Don’t Dare Leave Home Without It

Counter-Clash Rodney Quarter is Not For Sale at ANY Price, but a Lucky Rodney Ammy is made using this ultra rare coin.

Above is my counter-clash Rodney quarter slabbed up and graded AU-53 by PCGS, a third-party authentication and assessment.

The more rare a thing is, the luckier it is — defying the odds is what it’s all about — the numbers game, statistics, game theory, quantum entanglement and more, all these subjects are now becoming thematic in the world of science.

Yesterday’s Magic is Today’s Science. One person’s magic is another person’s technology. The technology of luck is related to the science of statistics, combination & permutation, and I’ve got the totally improbable “Lucky Finds” to prove it.

But I don’t have to prove anything. You can prove it to yourself. Get one of my Lucky Rodney Ammies, and wear it around a while, just a couple of days.

If you don’t FEEL the Luck, if you are in any way disappointed — you won’t be — just send it back and I’ll refund your money which, with my luck, I don’t need.

If you believe in luck, the only reason you haven’t yet gotten yourself a Lucky Rodney Amulet is because you didn’t know they were available, but now you do, and there’s no reason to hesitate.

The Lucky Rodney is a NORMAL U.S. 1999-P Delaware “Caesar Rodney” Quarter Dollar in Brilliant Gem Uncirculated condition, mounted in an artisaned Made-in-California solid .925 sterling silver coin-edged bezel, or you may choose to enshrine it in a fancy rope-edged silver bezel, or for the greatest possible amount of “luck”, you may select a solid 14k gold rope-edged bezel, my personal favorite, and a bestseller in New York & San Francisco.

What makes your otherwise ordinary “Lucky Rodney Amulet” more lucky, even though it’s just an “ordinary” but high-grade non-error coin?

It’s more lucky than usual because it gets a TOUCHING ceremony, where it is briefly touched to the PCGS Slab containing the rarest 1999-P Rodney in the world, the Counter-Clash, the one that’s in the Potter & Allen textbook on mint errors, “Strike it Rich with Pocket Change”, Fourth Edition, p. 249, where it says “Too Rare To Price”.

This transfer of luckiness is similar to the action of Shaktipat when given out of unlimited bountifulness, like the famous painting on the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel.

Luck is often called “The Force”, or fate, or karma. It rubs off, can be transmitted through touch for healing and enlightenment, and is the very substance of the Heart of God.

Why is my Rodney “too rare to price?

Because of the nature of the error — Type II Counter-Clash — it doesn’t happen more than two or three times, total, and then the clash is cleared from the machine.

There are only two of these known, and one of them is mine.

Rather than display it and show how rich I am, I use mine in The Way of Service. I take the time and energy to perform the TOUCH CEREMONY every day in order to create “Lucky Rodney Amulets” so that others can share my good luck.

I hope that boundless eternal “Luck” of the rare coin rubs off on your Lucky Rodney Amulet, made with the ordinary non-error non-variant 1999-P Rodney quarter.

Everybody knows that luck rubs off, just as healing is transferred from the Healer, water flows from the waterfall, and wealth is lavished from the hand of the very rich.

Okay, forget that last part, about the very rich — it’ll never happen, but YOU can get rich all of a sudden, by stumbling into a million-dollar fortune or even more. My mother used my amulet to win $15 Million Dollars at the California Big Spin!

My Lucky Rodney brought me an original $125,000.00 Renoir unique work on paper, and I have it right here to prove it.

My Lucky Rodney was responsible for the sudden and unexpected inheritance of an original $6.5 Million Dollar Jackson Pollock painting, which is hanging in my home, alongside an original Gauguin, an original David Teniers oil painting, and two Rembrandts from the Landsdorf family collection, all acquired at garage sales, and all of them fully documented and highly authenticated.

I’ve found more than that, all using my Lucky Amulet, and I want to share the luck, so I’m taking the time to put YOUR Lucky Rodney Amulet through a Touching Ceremony with my “Luckiest Coin in the World”, my Potter 249, which is not for sale, not now and not ever — it is the Keystone Foundation Relic now resting within a silk cushioned setting, within a lavish Spiritual Shrine dedicated to the Goddess of Luck.

Would you like a gold nugget that I literally stumbled across, the other morning? It weighs about half an ounce, and you can’t buy it — it goes into my “Lucky Rodney” museum, where I exhibit my lucky finds made while wearing my Lucky Rodney Amulet.

