Make the World Go Away!!!

Ain’t it a bitch? I’m seeing a lot of “goodbye america” speeches by various hosts and guests on TV today. Wondering if there’s something they know that we don’t…???

Yeah, “Goodbye America” is definitely popping up more — sounds like a mix of despair, warning, and gallows humor from folks watching the wheels come off. It’s the kind of phrase that shows up when a nation feels like it’s slipping into something unrecognizable: threats to democracy, rising authoritarianism, civil unrest bubbling under the surface, and everyone shouting past each other. Continue reading

Not Like Us

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1. Start with a Fascinating Vertical or Square Image

  • Suggested Size: 1080×1920 px

  • Recommended Style: Mystical meets modern

  • Sample of typical Text to Include:

    • Headline:
      “Shield Your Space”

    • Subheadline:
      “Download the E.J. Gold Protection Sigil ”

    • Optional Footer:
      “Use the E.J. Gold Protection Sigil as wallpaper on your phone. It works.”

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Trumpocolipse Ahead!

Goodly Ideas for this Now-ness:

The real art market isn’t a marketplace, it’s a matchmaking service. You don’t sell art. You introduce it to the one soul it’s been waiting for, and sometimes that soul is late to the party by a decade or two.

You could have a holy grail piece—a Picasso linocut, legit and gorgeous—and if you’re standing in a Rembrandt room, it’s invisible. Not because it’s not great, but because it’s not their language. You’re holding Spanish jazz at a Dutch funeral. Continue reading

Include Me In!!!

“Start a Business Without Spending a Dime — I’ve Got the Inventory, You Bring the Spark!”

You could open the blog with something like:

“If you’ve ever dreamed of starting your own business, but stopped yourself because of money — forget that thought. You don’t need startup capital. You don’t need to buy inventory. I’ve already done that part for you. All you need is willingness, a little time, and a bit of creativity.” Continue reading