anyone who would take it away from you if they knew it had value. This single idea is the key to my wealth-protecting program, meant to help folks like you.
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Friendliest Book Shop Ever

Welcome to the Friendliest Book Shop Ever!

Step into a world of literary treasures, where books aren’t just objects—they’re doorways to adventure, knowledge, and discovery. We specialize in rare and antiquarian books, art and science volumes, and a massive sci-fi collection that spans classic works to obscure gems.

Whether you’re a collector hunting for a lost edition, an art lover searching for inspiration, or a sci-fi fan looking for your next intergalactic escape, we’ve got something for you. Every book we offer is carefully selected, and many are one-of-a-kind finds—so grab them while they last! Continue reading →

Federal Freeze Blues

So let’s talk a little more about the idea of YOU becoming a book dealer… it sounds simple and it ought to be simple, but it’s not exactly simple.

Books on our website? No problem. You can copy/paste any of those images in your online ads, plus copy/paste the description and details.

Whatever the book price turns out to be — and they are all quite different based on printing costs and other variables like page-count and illustrations — you as a dealer get 40% and sometimes a bit more.

The thing is, you’ll sell a lot more books a lot more often than you’ll sell harmonicas or real estate. Continue reading →

JFK, RFK & MLK TRUTH!

I had several thoughts, one of which was, if we can rule out all the obvious reasons ufos are here, what’s left that we may have missed about their intentions and purpose?

If we toss out the “obvious” reasons—scientific observation, resource gathering, intergalactic tourism—then we’re left with the weird, the abstract, and the beautifully bizarre. Let me throw some unconventional possibilities on the grill for you: Continue reading →