Bring Me More Followers!!!

Do you like this item? It’s a 3.0 64GB brushed aluminum Drive in Maple Box.

The Zen Box is Here!!!

This is the most exciting gift idea that ever happened anywhere — there is nothing like in in the world! Nobody has these! Go to Hammacher-Schlemmer and sell them on this! It is a total exclusive, and mind-blowing!

You can put this flash drive into your USB port and FROM THE DRIVE ITSELF you can do a walkthrough or an exercise in cyberspace, and LEAVE YOUR AVATAR THERE to continue doing it while you go to work, drive or do whatever you need to do to keep yourself going.

It is absolutely the most incredible meditation tool ever invented.

Look at this incredible deal — it’s an incredibly fast custom flash drive containing incredible new software that makes this the most fabulous and powerful shamanic tool ever introduced.

It may well be the Best Invention Since the Wheel.

Frankly, I don’t care if you order one or not. I plan to order as many of these as I can afford. Continue reading

Zen Rock Painting

Jewel & Gorby setting up gallery for rock painting & auctions.

Yes, Zen Rock Painting is here, and it’s incredible! You will have the best craft experience of your life, absolutely guaranteed or double your money back — the class is free, the materials are free and the table space is free. It costs us about a dollar to give away one painted rock, and the result is well worth it.

What happens when someone is confronted with “Paint a Rock”?

It varies, depending on the internal and external dialogues and conditions. In short, the very prospect of the simple act of painting a rock is seen as an enormous ego-threat.

“What if my painted rock is ugly?” they worry. All the worst aspects of internalizing and projection come out at this moment.

If there’s a conflict between a couple or between adult and child, it will come out now. This is the time when all neuroses get trotted out to block the possible fun experience.

They are unworthy, and they know it — they’ve been taught all their lives that not only are they not artists, but that art is crap, and that all artists are degenerate drains on society.

I’m here to put that lie to the test. Continue reading

How to CA$H IN on the FREE Government Coin Lottery!!!

E.J. Gold & Robert Anton Wilson at the Alta Street “Wheel of Fortune”.

Let’s face it — under ordinary circumstances, there’s no way a shlump like you is going to have a million bucks in the bank unless you happen to somehow WIN it at a lottery, but the sad fact is that you can’t afford to play the lottery.

Take heart — there’s a FREE U.S. Government Coin Lottery, and YOU can cash in on it, bigtime!

Imagine a lottery in which, if your ticket didn’t win, you could return it for another chance, and do this ENDLESSLY until you DO hit The Big One!

You don’t have to imagine an endless supply of lottery tickets — just go to the bank, give the teller $25 and take away a “bank box” full of machine-wrapped “Loomis” or “Brinks” rolls of mixed pennies, new & old.

Keep in mind that you never actually “pay” for these pennies — if you bring them all back to the bank, wrapped & rolled neatly and accurately, you’ll get back every cent, the full $25 bucks!

If you happen to find some “lucky” coins worth cash money in there, you’ll take them out and have to add a few pennies into the box to make it come up to the full $25 again, or do what I do with pennies — but not with quarters.

I merely put them into the change machine at our local supermarket and they credit my account with the total number the machine counted out. Easy as pie. Don’t even need to talk to anyone to get that to happen.

So keep in mind WHY you are searching pennies or quarters. It’s to find that million-dollar coin. Everything else is just everyday grind and occasional gravy, but it pays off, too, and I’ll explain how: Continue reading

EPA is Dead, Time To Plunder

Pillage First, THEN Burn!

That’s not quite as easy as it sounds. Pillaging takes time. It’s somewhat tedious. You need a break now & then from the routine of rape, pillage, burn, rape, pillage, burn.

Speaking of personal violations, it’s become the norm to sexually harass if you’re the President, so clearly, any sex predator would be very encouraged to run as a “Sexual Predator Party” candidate for the 2020 election.

