Just Add Water …

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I’ve posted a number of portraits that have accumulated over the years as NFTs — I put them up on OceanSpray — no, I mean “OpenSea”, of course — and here’s how they work:

  • BUY BUTTON — The Blessings activate when YOU turn them on by hitting the “BUY” button on the aforementioned NFT on “OceanSpray”. I keep saying that, just to be funny, but it could well backfire. I of course meant “OpenSea”.
  • THEY STACK — The Blessings I’ve posted in the form of NFTs are synergistic — they work better together than alone — teamwork works.
  • THEY WORK — Guaranteed to bring you better luck, more happiness, more work opportunities.
  • HIGHER CONSCIOUSNESS — They work to bring about higher consciousness, emanating in all directions from their particular Nexus-Node on the cloud.

The very act of buying the NFT constitutes asking for help. “Learning How to Ask for Help” is the very first lesson in the ABD, and the only one you really HAVE to learn. Continue reading →

How I Acquired Over $1 Billion in NFT Assets, Absolutely FREE!

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2W-qHZZFOsM&t=1s

That’s right, over $1 Billion in NFT Assets, and I got them totally free, and what’s more, I’m going to tell you how and where I got them, and what I’m going to do with them.

Where did you get that NFT?

Answer? I didn’t “get” it — I made it and minted it myself on my very own OpenSea page, and it’s for sale — do you like it? Continue reading →

Half a Chance to Make a Million

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CRYPTO USB NFT Wallet Card: EJ Gold “Desert Rose Bath Crystals” – 10 for $390.00

Think of it — you’ve got wall space in one of the biggest and most successful art galleries on the internet, OpenSea. Maybe it’s not juried, not especially known for its glamor, but actually it has some pretty good local and recent artists, and they’re flourishing.

In days gone by, you’d have four shows at the most, per year, and that’s at four different galleries. They generally have a three-year waiting period to have a show, and that’s if you’re good and your art sells well. Continue reading →

Goto my OpenSea Account:

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cGco7PSmDy4

Well, I finally figured out a way to get you to my opensea pages. Here’s a link to my “Trading Cards” gallery in opensea, where you’ll see a selection of my InstaGram buttons — they’re usually 1024×1024 bits of philosophically waxing semi-eloquence. Check it out:

click here to see my Trading Cards

There. That wasn’t so bad, was it? Did you try to buy anything? If you did, and you happen to already have a MetaMask Wallet and a bunch of Ethereum stuffed into it, you’ll notice that my stuff is not listed for sale, although you can see it tantalizingly close-up and personal. Continue reading →

Hamilton-Satoshi Bitcoin Rap Battle

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Don’t be fighting this trend. It will overwhelm those who resist it. I’ll tell you right now, this is the wave of the future, like it or not. It is so effing mainstream that they are making a Broadway musical about it, and then there are these youtube videos, hilarious but true.

Soon, the blockchain will be overcome, and prices will go down for trades. That’s a fact, very much underlined in history. It’s at that point that you want to already be positioned in the marketplace, and you don’t want to pay the going price for initialization when the price of Ethereum has gone through the roof.

Pay the price now and get it over with. It’s gonna cost ya about $200.00 bucks to get set up to create, buy and sell this shit, so get on it now, while you still can. Continue reading →

NFTs and Social Media

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Dark Hours series will be available as crypto NFTS on opensea.

There’s no doubt about it — NFTs don’t just sell themselves. You can’t just make a couple dozen of them and throw them in the river and expect to see some returns.

There is no magic formula, just hard work and repetitive efforts, and repeatedly slamming yourself against the proverbial brick wall until something sticks, and that may take a while, but, as they say, your time is gonna come.

So in the meantime, while I’m waiting for the money transfers to happen to give me some ethereum to play with, meaning to pay the transfer fees from sales, I’ve put up a few hundred crypto NFTs on opensea. Continue reading →

Today’s OpenSea NFT Gallery

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I’ll get this up as a multiple, once I figure out how it’s done.

Boy, I can hardly wait until we get initialized. Turns out it may cost more like $150 to do it, but we’ll soon see if we can squeak by. If not, be prepared for another two-week delay until the banks work it out.

Actually, I can wait a while — the auction season is not upon us — we are entering into the fifth season, which in the garment industry is called “the slack season” not because everybody’s wearing pants, but because there’s no business.

You have a wild midnight sale, and — crickets. Continue reading →

Watch This Space

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The God Particle – will be available as a multiple NFT on opensea.

I mean it. Really. Watch this space. I’m going to show you how to raise money like you’ve never seen before, and YOU can do it too, without getting hung up about the money or making it a personal thing. You can become the world’s greatest fundraiser, without a single penny out of pocket. Continue reading →

Here’s What You Get with your NFT

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It isn’t enough to just sell the virtual NFT on opensea.io — listen, by itself an NFT is nothing but an address — a pack of cards, a whiff of vaporware, a neatly-wrapped nothing.

That’s not true of my wallet card NFTs. They come with everything you need to experience the artwork, packed into a wallet card USB flash drive that has a pretty picture on the front and a handwritten signature and edition number and limitation on the back. Continue reading →