Captain Whistleblower

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VYpudaNGxgw

No bullshit, to quote just about any Presidential candidate or passing Senatorial asshole, “Captain Whistleblower” was the name of one of my Saturday morning cartoon characters on a Saturday Morning Cartoon Show that Jim Carmichael and I put together, “The Impossibles”, which did not sell to anyone, although I understand the name is currently in use — no relation to our show. We ended up working on “Bullwinkle” in Mexico City.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xQBb9v93tsc

So did you get the basic idea of my thumbnails? Perhaps I should spell that “The Basic Idea” with initialed caps? The very basic idea behind my seovideo marketing is that THE THUMBNAIL IS THE DESTINATION. Once you see the website name, it’s over.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YR9cIohAaKQ

See, what you want is for them to get a glance at your WEBSITE. You don’t care about the video at all. The video is just up there to give you an excuse to mount a THUMBNAIL on the youtube page.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_GBaSWybgkE

Okay the Gloria bit is an exception — I used the photo of her because it’s really her spot. The whole idea of the BRANE-POWER THUMBNAIL, which I didn’t use here — is that the moment the eye passes over the image, the deed is done. The transmission is complete in an eigenblick, although that might not be the ideal term for the effect.

It’s all over in a split-second.

So without having to even trouble themselves to click on your thumbnail, and even if they don’t actually glance at it or see it at all — it just passes through their channel feed — the thing is done.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XzgSdqZIfMk&feature=youtu.be

The transmission of SHAKTIPAT, or of any other form of spiritual ectoplasmic substance, is accomplished by the simple fact that the thumbnail is there. Just there. That’s all it takes.

Of course, I had to design the thumbnails to carry the Dharma, but that’s an easy task for me — I wrote the damn Bill, to quote Bernie Sanders on the subject.

Well, never mind all that — the whole world is a’ waitin’ for to carry you to freedom, if you follow the drinkin’ gourd.

That’s the Big Dipper and the North Star. Funny that the North Star is tied to both American Christianity and slavery. Hmmm…any connection there?

Anyhow, Captain Whistleblower was a cartoon character of out of my production studio back in 1964, when Gamma Productions went belly-up leaving a bunch of us stranded in La Jolla, California. I’ve already told that story dozens of times, or at least I remember having told it, which might not add up to the same thing.

Okay, so the thumbnail is the whole deal — you don’t care a fig if the client goes further and clicks the button and views the video and goes to the brane-power.com website and buys a whole bunch of stuff and signs up for dozens of workshops and starts looking at the book and audio CDs lists on idhhb.com, which is just a click away!

Gosh, the whole idea of a client actually looking at the video is so — well, strange to my mind, which has the mind-set of a sea of quantum-effect thumbnails staring up into a clear blue sky.

No clouds in the Bardos? Are you kidding? At the moment, it’s raining cats and dogs, speaking of which, I am now ready to market a Godd™ Particle Collar Tag for pets — any takers? I plan to sell them WITHOUT the collars, but with a clip that goes on any existing collar. Less profit, but FAR less inventory!

Any sharks out there listening? Lori, are you reading this?

Oy, gevalt, to coin a phrase. It’s already that time, must must dash or be late for breakfast and the morning show.

See You At The Top!!!

gorby