The Zen Box is Here!!!
This is the most exciting gift idea that ever happened anywhere — there is nothing like in in the world! Nobody has these! Go to Hammacher-Schlemmer and sell them on this! It is a total exclusive, and mind-blowing!
You can put this flash drive into your USB port and FROM THE DRIVE ITSELF you can do a walkthrough or an exercise in cyberspace, and LEAVE YOUR AVATAR THERE to continue doing it while you go to work, drive or do whatever you need to do to keep yourself going.
It is absolutely the most incredible meditation tool ever invented.
Look at this incredible deal — it’s an incredibly fast custom flash drive containing incredible new software that makes this the most fabulous and powerful shamanic tool ever introduced.
It may well be the Best Invention Since the Wheel.
Frankly, I don’t care if you order one or not. I plan to order as many of these as I can afford.
It is SO DAMN ZEN!!!
Yeah, definitely — the Zen Box is going to be my main corporate gift for next Christmas, and if you’re ordering now for corporate giving, this is the time to do it, while I can still get them out to you in time to re-market them so your customers can also do some giving.
You’ll have to hurry, the Christmas Season for Retail is almost upon us.
The hardwood Maple Drive contains the Red House Crestline Study House Shrine Orb — the most powerful quantum magic you can get hold of.
It Does Things … Magical Things.
It has the effect of bringing things about, and it has a lot of influence over the Einsteinian World, just as you’d expect from a powerful Angelic Intervention.
I have clearance to issue these.
It is truly powerful and totally PROGRAMMABLE Shamanic Magic, and what’s more, it can be worn on a special silkie thread, which packs cleanly into the box.
The color of the hanging thread can be changed to accommodate fashions. It is wearable, and is beautiful to behold. Everyone stops me and asks about it, and when they see the hardwood Maple Keepsake Box, they can’t wait to get hold of it.
The box is custom made with an incredible magical laser etching on the top.
It’s Cheap Like Dirt!
The whole package sells for $89.95, and you can buy it wholesale — check with me for prices. The more you buy, the cheaper they get.
The company that makes these also stuffs the software in there for me.
The catch is, I have to have a minimum of 50 paid orders at $40 a pop — and that’s wholesale — before I can get it made up.
The one-time setup charge for the laser engraving is $120 just by itself, and then there’s the flash drive, which also needs graphic branding, so it adds up real fast, and I haven’t even calculated in the shipping, which is generally around $35 per shipment.
Like I said, it adds up really fast.
Past Life Orb Running Breakthrough!
Hey, you can now have someone point to an area where it hurts and run them on the appropriate Past Life Orb and see what happens!
What will happen?
Could be a variety of effects, but sometimes the pain or discomfort is relieved just by highlighting the area with a Past Life Orb Run.
It doesn’t affect the present life, but takes away influences from past lives on the subject of having a pain or discomfort there.
Just the “extra” pain is dissolved by this action, but that can be significant.
Also, if you’re wearing a Godd™ Particle Pendant, you’ll notice perhaps that something about you has definitely changed. The most visible result will almost always be a profound increase in Charisma.
But Why???
That rise in Charisma is a result of TRUST.
Wearing the Godd™ Particle dissolves trust issues both in yourself and in anyone with whom you come into contact, either in person or online or in spirit.
Another not so obvious benefit is a complete absence of lower rebirths — you will travel with your Soul Group regardless of personal karma.
Don’t think that gets you off the hook in the karma department — it just changes the form, not the content.
It turns out that I can’t sell coins on facebook — which means on shopify as well — they took down my ad for the “We Are All Immigrants” quarters. There has been a ban on selling coins on facebook for over a year now, which I hadn’t known.
It’s about money-laundering, is my best guess. Anyhow, if you want to sell them, it will have to be on some other venue, and who knows how long any of that will last, given this administration’s roughhouse policies toward the middle class and poor?
Okay, so if you want ’em, you gotta order ’em direct, don’t do it through facebook.
I don’t know what other items you can’t sell on facebook through shopify or pinterest or them things, so if you know of something else that’s restricted on facebook, please advise me at the morning meeting on livestream.
Trying to reach several friends who are major players in the entertainment field, but there are many fake contacts for celebrities. In the case of one friend, there are literally thousands of facebook accounts that claim to be his, but they can’t all be, can they?
