What a practical joke that would be, eh? But no, he’s just real excited to hear that someone has decided to ask him for help in setting up their email account, and a client called asking him if he could teach a seminar on basic computer skills this weekend.
Uncle Claude demo-ing orbs to a group of new coaches at Prosperity Path workshop
“Which Orb Should I Run???” Boy, is that a good question. It depends upon a lot of things. There’s just enough room here to enumerate three compelling arguments:
http://youtu.be/Xx938hF0Lu0
I’ve asked Dick to make the textbox transparent on the Oracle Class Orbs, and to lower it so we can see the heads of the Oracles we consult; he has done so, and I’m testing it now in anticipation of the arrival of folks for this year’s KarmaCon. I forgot which number this is…lemme do the calculation here…(reaches on desk for Vintage Radio Shack Dual-Powered Solar*Battery 10-Digit Calculator of Unknown Age)…ah, yes…here it is…this is it…yes…according to my ancient calculator, it comes out to exactly 41 years since the first KarmaCon at Red House, 23773 Skyline Drive, Crestline, CA, in 1971. Ah, that first group, 75 of us living in a 100 year old ski resort built by Jack London. You might wonder what it was like then…like then…like then…(RIPPLE EFFECT: FLASHBACK: MUSIC UP)
What is an Oracle? Actually, quite literally, it is an eye into the unseen, whether past, present or future. It’s just another way of seeing; in this case, seeing with different eyes. I’ll explain:
This is in response to those few folks wearing horse-blinders in today’s very diverse culture. This is America the Melting Pot! Every belief, every deity, every worship is welcome! Where the hell you been all these years? Ever read the fricking Constitution and Bill of Rights with Amendments? Do you realize that your freedoms are also the freedoms of others??? Would you even remain here, with conditions the way they are today, if it weren’t for the protection of the Bill of Rights and Constitution? Give the animal instincts of Territorial Imperative and Hive Purges a rest, will ya??? From me, a visitor here to your Earth, you’ll get only diversity, for one major reason; to me, all bipeds look alike.
The Oracle Orbs are made with only one idea in mind:
If you could communicate clearly and openly with anyone, anywhen and anywhere, any entity, any being on any level, alive or dead — absolutely anyone including God — with whom would you like to open communications right now?
You do have my Permission, but for what? Do you even need it??? Let’s examine the situation more closely:
Permission is something that you get from someone else regarding your thoughts, actions and/or emotions, right? Pardon me while I have a little belly-laugh. Look at this issue with me:
Of the two-dozen or so Orbs posted for download, one Orb stands out as the Least Interesting Orb. It’s the one called “Approval”, and nobody seems interested in downloading it at the moment, if you believe the early numbers. Of course, that’ll change, once folks understand what this Orb is really all about. Approval starts with Parental Approval, something you should by now know that you’ll never get.
I work to invoice; always have, always will. What that translates to is that I work for obvious necessity. I’ll further clarify that point so you can see how it affects you personally right now, today, this very minute: The more requests for an Orb, the more likely it is that I’ll make it. Your vote could definitely influence the outcome.
http://youtu.be/Ne8CZCvwUG4
Here’s my offering for Xmas this year, a stocking-stuffer either as a download or on CD if you order it before Dec. 1st.
You’ll note that it’s snowing here at the North Pole. Santa carries Guru’s Grace, of course.
See You At The Top!!!
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Who exactly is Pan, anyway? Apart from Mexican film-maker Guillermo del Toro’s 2006 dark fantasy, El Labarinto del fauno, we know little about him; only a few vague Urban Legends survive; his name comes to us today due to his immense popularity during the Romantic Period of Europe, 17th & 18th centuries in particular; the neopagan movement which presented rather powerfully in the 19th and 20th centuries made him even more popular with the lower classes. The upper class aristos don’t admit it, but I could name a few Pan fans that are out there right now in the very highest of power-possessing and quite famous folks traveling in the most aristocratic circles of Europe. Continue reading