Custom IG Buttons For Sale!

That’s right, I’m offering a complete line of custom thumbnail graphics for InstaGram use, and each one is EXCLUSIVE to the owner! That means nobody else has your button, if you get my meaning.

Each and every button is hand-crafted personally by me at my desktop computer. All the photos, screenshots, drawings, paintings and other such graphic what-nots are likewise created by me in my studio or quite nearby.

You can buy one button or a bunch — they’re dirt cheap, and they come with a guarantee — you are the only owner of that button. Use it as much as you like, there’s no additional fee, no copyright fee, nothing further to buy.

What’s more, the buttons are CHEAP by any standards. A custom button like these would cost you in the hundreds or thousands of dollars, yet you pay only $9.99 per button, and you can order specialty buttons provided they fit on the square.

Oh, yes — that’s an important point. All my .JPG buttons are 1028×1028 pixels square. If you want an outsize or extension that’s different, such as .PNG, you have merely to ask.

I enjoy the composition of in-game screenshots, and often try to compose them in-camera, as it were.

Only recently have I begun to compose in-game screenshots as square or vertical, which is a nod of the head to the current fashions of screen graphics — square or vertical, rather than landscape, god alone knows why.

Probably the Swipe Factor. What I mean by that is, some CTA — Call To Action, such as hit, or tap, or swipe up, swipe down, swipe left or swipe right. Clicks are for computer dinosaurs.

It used to be all in the wrist, but now it’s all in the thumbs. If you’re one of those unfortunates who happens to be all thumbs, you’re in luck.

Doubly so if you were born with a green thumb. Brown thumbs are very different — they go with sycophanting on Trump.

Sorry about that little lapse there — it just struck me too funny to pass up. Gosh, here it is almost time to dash off — I’m running very late for breakfast and the ICW, so I’ll have to wrap it up momentarily.

What you need to know is that I’m selling buttons, custom buttons and special buttons, that are square, designed and intended for use on InstaGram and other social media, and that I sell them anywhere from ten bucks to a hundred bucks each, depending on just how cool they are.

If you see one you like, ask me if I’ll make you one somewhat like it. The ones I have been displaying are, of course, my samples, and are therefore not for sale, but I will make one close to it for you, so DO ASK.

I thought this might propel you to a new height — the button industry is sadly lacking, nobody’s doing just buttons, but I would, and offer additional coverage and services along with the cheapo graphic button.

There’s plenty of room here for advancement — nobody’s above you yet — you own the entire field, so get going making and selling buttons or, if you can’t, won’t or haven’t the time, interest, attention or energy to do it yourself, how about selling mine for me?

Add on any profit above the ten dollar fee, whatever you like — don’t be shy. These are worth many times the price — just try to make ONE of them, just one in a row!

Coming up with a humdinger zinger punchline every single time is a hell of a challenge — do try it yourself, and you’ll appreciate what I do.

There are a few more buttons I wanted to show you this morning, so I’ll get them up here one after the other…

The radio station here is one of the older ones — it’s actually around the same time as our beautiful crystal sets would have been in popular usage.

There are so many wonderful things awaiting them at the end of the rainbow, and all your button has to do is motivate them to travel the rest of the way, attainable at a single tap or click.

Of course, clicks really are obsolete, belonging to the days of the mouse and keyboard. Pretty soon, it’s all gonna be about swipes and taps. What am I saying? It’s already all about swipes and taps. Sigh. It’s all over. The war is over. We lost. Click, whirr. Gone, gone, gone …

Hey, gotta go! Don’t forget the ICW at 6:30 this morning!

See You At The Top!!!

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