So, I’m left with calling him up — I have his cell — and asking him, “Hey, which one of those is you?”, and I’m half-expecting to hear back, “None of them — I’m not on facebook.”.
Yeah, that could happen.
Yesterday, thanks to Barbara’s help, we got me onto “shopify” with some moderate degree of success.
I’m still waiting for approval for my shop from shopify — they take a couple of days to set up the web page that goes with the store, but even so, the shop appears to be limping along just fine.
Well, what I mean is, for it being the second day that I’m doing business on shopify, it’s not a total disaster.
“Not a total disaster” was always the best that my Nana Celia would hope for. She was an Azkhenazi Jew from the Jewish ghetto in the town of Lodz, Poland, so that was probably the highest level of expectation she could reasonably hope to achieve — “not a total disaster”.
Tell me another story.
One thing I can tell you, and that is that I fully intend to make my InstaGram and Facebook accounts an easy way to get in touch.
I want to hear your work-related frustrations and blockages, so I can maybe offer suggestions to help you overcome your weaknesses and failures.
Of course, if you’re happy with your lack of willpower and passion, go with it — I’m here to listen and learn, and I hope you are, too.
Apparently, shopify goes to a number of different speciality sites, such as pinterest and instagram, making your shopping offers visible to an unknown number of people.
My advertising budget at the moment is $9 per month, not quite the roar of the greasepaint or the smell of the crowd, is it?
Well, it’s what I’ve got at the moment.
With about $40,000, I could put in place a PAID marketing team to figure out how to get us out there into social media.
For a number of years, I’ve been wondering, “Where’s the Party?” — basically, “Where did everybody go to???”, after having a very good run on eBay for ten years or more — I was a Platinum Seller and had won many awards on eBay for my listings, but suddenly, literally overnight, there were no buyers.
None at all.
And it’s been quiet like that for the past 10 years. So where the hell is everybody???
Of course, you already know the answer to that — they’re on social media, and that’s where they’ve been for the past decade or more, and I most emphatically have not.
Well, it’s a jungle out there, and I don’t prefer to run around like a monkey in a jungle, do you?
So I’ve stayed strictly away from social media for as long as it’s been around, and I still don’t have a cell phone and probably never will, as long as I can feed and run my stuff from and through a desktop.
That might not be all that long.
I’d better be prepared to enter the miniature world of the cell phone, if I want to keep up — but really, when I examine the situation and reveal my true feelings about the subject, I’d just as soon not keep up.
I’d be happy to just lie down by the side of the road, wouldn’t you?
But you don’t get your life’s work done by lying there at the side of the road, although you can get a lot of sympathy from passers-by.
If you truly believe that you will get any sympathy or see any mercy, just wait until they stop walking OVER you and start walking ON you.
I have something you’ll want.
Now that I have your complete attention, I’ll tell you what it is, but there’s a catch. You have to do something for me in return.
Here’s what I have for you — this little very valuable secret:
You can gain Merit by the click of a button.
That’s right. Think of it this way — you’re converting chelas in the form of what are called “followers”.
It’s not necessary that the followers follow anything, learn anything, believe in anything or dress or behave differently.
Followers follow.
That’s the whole plan. Followers follow. That’s all they HAVE to do, although they are always invited to do more, if and as they will.
This simplicity sort of eliminates all the fuss and bother you’d go through to bring someone into a study group, through all the changes and confusions.
In short, there’s no belief system needed to follow as a follower.
You won’t have the unenviable task of educating people about something that is so removed from their daily experience that they have trouble imagining it or understanding what you’re saying.
The Catechism of the Catholic church was designed and intended to make it easy for anyone to get the main points of belief and dogmatic faith.
A follower follows. What Catechism is necessary for that?
Can a follower do MORE than merely follow? Of course they can, and it’s your job to keep those doors constantly open, but the follower doesn’t need to do more than merely follow in order to qualify as a follower.
A follower follows.
- Who are you? You are an Immortal Being.
- With whom do you travel?
- You are a member of a Soul Group.
And what is your mission?
To get more followers.
See? That really calms the mind and tickles the soul. It’s so much simpler than all that fussing and bothering about higher ideas.
Just get more followers.
Now, think for a moment how that feels to me — I don’t want followers, never did, and it shrivels me to think of it — I’d sooner go fishin’ — but the only way to grow our community is to get followers, subscribers and influencers, and that’s what you’re being asked to help us do, and I mean today AND tomorrow AND the next day, not just a flash in the pan one-shot thing.
