Here Comes (7482) 1994 PC1

A Miss is as Good as a Mile …

Near-Earth Asteroid (7482) 1994 PC1 is about half a mile wide, and will be about three times the distance of the moon away from us at about 2pm Pacific Standard Time, darn it — I missed again.

Well, there’s always Belphebus and Garadia, two slightly smaller asteroids, but I haven’t moved them yet, because I thought for sure I had this three-bank shot, but I didn’t.

Like I’ve always said, although the unbelievers still deny this, “The Same Thing Always Happens, No Matter Who’s In Charge”.

Keep that thought in mind. It’s built into the game and hardwired, meaning that you can’t get at it from inside the game.

Where are the controls? Right in front of you, but you can only see what you can see. The human eye sees in one single Octave of light, but the spectrum is endless.

If something or someone were standing right next to you or in front of you but they existed in a different frequency range, you probably couldn’t see them, but just because you can’t see it doesn’t mean it isn’t there.

So what if the giant asteroid DOESN’T miss us?

Well, what do you have going on tomorrow that can’t wait another Kalpa?

Everything we’ve done in the Godd™ Engine is firmly implanted in the Key Code. In the language of the Quantum World, “What is, is.”.

It’s not “I think, therefore I am” — that’s just not accurate at all. “I am, therefore I am — I think” is closer to the bone.

It’s a solid Home-Run, and it’s working in the Causal Level, meaning that there are some slight game changes that can be made now, but most will wait until the Clear Light.

Yes, don’t worry. Not only is the Clear Light coming, it’s already here. It’s just a matter of which frequency you live in.

No matter what the pundits think, it’s still possible for (7482) 1994 PC1 to at least graze or buzz Planet Earth, and tidal waves may be one result, and volcanic explosions and earthquakes another.

If that’s the case, the Earth doesn’t need to be deep-impacted. It will suffer greatly, and humankind will suffer greatlier.

What I mean is, this could well be the last day of human life on Earth. Who’d miss them?

99% of the population is dominated by a very wealthy 1%, and the owners aren’t much inclined to practice civilization, culture and the arts, and a sufficient number of larger more brutal cattle are willing to keep the others in subjugation.

So if Something Bad actually happens just after today’s Burger Tuesday Lunch, I’ll be content knowing that I managed to get my “Apocalypse” video game off to the download site in time.

Of course, if the disaster doesn’t hit, I’ll wait to release it at a later date. Marketing is all about … timing.

Now, if I’ve calculated correctly, I ought to be able to finish the construction of my Ancient Bead Masterpiece, created in 22k granulation and Ancient beads.

I use glass and stone beads, but anything works — don’t forget that the Earth is composed mostly of rocky stuff, even the hottest lava and the most liquid of iron core.

You do know that there is no lava, right?

If you dig down into the dirt more than a few feet, you quickly run into a global layer of cardboard, beneath which is stainless steel or plastic.

Don’t look too carefully at anything.

Of course, if you want to get hold of the Godd™ Experience, you need the engine and editor, and even if (7482) 1994 PC1 does happen to hit the Earth at the exact spot of the Houses of Congress, you ought to be able to download the files you need to complete at least one virtual sculpture before The Big One.

Remember as you’re making these virtual sculpture forms that they are actually universes, and they contain billions of billions of creatures living lives they never asked for, so don’t make it worse by voting Republican, okay?

Hey, look, as long as I’ve got you on the line, how about taking a quick peek at my Daily Offerings?

These are items that I’ve made during the night and that I hope to sell in the daytime, although with the Giant Asteroid (7482) 1994 PC1 coming, who knows if I’ll have time to ship the item to you, and that’s why I’ve made my PRE-ASTEROID SALE all about downloads today.

If you hurry, you should be able to install it and maybe use it a little bit before the Big One, and while you’re at it, you might put Beetlejuice on your wall screen, to refresh yourself on what happens next, and this time, don’t forget your Handbook for the Recently Deceased.

Where is your copy of the Handbook?

Well, you’ll find a copy of the Handbook in your hand when you cross over. That’s why it’s called a Handbook, Buckaroo —  not because it also happens to somewhat resemble a human hand.

Here are just a few of my Asteroid Day Sale items at etsy!

click here to see in 3 dimensions

If you want them, you can have them, but you better hurry, ‘coz they’re going fast!

See You At The Top!!!!

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