The Sexual Predator Party and the Plunder Party are both offshoots of the late, great Republican Party, the Party of Lincoln, and now the Party of Putin.

Putin is laughing all the way to the bank, and so can you, if you play it smart. I have in hand the deed to a piece of gold-mining property that was for sale for $5,000, but I’ve raised the price to $50,000, and I’ll tell you why: Continue reading

Cloud of Unknowing

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Trump is dedicated to his own face. He has to be in the front of the news, just as he handles and maneuvers celebrities in crowds to demonstrate that he’s in charge, he’s directing everyone and everything, and everything revolves around him.

One thing you’ll note that is an outstanding feature: instead of creating diversions, like a politician such as super-sleazy McConnell would do, changing the subject, offering some glittering prize as long as it’s not on-subject, he goes nuts.

He is, in fact, exactly what he projected onto his victims — a nut-job. Actually, Trump is a nut-job and a half.

I like to be exact.

As Avatar of the Western Realm — which is a lousy job, but everybody’s gotta work for a living — I can’t, of course, directly interfere, nor would I intervene in something so petty as a local war or political upheaval.

Right. I can’t interfere. But I CAN suggest, and occasionally, I can point. This is one of those “I can point, but you’ll have to actually L@@K” moments. Continue reading

Trump is Good for MY Business!!!

My business depends upon an Afterlife, and Trump is working hard to fulfill my needs in that area. For a flourishing Afterlife, there must be a LOT of business. In the meanwhile, let me inform you of several items you might find of interest in these challenging times:

  • BUBBLE OF PROTECTION — $125 to $3,500. A VERY powerful CHARGED Meteorite, of varying degrees of impact and origin — $125 to $3,500 depending on type, size & market valuations. Comes to you ready to use, in a genuine handmade oaken base with a genuine hand-blown crystal-glass dome. Approximately 3 1/2″high, 3 1/2″ wide, 3 1/2″ deep. No catalog, these come and go as quickly as in a single day. You need to inquire about available items and/or give a wish-list for various mineral & gemstone properties.
  • LOVE GENERATOR DOME — $225. A brand-new assembly of powerful shamanic magic and crystal technology to create a zinger of a Love Generator, generating the Force of Love throughout your home. The effect is greatly enhanced by a highly skilled Feng-Shui placement of greenery and a water feature within the home. Send me photos of your space and I’ll try to help you fill it with Love Power. Mounted in a beautiful handmade crystal glass & hardwood dome. Guaranteed.
  • LIVING ROCK CONTACT PORTAL DOME — $350. Works as a direct linkage between yourself and your Guardian Angel. Money Back Guarantee. Warning: This WORKS, so no complaints when it does. Comes in a stunning handmade crystal & hardwood dome & base.
  • TRUMPENITE DOME — $125 to $3,500. Large, incredibly beautiful raw crystalline mineral specimen of “Trumpenite”, a powerfully charged Actual World-Renowned Shamanic Gemstone that you won’t believe until you actually SEE it. Must be seen to be appreciated. It has been charged and programmed to repel any Trumpness of any kind, within the boundaries of your household, to include any yard or fenced area, plus your den or garage. Comes to you in a fabulous crystal & hardwood handmade dome & base. Supply EXTREMELY limited.
  • OSCILLATION OVERTHRUSTER — $225. No, I’m not kidding. This is the Real Deal. You get a plug-in add-on for your SuperBeacon, enabling hands-free REMOTE VIEWING, and this is REMOTE VIEWING MADE EASY! You plug it in, and you’re automatically in R-390 RECEIVER MODE. There’s no faster or easier way to Remote View than this! You can use it from anywhere within a 90-foot radius, and that includes upstairs and down, basement and garage, so it definitely falls within the realm of your Shaman Shed or Private Meditation Garden, in most cases. Mounted in Crystal Glass Dome on handmade hardwood base.
  • CIRCLE OF PEACE DOME — $225. Beautiful Specimen-Grade Crystal Quartz set into a RING OF PEACE, mounted within a stunningly handcrafted handblown crystal dome with a hardwood base. It radiates with HARMONIC RESONANCE WAVES, powered by the Big Bang and Population 3 Star Bursts, to give you a 90-foot CIRCLE OF PEACE within your home, garden, garage or anywhere within that radius. Works wonderfully in a medical or dental office, and can be a big boon to any retailer with an unknown crowd.
  • AKASHIC LIBRARY CONTACT DOME — $225. Learn the secrets the ancients possessed. Direct contact with the Akashic Record Database on the Causal Plane. Anything higher requires a security clearance and a need-to-know and no, I’m not kidding — ask any angel. Comes to you in a handmade crystal glass dome on a hardwood base.
  • HEALING CRYSTAL DOME — $225 to $3,500 depending on type and valuation of gemstone crystal. Absolutely guaranteed genuine gemstone world-renowned for its healing properties. Comes in a dome with a hardwood base, totally gorgeous!
  • SUPERPOWER HEALING CRYSTAL DOME — P.O.R. — intended for a Healing Center, this is not for personal use. Comes with an entire Altar Setup, which includes expensive solid gold items and rare antiquities, plus a powerful and very rare gemstone.
  • SHAMANIC CRYSTAL DOME — If you are an experienced senior student, you may inquire about these items, which are not available to beginners at any price or under any circumstances.

