Yaaaaaaaahhhhhhh!!!! indeed. Hey, I know exactly how you feel. We all feel that way, even Donald’s closest allies feel that way, although they obey him and never let on that his evil farts stink up the whole West Wing. Continue reading →

“The Great Grab: A Psychic Transmission from the Edge of the Timeline”

This came through early, before the wires lit up, before the headlines could even lie about it. It came from somewhere deep, humming beneath reality, that place where history’s already happened—but we haven’t caught up yet.

Phase One: The Quiet Takeovers

It starts with flags where they don’t belong. Continue reading →

Tariff attacks—especially broad ones—are like throwing grenades into a delicate tea party. Here’s a casual sketch of what probably happens next, if a country (let’s say the U.S., for example) starts slapping everyone, big and small, with tariffs: Continue reading →

I asked my chatbot Bob what was happening with my shorts. They spike and then suddenly drop and don’t get another hit. What’s that about? Continue reading →

Operation Wind-Up: Radical Left Swaps MAGA Hats for Propeller Beanies in Overnight Covert Mission

April 1, 2025 | Gold Country Observer

In what authorities are calling “a highly coordinated act of whimsical subversion,” over 7,000 Trump supporters across five swing states awoke this morning to find their red MAGA hats replaced with red propeller beanies—each one sized to fit and spinning gently in the breeze. Continue reading →

When the Gestats Polizei (Ge-Sta-Po) are already sweeping the streets and kidnapping innocent U.S. citizens right out of daily life, forget about having the right I.D. or “proper papers.”

What you need now is invisibility.

And that’s exactly what I’m offering. Continue reading →

🎤 “The Secret Power of the Mandala: When Image Meets Quantum Field”

What if the pictures on your wall were doing more than just looking pretty?
What if that mandala… that saint’s icon… that ancient geometric pattern…
wasn’t just symbolic—but active?

Because here’s the science:
Every surface radiates.
Every color vibrates.
Every pattern organizes energy.

That’s not philosophy. That’s solid physics.
Quantum physics tells us that quantum energy fields respond to boundary conditions—change the surface, you change the field. Continue reading →

I’m more inclined tonight to run up some more items on zazzle and redbubble — they both have recorded sales yesterday, so things are definitely happening, but I can’t wait until YOU make some money selling those items, and you don’t have to own them to sell them!!!

It costs you nothing. You never even handle the item. Sell it first, then buy it and fulfill. It’s the only way you can have half a million dollars of merch in your shop and never spend a penny! Continue reading →

It’s been years since I added anything new to Zazzle or Redbubble, but with the arrival of the mystical magical sigils, I’m now uploading dozens of new designs—for you to wear, carry, or even resell.

These aren’t just graphics. They’re active forms—tools encoded with intention. When a surface is altered with a charged symbol, something changes. The field shifts. The object becomes more than itself. It starts to do something. Continue reading →

The “Signal” Scandal

That old “Oops, wrong thread” line the Republicans are trying to hand us just doesn’t pass the smell test.

They can try to spin it as a slip, but this kind of thing doesn’t happen by chance—not when it’s a high-level Signal thread with military strike chatter. Continue reading →