Fortunately, this set of actions carries with them the possibility of Work on Self.
Along with inner work accomplished by the performance of social media marketing tasks, there will be a definite and visible effect — the influence of Work Ideas will spread further.
Get more followers!
That means to get people to click on my postings, adverts and promotions, that’s what it means!
Okay, so it sounds like the kind of pitch you’d make for a guru, right?
Right.
Put yourself in my place — does this sound sane or reasonable? Am I thinking that there won’t be an onslaught of unpleasantness as a result of this sudden and highly visible public exposure?
Hey, if you can take the flak and you’re in a position to do some good, meaning you’re an influencer or suchlike, you can take the reins of promotion and save me the trouble.
In the meantime, I’m the sergeant out there waving the troops on, knowing that they’d really rather remain in the trenches, where it seems a lot safer than out on “No Man’s Land”.
Well, I’m back from the front.
Immediately following World War I, that was a very funny joke among returnees, along with the San Francisco tag line to that joke, “I hated to leave my buddies behind!” — I have that joke in a collection of vintage jokes collected by my Dad, Horace, for inclusion in a collection of jokes that we never published, alas.
I still have it in some long-forgotten file cabinet.
Speaking of “still having it”, I have a number of very interesting Triads that I made for experimentation. Some of them are for sale, but I don’t want to take the time to photo them, so I’m offering them sight-unseen for only $85 apiece — they retail at $225 or more, and are too time-consuming to make, now that I’m working full-time on social media.
Rest assured that when you take over the social media and community building and growing tasks successfully — note the definite inclusion of the word “successfully” — I will once again return to the intense pursuit of Godd™ Particle and SuperBeacon™ releases.
I encourage you to get and use the Past Life Kit — it opens up a lot of new doors for you and for your clients or friends or family.
So this is the time to explore online avenues, ways of getting out there. The time of knocking on doors and going from door to door and cold-call phoning and all that 20th century jazz is long over, and it’s time you woke up to that fact and dealt with it.
All your work will be online.
It’s quite possible that, if you order food delivered and do all your banking and commerce online, you might never see another person again for as long as you live.
It’s a whole new world, and personal appearances are not really part of it — you’ll get through to people better if you realize that while they’re standing there with you, their eyesight is plastered on that little screen.
You won’t see anyone walking around without a mobile device in their hand, until they start wearing the glasses and masks and eventually they get The Implant.
Everyone in the 22nd century knows about The Implant.
You have a lot of fun events to live through and lots of exciting adventures to run and crawl and walk through, and most of them can be worn around the neck, and require no personal risk whatever.
Keep the Faith, stay with the Program, and Stay on Target!
Go out there and Bring Me Some Followers!!! You might want to watch “The Wiz”, the scene where Evilena sings “Don’t nobody bring me no bad news!”, a double-double negative if ever there was one.
That’ll give you a chuckle.
There’s an old time-worn rule — Keep it Simple, Stupid! The KISS Principle, and it works. Keeping it simple means to boil down the entire process of Work on Self, and make it come out, “Bring me some more followers!” — of course, you know they’ll be treated right.
The most important thing is to get people in communication with a shared reality, and that means TOTAL IMMERSION, and that, of course, means TOTAL ENGAGEMENT, and that means that I’ll be writing them a personal note as soon as they make a comment on my page, and from then on, they KNOW that they are IN COMMUNICATION and that they are actually BEING HEARD.
There are some things that just can’t be fixed, but everyone gets some relief just knowing that someone is listening to them.
What is the job?
Part of your job is to help them out of their grief.
You know and I know that if they wear the Godd™ Particle, they will get relief from grief. Gosh, that has to go into a song at some point.
You also know that they will be in instant communication with any person or pet that has passed through the veil, and they can use the slap-cuff in their bedside ministry to help the person stabilize and find the Clear Light.
That journey begins with a single step, and that step is to become a follower on my page.
It sounds so frigging commercial, doesn’t it? But it isn’t. It’s an action, a step, a leap of faith to take this small and harmless action.
You’re not going to believe the changes that people go through just to get themselves able to click a totally harmless button.
Psychiatry was never like this.
Sonofabitch, you won’t believe what people put themselves through on a neurotic level of inner discourse and conflagration — it’s a total mess in there when all this neurotic jazz goes off, triggered by nothing more than an invitation to follow my page.
