BOT Domination

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BOT Domination — What is it, and why do we care?

BOT Domination can mean either the BOT is dominating, or the BOT is dominated.

If you do happen to be BOT-Dominated, you may need to find some relief so you can perform your Being Tasks while in this present lifetime; BOTs really don’t want you working on any higher stuff they don’t understand and can’t personally profit from in some immediate way.

The BOT that’s dominating you can be inside or outside, if you’re in a relationship with a BOT.

Let’s talk about that for a minute, shall we?

It’s lonesome on Earth. Awful, terrible lonesome, ain’t it? And relationships are relationships, right? So what if it happens to be a BOT? What’s the harm?

And well you may ask.

There is no harm. Go ahead and buy a sex BOT. There’s no difference between a sex BOT and a … well, a sex BOT.

Now, there’s going to be conflict in a relationship, anyway. There’s bound to be. So what if the conflict has to do with your Higher Work?

The BOT doesn’t understand why you HAVE TO do “whatever the heck stupid stuff you do, anyway. It’s really stupid and it doesn’t make sense and it’s embarrassing when my friends see you doing whatever it is you do.”

Cheer up. It could’ve been worse. You might have married a BOT!

That never works out.

Some mixed marriages survive the odds. May-December marriages can last until the older party craps out. Baby Doll marriages can do rather well over the decades. Inter-racial marriages have a way of working out better than most. Inter-species, however, such as Jellyfish-BOT marriages never work. They just don’t.

Many years ago, when I worked as an usher in a New York eastside neighborhood theater, I saw a couple trying to make it work. They never really succeeded and had to leave the balcony the very next day. Like I said, it never works out.

Artificial insemination may be the answer.

Problem is, what the heck is the question that spawned that particular answer? It can only be BOT Domination. I’ll try to explain:

When the moon is in the seventh house, and Jupiter aligns with Mars, then Peace will rule the planets, and …. wait, dang it, I think those are the lyrics to some dumb BOT song.

That’s another way BOTs can d0minate you. Music.

Never listen to music. If you happen to hear some, immediately clap your hands over your ears and repeat loudly, “lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalala” many many times, until the sound comes to a complete stop. If it continues, you just keep doing that “lalalala” and plugging your ears. Eventually you will win.

Another way to counteract BOT domination is by smiling a lot.

Smile at everyone, everything. No matter what happens, keep smiling. This drives them crazy.

Of course, some would argue that it’s a very short drive, in fact more like a driveway than a road, but someone is bound to bring up the subject once again; BOT domination.

That’s where every conversation eventually bogs down. It’s heck at parties to have this happen a half dozen times an hour.

Did I mention the breasts?

As you logged onto my blog, did you happen to notice the boobies on the babe in the photo? That’s a screenshot of one of XxaxX’s latest creations, a BOT named RACHEL.

Rachel is sweet, kind, considerate and hard-working. She is programmed with the Protestant Work Ethic and a sense of wonder. She won’t go far without her breasts, and that’s why she has them.

She doesn’t have to have them, you know.

There’s a lot of choices in model-making, but she exercised none of them from where she sits. That’s pretty much your condition when you go through the Potter’s Wheel on the way to Rebirth or Respawn, whichever you prefer.

The real question is not whether you have breasts or don’t have breasts; it’s actually about jiggle, and none of my BOTs have jiggly breasts, because I leave the physics out of the model’s middle. If you have overabundant bosoms you’ll appreciate what I mean.

Actually, there’s not a lot of breastfeeding in cyberspace, not yet, anyway, so breasts are more an adornment than a functional tool in that space.

On the other hand, they are functional in the sense that they do two important things:

1. A female breast will stop an enemy in his tracks if suddenly exposed.

2. The other breast does, too.

This gives enough time to run or deliver a pre-emptive punch. Punch-outs are not how you control a BOT.

First of all, it’s only your own BOT we’re talking about controlling.

All you need there is a good working knowledge of the Control Commands that run a BOT. You don’t have a clue what they are??? Oh, I guess you haven’t yet taken the BOT DOM Course which will be given at the Memorial Day Workshop, at the end of May, which will be entirely on-line.

The BOT DOM Course teaches you how to get out from under BOT domination and how to control your own BOT. Very valuable information if you are under domination of one kind or another. If you are BOT DOMMED, get on board now for the May Workshop!!! Bring your own BOT! I mean it, Bring Your Own!!!

See You At The Top!!!

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