“Moscow Mitch” McConnell Sold Us Out!
I’m a comedienne — I find funny things and call them out. One of those funny things is a Demonic Creature From Hell called by Joe Scarborough “Moscow Mitch”, referring to Senate Leader Mitch McConnell.
Moscow Mitch is blocking all legislation that would prevent the Russians from hacking our next election, and Joe is wondering why.
I’ll tell you why Mitch McConnell is now head-to-head with Donald J. Trump:
Oleg Deripaska is a Russian oligarch who is Mitch McConnell’s biggest political donor, often passing money to McConnell through a variety of Russian Money Laundering operations, which I can name.
The Arlington Witches
I’m one of the last survivors of the Arlington Witches, a remote viewing group that didn’t exist then, and according to all historical records, doesn’t exist now.
Problem is, I’m a very professional and excellent remote viewer — there isn’t anything that’s out of bounds for my astral skills and psychic talents.
I have all the information you could ever need to prosecute Moscow Mitch, but I don’t do that, because I’m prevented from interfering in local affairs.
I have all that information easily in my pocket, thanks to the United States Government.
It was the U.S. Government that insisted I leave a good post in the Army Security Agency to work as a GS-11 CADRE TRAINER at Div 44, the very first anti-Soviet Psychic Operation, which was technically an “Activity”, not an agency.
The Witches Were Disbanded
It was disbanded because Senator Marlow Cook, for whom Mitch McConnell worked as an aide, decided that remote viewing was all a bunch of witchcraft.
There was even talk of prosecuting us as witches. This was the same year that my friend Rita Norling was propelled to worldwide fame as a practicing witch, and another friend, Louise Huebner, was elected to the post of “Official Witch of L.A. County” in California.
A remote viewer has access to absolutely everything. The limitations are self-imposed, having to do with respect for privacy.
A really powerful psychic sensitive can be literally overwhelmed or knocked unconscious by a really evil-smelling aura, much like the one surrounding Mitch McConnell and the rather orangish “cheeto-like” aura around Donald J. Trump.
It’s a Real War
Make no mistake, the Republikans are already at war, and they’ve gotten in the first hits before anyone was prepared for it — they attacked without warning, and have continued the attack for 45 years now in Congress and in the arena of public opinion.
They own their own news network, and no one else can get a fair shake at Fox News.
I personally don’t give a shit about any of this, because I have other plans. I don’t expect to be mowed down by a tank, but it could happen with Moscow Mitch in charge.
He actually is quite willing to sell his country out for a bunch of money, and he’s getting plenty, and so is his crooked wife, who is already under investigation for fraud — you can read all about it just about anywhere.
Moscow Mitch is Dangerous
I would say that Mitch McConnell is far, far worse than Donald J. Trump. McConnell is NOT insane. He knows better. He’s aware that the Russians plan a physical invasion something like that presented in “Red Dawn”, but he has Putin’s personal promise that nothing will happen to McConnell, he’ll be all right.
McConnell’s Moscow boss, Vladimir Putin, is also Trump’s boss, thanks to several video tapes and a number of photos taken of Trump on his visit to Moscow years ago, when he was presenting as a wild playboy.
This he will never be. Trump has no imagination, and that surely extends to his sex life, as evidenced by the ugliest woman on the planet, Melania Trump.
She needs to be instructed on how to not make “That Face” when she’s doing an interview. It makes her look even older and uglier and more dried-up and shriveled than she actually is — in fact, I’ve never seen anyone so rich, with all that money to buy some beauty help, look so god-damned ugly.
Why Am I Attacking Melania?
Because I feel like it. I’m learning from our President. Look, if you feel like lashing out at someone, even a private person who has done nothing but live their lives, there’s no reason why you can’t.
You can say anything. Lie, cheat, steal, even shoot someone on Fifth Avenue, and get away with it, if you’re the President of the United States.
If you’re not the President, you’re expected to curl up and die.
