My Low Self-Esteem Sucks

Back in the 20th century, Low Self-Esteem didn’t used to be an issue. Everybody learned to just take it on the chin, grin and bear it, carry on and stiff upper lip and all that jazz. It’s different now. We care about how we feel because we’ve been taught to give ourselves permission to care about how we feel. But in the course of providing this new freedom to the masses, no provision was made for how to do something about how we feel, and that’s one of the main purposes of Prosperity Path, and Self-Esteem is right at the very heart of all our life-failures. It makes us do the stupidest things, and keeps us in the deepest Black Hole of personal existence, wretched misery of Low Self Esteem, known to doctors as “LSE”. How about it; do YOU have LSE???

Boy, I know I certainly do. But in my business here at the Humility Factory, being Top Brass and all, well, you have to have plenty of Low Self Esteem, and to spare! I sure have that, lots of it. Why, heck darn, I’ve even got a Humility Award on my wall right here in River City, and if that don’t prove it, what would?

If you followed that, please send me a brief explanation, so we’ll both know. But what I think it means is that a healthy amount of low-self-esteem wouldn’t hurt anyone, but if you’re at the bottom of the well in self-esteem, it’s perhaps time to dig yourself out of it, eh?

If there’s no pair of Levi’s that fail to make your butt look big, and you’re afraid you’ll fart in the back of a crowded elevator; if you just caught your psychiatrist leaving a fortune-teller’s tent, and they busted your lawyer and your guard dog was stolen by the guy who jacked your brand new van, you might want to run the Prosperity Path Low-Self-Esteem Orb.

Sure, I know, it won’t bring back the brand-new van or the guard dog, but if you manage to get involved enough in the run, you might not notice the pain quite as much. Keep yourself busy, is my advice.

Low Self Esteem isn’t out yet, it’s still in the testing area, so it’ll be a few days, but you can sign up to be notified when it does get posted for download. What’s that? You don’t know where to sign up? This is not your usual blog. I don’t leave live links for you to stumble through. Your first initiation will be to find out.

See You At The Top!!!

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