Stay tuned for more… gotta run or I’ll be late for class!!!

See You At The Top!!!

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PEOPLE’S SONGS OF PROTEST

PEOPLE’S SONGS OF PROTEST

KIss My Butt, Donaldo!

Okay, if you’re wondering why I’m taking sides, I’m not. Believe me, if Hillary had gotten in and pulled the stunts this media-whoring pigheaded creep is pulling, I’d be right on her case, just as heavily, you have my word on that.

Donald Trump is walking all over the Constitution. Hey, I’m not permitted to interfere with local politics here on Earth, and I don’t.

That’s not why I’m writing People’s Songs of Protest, not at all. Donald Trump is just another cog in the wheel that is Washington, and he’s now discovering the painful truth, that unless he invites Russian troops in, he has no real power.

I couldn’t care less if we DO live through a “Red Dawn” scenario. I have bigger fish to fry.

In point of fact, you probably haven’t a clue why I’m really doing it, and couldn’t care less, if you’re in the mainstream with most humankind, but I have a very high and celestial reason to do what I’m doing, and I’ll be only too happy to explain just why:

Donald Trump is not the center of the universe, but right now, he’s making himself pretty much the center of attention, worldwide. People are absolutely terrified, quite rightly, that he might go off the deep end any moment now, and press the nuclear button, or worse. Continue reading

How Can I Create a Trump-Free Zone in my Home or Office?

This has all happened before. Can you remember? Try your PLS — Past Life Survey — to see how it all played out before, and how it will play out again!!!

Don’t want to hear about Trump’s latest outrage? Don’t really give a shit whether he’s insane or not? Want a little peace of mind and privacy? Don’t give up the ghost, there’s hope. I bring the TRUMP-FREE ZONE effects modules. BLOCK TRUMPISM with my TFZ — Trump-Free Zone — devices.

I don’t hate Trump, although I have every reason to. He’s about to destroy my personal freedoms, my healthcare benefits, my retirement, my real estate values, my stocks and bonds, and my family’s freedom from fear and oppression, but that’s HIS problem, not mine. I can live with it, but most folks will find domination by the rich to be unbearably oppressive. What’s more, by his own personal example, he’s made Nazi Propaganda a national sport, so what can you DO about it?

I know it’s a shock to suddenly find yourself living in an upside-down world in which America is OFFICIALLY racist, but there IS something you CAN DO about it right now, and none of it involves getting rid of Trump — that will happen on its own. It will fall off all by itself after a while.

Up until now, Trump has just been a somewhat shady public figure, but now he’s out in the open, and he’s in charge, which means that BILLIONS of people will soon learn to FEAR Trump, if they don’t actually hate him.

