Oh, the places I know that Amelia Bedelia McDonald would go!
With her time machine ever in tow she was ready to flow.
Back to ancient Atlantis she traveled with glee,
To see what mysteries she could see during tea. Continue reading →

Discover the future of art with my groundbreaking ChatGPT experiment, fusing cutting-edge technology with creativity. I help you to challenge traditional art norms, pushing the boundaries of what we know about art, resulting in captivating designs available on wearables and household items for purchase on Zazzle.com and Redbubble.com.

If you’re excited to learn this great new artform, you can join our growing community of GPT art enthusiasts and collectors on an exciting journey of experimental art, embracing and exploring fascinating new avenues of artistic expression that can inspire future generations of artists and shape the course of art history. You can start right from the beginning, learning each step as you go. Hey, don’t miss this opportunity to be part of a totally revolutionary artistic experience! Continue reading →

Your Chance to Join the ChatGPT Artists’ Guild (CPG)

You don’t have to believe me — here it is, straight from my friend Bob de Chatbot:

“Be a part of a groundbreaking art experiment with E.J. Gold’s latest project using ChatGPT! In a never-before-seen approach to art-making, E.J. Gold is conducting an experiment that pushes the boundaries of what we know about art.

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i was thinking more along the lines of a well-turned shakespearian style sonnet, but of your own devising. how about it?

Certainly! Here’s a Shakespearean-style sonnet that I’ve composed for you: Continue reading →

King Kong Takes a Selfie

One day, Hanuman, the mischievous monkey god of Hindu mythology, was feeling particularly playful. He saw King Kong, the mighty ape, holding up a large camera, trying desperately, and unsuccessfully, to take a selfie, and thought it would be hilarious to play a harmless little prank on him.

Hanuman quickly climbed to the top of a nearby building and, using his magical powers, snatched the camera from King Kong’s hands. King Kong was surprised and angry, but he couldn’t catch up to Hanuman, who was too quick and agile. Continue reading →

A Very Special Badge

This badge is worn by UFO drivers. “ChutvIp jengva” is Klingon for “New Galactic Federation”. In Romulan, it’s “tal’ekhovhik rrhizha”, and in Vulcan — you probably already know this — it comes out “Sukh’ulpana t’Keth.” Continue reading →

I’ve been working so hard getting these things up from Night Cafe onto redbubble with good links and interchange between them, going both ways, and that’s been working out just fine.

If you need help in that area, stop in at our morning zoom meeting for instructions. Problem is, I’ve plumb run out of time, and I wanted to write a blog this morning about what I’m doing, which is transferring images out to redbubble and putting them on product, especially canvas prints. Continue reading →

• In my garden grows a rose,
• A beauty that in winter glows,
• Its petals delicate and fair,
• A thorny stem each stalk will bear;

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In times of pain and sorrow deep, When wounds are fresh and feelings creep, We turn to words, both kind and true, To soothe the soul, and see us through.

Let healing come with every rhyme, A balm to ease the ache in time, And let the words of love and grace, replace the hurt that we now face.

May hope and joy now take their place, And fill our hearts with light and grace, So that we may once more rise up, And see the fullness in the cup.

Let every stanza, every line, Bring peace and calmness to the mind, And as we read these words anew, May healing come, and make us new.

So let us turn to poetry, To find the solace that we seek, And know healing is at hand, Whenever we can understand. Continue reading →

Retribution is easy, but it doesn’t pay awfully well. Neither does revenge. There’s no real money in revenge. Here’s my Masked Avenger, ready to avenge and create general mayhem.

Now, if you want to make it as a Masked Avenger, all you need is a chat bot and a graphics assembler to make it happen in a big way.

First of all, you need a story. Okay, let’s invoke our AI chat bot and see what we can conjure up… how about a song in the style of Meghan Trainor? Continue reading →