Good Morning, Vietnam America!

Yes, it’s another Happy Valley Sunday, ain’t it? Here we are, ready to start another ICW morning meeting right after breakfast, which is coming up in just a few minutes. Gosh, that just doesn’t sound right — breakfast coming up in a few minutes…lemme rephrase that: breakfast will be served in a few minutes, so I’d better hurry and get this motherfucker up, huh? I’m using the word “Motherfucker” only in deference to “ShitMouth McConnell” who apparently shocked a number of Evangelical ministers with his racist language and opinion. Continue reading

#MoscowMitch Moscow Mitch Protest Song

Moscow Mitch, Moscow Mitch, He’s just another Putin’s Bitch,
And it’s kill the bill, kill the bill. He’s not been a patriot and never will.
Moscow Mitch is a mighty mean man, Won’t keep the Russians off of our voting hand.
Moscow Mitch, up on a hill, Pickin’ his nose with a hundred-dollar bill.
Moscow Mitch took a wife, She’s immigrated, but she don’t live the life.
Goin’ north, east south and west, Paper ballots stickin’ out of my vest.
Buy me a stick as long as my arm, Vote in the Senate to drop the bomb.
Got a vote in the Senate gonna give them pain, I can’t miss ’cause I got dead aim.
Moscow Mitch, he ain’t so bad, Whupped his mama, beat up his dad.
Early one morning, standing in the rain Round the bend come a long freight train.
Moscow Mitch, Moscow Mitch, He’s just another Putin’s bitch.
He’s just Putin’s little Senate bitch, that’s what’s become of Moscow Mitch.

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Getting in my Last Licks

“Moscow Mitch” McConnell Sold Us Out!

I’m a comedienne — I find funny things and call them out. One of those funny things is a Demonic Creature From Hell called by Joe Scarborough “Moscow Mitch”, referring to Senate Leader Mitch McConnell.

Moscow Mitch is blocking all legislation that would prevent the Russians from hacking our next election, and Joe is wondering why.

I’ll tell you why Mitch McConnell is now head-to-head with Donald J. Trump:

Oleg Deripaska is a Russian oligarch who is Mitch McConnell’s biggest political donor, often passing money to McConnell through a variety of Russian Money Laundering operations, which I can name.

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