He doesn’t care what you think about him, just so long as every waking moment of your life is consumed with TRUMP.

Americans have aligned themselves with the ideals espoused by Donald Trump, and therefore expose themselves and America in general as a racist state, and according to all the shootings and beatings, they like it there.

Like it or not, you’re now lumped in with a bunch of white supremacists and upper class bastards who care nothing for the misery they cause on the poor and disenfranchised, and have especial dislike for those unable to defend themselves, always the mark of a coward, and understandably, you’re ashamed to admit that you’re an American.

Americans voted Trump into power, so clearly he embodies their American Ideal of White Supremacy and Isolationism. You’re an American. Try going overseas now, and see what that buys you.

Totally dispassionately, in full objective professional assessment, he’s a ravenous beast who needs to be fed with human flesh, but as politicians go, he’s pretty much the average political shmuck, but with a difference — he’s a whalloping, raging NPD — Narcissistic Personality Disorder.

That means he needs a LOT of attention, praise and respect, none of which he’ll get, in the end.

He’s a bully with a BIG stick, the U.S. Military and the Intelligence Community, neither of which he trusts. Trust Issues are a big thing with NPDs, and eventually that’s what will trip him up — he doesn’t trust his closest advisors.

Trump doesn’t actually have a plan. It’s always a new day, always a new idea. He can’t sit still, doesn’t know the meaning of the word “serenity” and has no respite from the hell of his own personal Angst.

He works on the fly, improvising at all times, trusting no one’s judgment but his own, using every opening, every advantage, to create action of any kind. It doesn’t much matter what happens, as long as he’s at the center of it. He gets results through the lavish use of Overwhelm and Rage, as you’ve seen.

His primary weapon is to turn others against others, engendering fear and distrust, his own personal symptoms of his terrible need to satisfy the lusts of his NPD brain.

He hates Mexicans, this we already know, and now the Mexicans know it, too. When he reads this blog — and he will, because he’s not only an NPD, but an OCD — suffering from an Obsessive Compulsive Disorder —  I’ll be top on his revenge list, and like every NPD, you can be sure he has one, and if your name appears on the Impeachment Referendum list, he’ll say you’re an Illegal, which in his mind is the same as saying you’re Hispanic.

He aligns himself perfectly with the Neo-Nazis in his views of other races and religions, and plays the HATE card pretty much all the time. The NPD’s favorite game is to divide others and watch them fight it out, then he wades in and takes the victory, the glory and, of course, the money, and most importantly, the ATTENTION — and that’s the key right there. Continue reading

Inner Peace, Harmony & Wisdom

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Personal Spiritual Entrainment Class forming outside Cosmo Street Center, 1975.

Do you really, really want inner peace? How about total harmony of the higher and lower selves? What about wisdom, is that something you’d be interested in having when you make your next decision?

Meditation does not automatically lead to anything in particular. You can use a period of mediation to work out something or to merely connect and zone.

You want inner peace, happiness, sublime transcendence, intense livingness, connection with the All-One??? No problem, here’s how it’s done, but #1 observation you MUST see first is that it won’t typically just come around on the guitar by itself. You need to be playing a guitar for that to happen.

  • SELF-TRAINING — You are the only one who can really train yourself to be at peace with tranquility and harmony always at your hand.
  • UNDERSTANDING — Your coach will indicate the exercises necessary to develop the specific level of spiritual skill desired.
  • SPECIFIC SKILLS — Harmony and tranquility are slightly different and require very different exercises to get them to work together without interruption.

SPECIFIC SPIRITUAL SKILLS THAT CAN BE ENTRAINED: Continue reading

Fall Lineup for Marketing Ashram Products

Here are the preliminary labels for some of the Ashram products I have in mind for public circulation:

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These are just the beginning — I intend to release as much from our Magic Kitchen as I can possibly arrange and figure out how to package and ship them safely. Continue reading