WOW! Are We In Trouble!
Holy shit, it’s for real this time!!! Not a wolf — it’s a teensy-tiny little virus, not even a bacterium or nothin’, and it’s coming to get YOU!
I don’t know if you read my recent books “SlimeWars” and “Trump is a Four-Letter Word”, both of which accurately predict — not hard to do — a major pandemic sometime around 2018, 100 years after the Great Epidemic of 1918, which wiped out millions of people around the world.
Viruses adapt, they transmute and re-invent themselves over and over again, and they have rapid spans of many generations, all of which are wildly mutating with the flux as things go wonkier and wonkier.
The Coronavirus is working its way rapidly toward us, and it’s gaining momentum every single day, as the spread spirals out of control.
The odds are that we will all get it, and some of us — maybe all of us — will survive having had the dreaded Coronavirus flu, but what if it can be avoided, through the judicious use of Applied Magic.
We can’t get an ACTUAL vaccine at the moment — it’s about 18 months away, which Trump doesn’t seem to understand. Testing takes time. We don’t know all the vectors, and in fact, we know very little about the virus at this stage of the game.
So we can’t get an actual vaccine, so we do the best we can at the moment — we make a VIRTUAL vaccine.
So, how to begin?
Start with a premise, which will prompt a slogan or motto, in the form of a powerfully directed “affirmation”, or statement of purpose.
This aforesaid “affirmation” can be written, spoken, sung or artistically woven into any substance or object.
Weaving affirmations is called “spell-weaving” and affirmations are affirmations, whether you decide to call them “prayer”, “supplication” or just general wishing things would all of a sudden go well, when they clearly haven’t, and in fact never have gone well, the whole darn time.
All right, now let’s suppose you type the affirmation or set of affirmations into an .ini file in the next nearest Orb.
Now you’ll want to create, save and redirect the soundbyte files from your text-to-speech into your Orb, which you’ll do by creating the corresponding .ini file notations in the ACHIEVEMENTS section.
You’ll simply enter in the TAG values where needed, fill in the ORB NAME requirements so the HUD looks right, and you of course want to identify the .ini and .orb relationships with a matching name, which you will of course save.
Okay, now you’ll want to run the finished Orb, and in my case, I made a FRAPS video of it on my editor and uploaded it onto — I hope — the correct channel on youtube. If not, there’ll be a slight delay until I get it sorted out. Sometimes I’m logged into the wrong channel and end up having to delete that and re-upload it.
This is not intrinsic to the system, it’s a sign of rapidly accelerating aging, and it’s not just youtube that’s growing older, either.
Hey, so here’s the answer to your Coronavirus fears for the moment. Now, how about handling your fears about Trump getting re-elected?
His whole trip relies on the fact that he’s riding high on the waves of the Obama Economy, and he knows it.
He measures his economic success by the continual and uninterrupted rise in the DOW-Jones Industrials, meaning “the stock market”, according to general public information.
They have no idea what it actually is, that it represents a daily trading volume of shares of various companies, owned by anyone who can afford to buy the stock.
You get dividends, and the stock value goes up, thus resetting the Price-Earnings Ratio, which is how you decide which stocks to NOT buy.
Any serious impact on the stock market would equally impact Trump’s chances for re-election and, again, he knows it.
Okay, so anything you can do to bring down the DOW would be an improvement, right? But the catch is, you have no CONTROL over the stock market — or do you???
Hey, what if you had a coin from 1929, the year of the GREAT STOCK MARKET CRASH?
And what if you put that coin into an acrylic capsule with a high-energy electrostatic foam INDUCTION RING?
In other words, what if you used QUANTUM MAGIC to influence the stock market?
Well, wonder no more, bunkie — I have the Perfect Solution. It’s the NEW IMPROVED 1929 STOCK MARKET CRASH CHARM.
All you do is put it in your pocket, purse or pouch, and carry it around. As you move and change spaces, the charm activates and sends out its signal to the stock market, “CRASH! CRASH!
And hopefully, that’s exactly what will happen. Of course, it will be an economic disaster, but even total war isn’t as bad as hearing Trump one more time, whining about what a victim he is, while targeting his victims from the bully pulpit called “Twitter”.
Twitter and Fox News can righteously and rightfully be blamed for what’s going wrong with this country and for the enabling of the far right, but there’s nothing you can do directly about it, so try my WITCH HEX ON FOX NEWS & TWITTER CHARM for a fantastic result.
Wear my “FOX & TWITTER HEX CHARM” and they’ll be in the gutter by midnight.
Where can you get these incredible new charms?
I’m not entirely sure. If there are some inquiries, I’ll actually make them, but in the meantime, by the time you read this blog, the video should be up somewhere or other. Oh, here’s the link — it just finished uploading a second ago:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gnQSVZ0vj_8
See You At The Top!!!
gorby