Don’t just roll over and go into the fetal position when they come to get you. That having been said, don’t expect to live through this mess. Give the single-finger salute as you go down. Continue reading →

Mob Boss, Named: “Donny 2-Doll”

🎺🎤 [JINGLE INTRO – UPBEAT MUSIC]
🎵 “From the makers of Gaslight Barbie and Insurrection Ken… it’s Donny 2 Doll!” 🎵 Continue reading →

Consulting with my chatbot, Bob:

Back a few years ago, our band, “Insane Investors Club”, appeared on NBC’s squawk box for several hours, in front of 150 million viewers, and at the same time we had a dozen #1 hits on the then-new mp3.com music platform, plus dozens of top 40s. we also have sold over 1 million copies of my main book, “American Book of the Dead”, and I had ten youtube videos that got 1/3 million hits apiece.

Today, nothing like that happens for us. why? Continue reading →

I’m the Avatar of the Western Realm

[Verse 1]
I don’t flinch when the thunder rolls,
Walk barefoot through fire and coals.
They duck and dodge, I rise and stand—
With the western realms in my hand. Continue reading →

We have forty acres in the gold country of the foothills of the Sierra-Nevada, it’s a great place to camp, pan, and perhaps hang out until all this shit is over.

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Where the heck are we headed with all these high-pressure systems crashing into each other, socially and economically? We can ask Hon. Hannah C. Dugan, the judge they busted for the Dread Effect, or we could analyze it: Okay, let’s break it on down: Continue reading →

💥 Celebrity Resonator Side-Hustle 💥

Get Smart. Get Paid. Get Protected.

Listen up:
The world’s falling apart faster than you can refresh your newsfeed.
The smart ones are already making moves.
The rest?
They’re busy arguing on the internet. Continue reading →

That’s the Museum of Ancient and Modern Art, which is now totally accessible thanks to the digital age. Continue reading →

the Epic Fails Tour: 2025 Edition. For a guy who blusters like he’s playing 4D chess, he sure fumbles like he’s trying to play it with mittens on backwards. Let’s list a few of the big screw-ups from his recent stretch — we could turn this into a timeline of bumbling hubris if we want: Continue reading →

What’s needed in troubled times is camouflage — not hiding the object, but changing its story in the eyes of the enforcers.

“What’s this?”
“Oh, that? Just a little homemade emergency  crystal radio like they made in the thirties. Runs on radio waves. Great for hiking.”

“And this pendant?”
“Old radio hobby project. Got a whole bunch of these in the workshop — art meets steampunk.”

“What’s this strange symbol on your t-shirt?”
“Fractal Image I made for my Visual Arts Class. Totally decorative.”

You’re not just hiding in plain sight — you’ve made the truth unrecognizable to the ordinary person. That’s how the inner work survives while the outer world blows itself to smithereens. Continue reading →