McConnell has many of the extreme and racist traits of Trump, even though he is married to a woman who obeys his every whim, which is why he married her in the first place.
Is there any remedy for the masses, who have no bully pulpit, no bull horn, no voice?
You bet your motherfucking life there is. I freely use obscenities liberally in every sentence — it’s all the rage in Washington, D.C. and I take my cues from the racists in power, and why not? They seem to have the floor these days.
Get In Their Faces
The only solution is comedy. There really isn’t any other way. You can’t arrest them, put them on trial, punish them — they have all the power, and they own all the branches of government.
Frankly, you haven’t the chance of a snowball in Hell to make a dent in the Republikan war machine, and you don’t actually have to.
There’s no need to be mean. No matter how ugly and mean Moscow Mitch gets, no matter how much in-your-face he gets and no matter how hard he steps on your neck, you have the best tool in the world — comedy.
Nothing can withstand public humiliation, and Trump doubly so.
So find out what your comedy target is sensitive to — what sets them off, makes them mad, upsets them and gets them ticking like a time bomb.
In the case of Moscow Mitch, his most sensitive spot is his wife, whom he secretly hates and wants to get rid of, so he can carry on his secret affair with Linsday Warner in the open. as published in “Subversion of a Democracy”, a chapter in Greg Miller’s “The Apprentice”.
Moscow Mitch Can’t Be Prosecuted
There’s no way that Mitch McConnell will ever have to answer for his many crimes. As a remote viewer, I know where all the bodies are buried, and I’m tempted to publish everything I know on the subject, but haven’t yet, because it’s not funny.
Only if it’s funny can I use it.
That leaves a LOT of things out of the mix, including subjects for my comedy blogs like the situation at the southern border, the murder of young children kept in cages, and more.
None of that is fair game, but the sheer ugliness of Melania “Slashmouth” Trump is beyond temptation — I just gotta go for the wattled throat.
By the way, next time to catch a glimpse of Melania, focus on her eyes. You will see a cold, calculating monster behind those eyes. Come to think of it, the bitch thoroughly deserves Donald J. Trump as a mate — they’re definitely two of a kind, and it runs in the family — even the kids are crooks.
Moscow Mitch Hates You
He does, he hates YOU in particular, and would like to have you dead, especially if you vote Democrat, and I can prove it.
Actually, I don’t have to prove anything, come to think of it. This is Trump World. You can say ANYTHING, even the most obvious lies, and get away with it.
Mitch McConnell himself will prove to you that he hates YOU, and he’ll do it with every action he refuses to take, to protect America from election hacking.
He’ll never stop. He’ll never relent, and he’ll never change. He’s a fanatical politician with a flair for getting support from Evangelicals, although he himself is a devil-worshipper, if you count Donald Trump as a devil, which I assure you, he is. Well, if not a devil, at the very least, a minor demon of the 7th Veil, not a big deal in the Real World, lemme tell ya.
His real name is Asmodiel — he’s an angel from the seventh dimension, and he was sent here to cause disorder and chaos, and by golly, he’ll be getting an “A+” for what he’s done to America and the world in general. The de-stabilization of America is his goal, and I’m putting in a report that will assure him of a good grade.
I Know What Gets To Him
Jokes about his family, pokes at his gash-mouth and beady eyes. Trump has an anal orifice mouth — that pinched look — orange skin and incredibly tiny hands.
According to those who have seen the Moscow Movie with the six hookers peeing on him, his penis is equally tiny, but you’d have to ask Randy Rainbow — he’d know.
I’m not saying that Randy and Trump dated — they surely didn’t, because Randy has far better taste than that — more along the lines of the Silver Fox — there’s just a LOT of information on the street, just as there was back in the sixties, when J. Edgar Hoover was filmed at Long Beach, CA. having sex with a young boy, whom I can identify as Billy Byars, Jr.
Billy went all over Hollywood telling about his short-lived vehicular affair with the FBI Director in 1969.
