I Have No Voice

September 10, 2022Uncategorizedspeak, voice, vote, votinggorebagg

Hands in ears, scream nonstop at the extremist assholes.

I have no voice. It doesn’t bother me, but it’s quite noticeable.

Whenever I do speak, write, sing, act, paint, draw, sketch or sculpt, there’s no measurable impact on anything or anyone.

I’m not a tweeter, but if I were a tweeter, I could literally tweet my ass off, but nobody will read it, and that’s just fine by me, or it was fine by me until Donald Trump’s name became a household word.

You know, a household word like “slopbucket” or “pig-iron”.

As you read this, keep in mind that this blog was written originally when I first heard the name of Trump, back in 2017, some five years ago. Yep, I saw it coming and called the shots exactly right. Problem is, I can talk, but nobody’s listening. As I said in the beginning, I have no voice. Continue reading →

Going Postal!

August 16, 2020Uncategorizedballot boxes, ejgold, gagmer, gaming, going postal, gorby, gorebagg, jal, polling stations, reincarnation, tax, taxes, video game, vote, voting ballotgorebagg

What is “Going Postal”?

Going Postal is the latest in my “Escape From Planet Trump” series of very retro super-violent mindless slaughter style “3-D Shooter” video games like you might remember from the ’70s and ’80s, if you’re old enough to go back that far — I go back much farther.

Okay, so what’s the deal? How does it work? What’s it do for me?

First of all, realize that “Going Postal” is just one of many levels of gaming and play interaction, with the idea in mind that you’ll release some anger and frustration and fear in the game environment so you don’t actually have to go to the extra expense of purchasing an actual weapon — my personal preference is the trenching tool from Team Fortress 2, but that’s their property. I’ve made a trenching tool of my own for this little romp through the post office.

No Vote, No Tax!!!

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Getting in my Last Licks

July 26, 2019Uncategorizedact of war, civilwar, ej gold, election, election hacking, gorby, gorebagg, hacking, invasion, jal, joescarborough, mitchmcconnell, moscowmitch, newscycle, reincarnation, republicans, russian invansion, tally, trump, vote, votes, wargorebagg

“Moscow Mitch” McConnell Sold Us Out!

I’m a comedienne — I find funny things and call them out. One of those funny things is a Demonic Creature From Hell called by Joe Scarborough “Moscow Mitch”, referring to Senate Leader Mitch McConnell.

Moscow Mitch is blocking all legislation that would prevent the Russians from hacking our next election, and Joe is wondering why.

I’ll tell you why Mitch McConnell is now head-to-head with Donald J. Trump:

Oleg Deripaska is a Russian oligarch who is Mitch McConnell’s biggest political donor, often passing money to McConnell through a variety of Russian Money Laundering operations, which I can name.

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THERE HAS BEEN A MAJOR SHIFT — READ ON

February 9, 2017Uncategorizedadministration, congress, democrat, ej gold, elizabeth warren, gorby, gorebagg, meditation, party, politics, practices, president, reincarnation, senate, spiritual, spiritual practices, trump, vote, warren, work, zombiesgorebagg

THERE HAS BEEN A MAJOR SHIFT

I never talk politics, couldn’t be less interested, and I’m not talking politics, now. I’m defending my freedoms, and yours, too, whether you know it or not, even if you don’t live in Amerika.

Am I a Democrat? No, emphatically not. A Republican, then? No, I’m not a Republican. I’m a visitor to this planet, an off-worlder, and have no local political interests or ambitions.

In fact, I have NO other interest than to bring the Teaching to a sad and angry little planet full of violent morons screaming in pain and agony, killing each other and destroying their legacy and history.

Bringing the Teaching. Haw, Haw!!! What a hopeless task THAT is, but I keep trying.

Push even the most peaceful of Pacifists up against the WALL and hold him there for a while, and sooner or later, you’ll wind up on the floor. Punch me once, you won’t get a second chance. Not ever.

That’s what happened when Senator Elizabeth Warren got pushed up against the wall by the Republican Majority in the Senate. READ ON… Continue reading →