“Or else”.
Yeah, I should put in “or else” — “follow my page — or else.”
Gosh, there’s nothing like a dire threat to encourage folks to click that button or jump that high.
I don’t actually intend to demand that they follow me — it’s enough to mention that they face eternal damnation in the Fires of Hell amongst the Hanging Villains of the Buddhist Hell of Missing Persons.
I’d offer to pass amongst them with rawhide whips by way of encouragement, but that’s already been done, and I don’t want to be known as “So 20th Century”.
It’s already a matter of some disappointment to me that my thumb is just not nimble enough to work my way through an iPhone appointment.
So at risk of sounding like a demented megalomaniac looking for audience approval, “Get Me More Followers!!!”.
It’s Harmless, Painless & Safe
One thing you know, I’m not going to take advantage of the followers, and they won’t be subject to belief system overload or mega-hype or emotionally-charged slogans.
They won’t be swizzled, fooled or befuddled.
The stuff they’ll see on my page will be entertaining and fun, and harmless and totally free of persuasion — it’s not converts I’m after — it’s followers, and it isn’t followers of the brainwashed kind that I’m after, either.
I plan to leave them alone, let them be. Their whole mission and purpose is to follow, and that doesn’t mean to follow something specific other than my page, period.
Like I said, that’s the whole plan.
Get more followers, and when you’ve done that, get more, and more, and more… Endlessly, until the very fabric of space and time dissolve with age and wither into dry leaves blowing in the autumn wind.
Not for nothing did Jack Kerouac, Carl Sandburg and e.e. cummings do readings and take questions at Downtown Community School under the leadership of Norman Studer and Pete Seeger.
I paid attention, and learned.
There is only one thing to learn here.
It is to bring me more followers.
Look, this idea is no good unless it is moronically isolated and narrowed down and focused upon and rabidly and energetically and fanatically performed.
The success of this “Bring Me More Followers Campaign” rests entirely on that one little “fanatically” thing.
Without the fanaticism, “bring me more followers” carries no weight, no conviction.
But WHY should anyone follow my page? Note that I make a clear distinction between “following me” and “following my page”.
Beats me. I’m leaving that persuasion and pitch entirely to you — it’s up to you how you drive them there — you can DM them and tell them to go to my page and follow it, or maybe you have a better plan.
My Recruitment Plan consists of begging in a whining voice until they comply.
This hasn’t worked all that well, so I’m hoping someone will come up with an idea of how to convince folks to follow my page.
My page needs followers.
Right now, that’s the only fact you need to know, in order to get to doing work on yourself and work for others and work toward a new world and work for the benefit of all beings everywhere — you know, that work.
But how to persuade them to click the “follow” button???
I suppose we could mention the 7 years of bad luck if they DON’T follow me??? Or maybe they’d respond well if they were told that they would fail in everything they did unless they clicked the “follow” button and if they hit the “unfollow”, doom and disaster would descend upon them.
I kind of like that negative approach in the Age of Trump, but as I said, perhaps you have a better, kinder and more gentle approach, although I’ve always found threats to be a better motivator, especially in the matter of chain letters — you know, “if you don’t pass this on, expect some bad luck in your miserable future”, or some such unveiled utterance.
There are, I guess, a few positive approaches, like “If you tap the “follow” button, you will have good luck!”, but promises don’t get results like threats seem to, but hey, it’s your choice.
I am, of course, joking about saying “seven years of bad luck” — it’s a goddam joke, so don’t put it on me, if you do something stupid.
On the other hand, maybe we should mention that, although “bad luck” will not be the automatic result of failing to follow me, there would certainly be a dark day ahead of them just because they’re not on my good side.
Anyone who follows me, I have their back.
I don’t ever fail that “got yer back” principle. Failure to keep a vow is not an option. I don’t abandon you in the Bardos, and I don’t let you wander off too far without some assistance, even if it’s just a suggestion.
The suggestion here is to bring me followers. Not just thousands. Millions.
You want peace? I’ll give you planetary peace and harmony, and a total absence of crime and violence, but I’ll need millions of followers in order to do that.
Is it possible?’
Yeah, that could happen.
I know how it will be if that happens, and I’m not going to like it, but endure it I will, and so will you endure your own level of responsibility, whatever level you choose to take on.
The question arises, “If we get you millions of followers, can you be trusted?
Yeah. Can you?
See You At The Top!!!
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