You wouldn’t believe some of the stuff I have on display right now at the present time. A giant meteorite that I FOUND on our gold claim. It’s been lab-examined and verified, with a value of over $16,000.00.

I have in hand a piece of Lunar rock that has been third-party verified and graded, and there’s a Mars rock chunk right next to it, and just like the Rodney Error Coin itself, they’re not for sale, not now, not ever. They go into my “Lucky Rodney Museum” along with other “Lucky Drops” that came from wearing or bearing the lucky coin or its offspring in the form of a Lucky Rodney Amulet.

Well, gosh, as I said before, maybe you don’t believe in luck. Maybe it’s all a bunch of wild-eyed superstition, just nonsense out of a mythological past.

But what if you’re wrong?

Can you really AFFORD to throw caution to the wind? Do you feel confident walking out the door without your Lucky Rodney Ammy?

Don’t Dare Leave Home Without It.

It’s only $39.95, a small investment in your future with the potential for really big payoffs, not just once but many times.

Frankly, even if I were an American-born white Christian born-again Republican Trumpie with a chip on my shoulder and an attitude about race that would go well in a klan rally, I’d be afraid to go out on the streets without my Lucky Rodney Ammy.

I don’t want to get picked up and questioned, even though I am an innocent passer-by citizen on my way to work. I don’t want an incident every day of my life, involving law enforcement, ICE, or any other government interdiction in my utterly innocent affairs.

If I were carrying a green card, I’d be shaking in my boots. Frankly, I’d stay indoors and order food delivered until the bad guys go away, but that’s not possible, so you need some protection from Trump, and a Lucky Rodney Ammy would be my first choice.

Luck runs in streaks. You can prolong those streaks with my Lucky Rodney Ammy. Take a look at my home — does it look like I need your forty bucks?

Actually, I do. It’s important that you pay karmically for your amulet, and that I charge you some reasonable amount so you don’t end up owing something later on.

It’s important to “Clear Your Karma Before Leaving Planet!” and part of that clearance is making sure you don’t owe anyone in the end.

It’s very important to me that YOU get some of my luck, because I don’t want to be the only one who benefits, and this is one way to insure that I’m not.

I take the time and effort to make my lucky streak a sharing experience for YOU as well as for myself and my family and friends.

$39.95 is a very small amount of money, and you get a quarter of actual cash money rebate plus a nice amount of hand-fashioned silver back, which most jewelry buyers don’t realize, and if you want to buy them wholesale to either sell or give away, talk to me.

I’d love to be able to give one of these to every homeless person in America, everyone who lives in fear, in poverty, with hunger and hopelessness and despair.

My Lucky Rodney Amulet works.

If everyone suffering now were to have a Lucky Rodney Amulet, a great majority of them would see their lives improve.

Try it and see. You won’t leave home without it once you see the results.

Satisfaction Guaranteed. If not completely absolutely totally satisfied, your money back, no questions asked, no hassles, no worries.

I have plenty, more than enough. I have had much more than my fifteen minutes of fame. None of that matters. What really matters is what you leave behind, what you contribute, not what you’ve accumulated.

Won’t you help me share good fortune?

Wearing my Lucky Rodney Amulet will not only improve your luck, it will improve the luck of everyone and anyone nearby — it radiates good luck.

Any Psychic Sensitive will immediately sense the luck radiation from the locket. You can test the luckiness of an amulet for YOU, merely by wearing the amulet and buying a lottery ticket or placing a sports book bet, as a scientific test — don’t risk more than a dollar, and don’t do it twice.

You can find things better with your Lucky Rodney Ammy. Things just GO better, which might be good news for your digestive tract.

Getting married? Hooked up? Divorced? What better way to say “I Love You” than a Lucky Rodney Ammy?

Well, actually, come to think of it, I can think of a number of better ways to say “I Love You” than a Lucky Rodney Ammy, but I can’t think of a better way to get rich quick, and when you’re rich, you’re in a position to help others, and that’s good Karma.

Convinced?

You needn’t be convinced. I’ve given you, in writing, a complete hassle-free money back guarantee of satisfaction. You can’t lose, you can’t go wrong, and you won’t regret it.

Send me $39.95. If it isn’t the best $39.95 you’ve ever spent in your entire life, return the ammy, and I’ll refund your money, no questions asked.

Well, I might ask one question … “Are You Sure???”.

Send money now. Live good. Be healthy. Be happy. Be safe. Don’t be sorry.

See You At The Top!!!

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