Evidence on Film
I can tell you that I once had a copy of that film in the can in my hot little hands, and let it go. It does exist. It was filmed with an Arriflex 16mm with a blimp to hide the sound, taken from inside a DUCK BLIND that was built there for the purpose by Edward F. True, a sniper friend.
I coulda bin a sniper, invited to join the Army Match Team by my lifelong friend, General Mel Watson, but I went into the Intel service instead.
The best part was skipping basic. Having graduated from Riverside Military Academy, I had enough training to qualify instantly as a sergeant, and wore the stripes for the first three months of my military service.
The only reason I mention my military service and agency time is that I want it understood that there’s no corner of this little planet that a remote viewer can’t get into.
The End is Nigh!
I have the exact location of emails that would be of tremendous interest to the various Congressional committees investigating Trump, but they’ll figure it out. I make it a practice not to get involved in local affairs, unless provoked.
If I am provoked, I take terrible, swift vengeance, usually in the form of a worldwide flood, or an asteroidal impact, which is my next choice.
In case you’re thinking that this isn’t a SIM, I have a demonstration planned, after which there will be no doubt.
Living in a SIM is easy enough, but reprogramming it from within is a tough trick. Fortunately, I’ve left enough tracers in here to do the job.
As I said in the beginning of this little treatise on comedy and comedy targets, I want to get in my Last Licks, before the STORM TROOPERS come to take me away for criticizing Trump and McConnell.
Laughter is the Best Medicine
It’s always good to laugh, and laughter dispels the darkness. If you want to be free again, find out what really ticks off Mitch McConnell and Donald Trump and Kelly Ann Konway and all the robber barons around them.
Find out their sensitive spots. Discover their flaws, their hidden secrets, their little fears and especially their relationships with Mommy and Daddy.
Trump’s Daddy Issues are legendary, and he’s really raw about that, so an attack on Trump’s relationship with his Daddy is indicated and will probably be successful.
Keep in mind that Trump has the hide of a rhino when it comes to verbal attack — you can’t get him with a personal attack, because he’s immune.
The thing that really really gets him is making fun of his incredibly funny physical characteristics — the orange skin, the toupee, the bleary eyes, the tiny hands, the fat belly, and the big fat ass.
How Ugly Is He???
He’s really ugly, and most of the photos show it. Melania is ugly, and ALL of the photos show it.
Donald Junior looks like any computer nerd, and Jared Kushner looks like the stereotyped New York Jew — I’m speaking AS a Jew — and Mitch McConnell’s face and mouth are so twisted with hate that he looks like several famous clowns all at once.
It’s not just about looks — the comedy target will typically have more aspects, more facets to the character, than just the one thing, but looks are a powerful comedy target.
You’ll take note that Rosie O’Donnell, Louie Anderson and Drew Carey all made their weight the subject of their opening sentence. It’s about the elephant in the room.
Trump is sensitive to only a few subjects, none of which happens to be politics. His level of comprehension is about that of a six year old with very little exposure to life in general, which is the product of a VERY privileged childhood with a net worth in the millions at the age of four. When I say “very privileged”, I mean that his father — who was an undeclared member of the LGBT community, just as is Donald — got him anything he wanted, and that included sex objects.
Speaking of Trump’s mother, what ever became of her?
Mitch McConnell is Just Plain Stupid
McConnell can’t be reached with humor — he’s immune by reason of stupid. He really is an ignorant man, with very little background in anything.
His brain under normal conditions would be that of a three year old child who has lived all their lives in an institution, but now with the advance of age, his memory isn’t what it used to be.
In fact, Mitch McConnell is suffering from dementia, clearly visible in the news soundbites. Dementia isn’t particularly a problem, unless the lives of 300 million Americans is in your hands.
Mitch McConnell is so ugly, he has to sneak up on his own shadow.
Okay, I’ve had my few comedy licks — now it’s time for McConnell to respond. I’m sitting here, waiting with quips and comments for his savage attack.
Mitch is a Fuckhead Moron
Go ahead, Mitch, sue me. Haw, haw, haw!!! You can’t do a thing to me!
Hey, buttface, I’ve been around for billions and billions of your years. There’s nothing you can do to touch me — I’m sitting here in the 37th century, typing this shit into the blog through my Avatar.
I’m sitting here in the 37th century, and you’re stuck, trapped in the 21st century SIM that is Planet Trump, and you can’t get out. You’ll never get out. You”re an NPD, Moscow Mitch. There’s nothing inside you except the empty vacuum of space.
You had one idea today, and it died in the brain of loneliness.
Hey, forget that asshole — I mean “shithole” — Mitch McConnell. His face is one mass of pimples, and his neck is a mass of wrinkles. His mouth twists like a pretzel, and nothing but garbage comes out of it.
The Alt-Right Media is the Enemy of the People
Don’t worry, be happy, every little thing’s gonna be alt-right. That’s the new song, and it’s everywhere. The White Supremacist fascist pigs are all around you, and there’s no escape, no way out, nowhere to run. They are truly everywhere, and you daren’t say a word in public or in private about Trump. That’s the very definition of a Dictatorship.
Other than that, Mitch McConnel is an okay kinda guy, the sort of person that Brett Kavanaugh likes to hang out with — a male egoist and mean motherfucker, someone who can really grab the pussy of any passing female.
Yes, pussy. Look, I didn’t set the narrative, nor did I mention pussy. You did. I’m just reporting the news, and you’re MAKING the news, Donald and Mitch.
If either of you tried to grab my pussy, you’d get a knee in the balls with no apology.
But enough about white racists, genital genius and other subjects from the Oval Office Dumpster outside the White House, let’s talk about us.
How did YOU like my latest video?
Be sure to get my upcoming savagely magic “spellcasting battles” videogame — Escape From Planet Trump — soon to be released at an internet near you!
If you enjoyed World War II (which Trump thinks means “World War Eleven”) you’ll LOVE Escape from Planet Trump!
If you’re waiting for the sirens to go off, signalling a nuclear attack coming in from North Korea, you’re a few days early, but hang on, you won’t be disappointed. To quote Trump: “If we have nuclear weapons, why don’t we use them???”. What a brilliant mind, a truly stable genius with a truly tiny penius, to quote Randy Rainbow one more time.
Hope you enjoyed the blog, and it gives you some good solid comedy ideas. Of course, you should never attack a comedy target unfairly, but in the case of Mitch McConnell, he’s such a dirty player that, in my book, anything goes, as long as you can get away with it. Let the motherfucker have it, comedically speaking, and keep it in his face 24/7.
Play dirty. That seems to be the New Law of the Land. Even if you abhor it, even if you would rather die than play dirty, you’re going to have to play dirty, because they’ll be kicking you to the ground and piling on, if the video of Trump at the wrestling match is any indication.
Play dirty. Don’t let them catch you at it. Have a “Plan B” handy. I plan to be absent by the time they call my name.
Attention:
Just because your name isn’t at the top of the “hate list”, don’t assume it’s not there at all. Eventually, your turn in the showers with the bar of wooden soap will come, rest assured.
We are ALL on the list. The SA was Hitler’s personal guard and closest ally, until the Night of the Long Knives, which is coming soon to a political arena near you!
I’m writing this from the standpoint of still living under the Constitution, which gives me the First Amendment Right to call Mitch McConnell a son of a bitch, and I am definitely referring to his mother, Julia McConnell — U.G.L.Y.!
I have a special barbecue pit in the Lower Regions just for bastards like that. Don’t worry, he’ll eventually get his, you don’t have to do anything to bring that about.
Just concentrate on the comedy, and don’t be mean. You don’t hafta be mean. However, I’ve decided to be mean, but that’s my own choice. Fair warning, comedy targets, and they are out there galore, in this time of tribulation.
Go ahead, Mitch, jump at the bait — I’ll see you in Hell — and as for my friends,
See You At The Top!!!
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