The Thunderbolt Conspiracy

Thunderbolts from my workbench.

It’s all about the mathematical patterns. It doesn’t look like much from out here in the Einsteinian Universe, but in Quantum, those little ridges are mountain ranges, and the flats are deep valleys.

Going deeper within, the patterns of zig-zag & swirl create momentary and persisting vortex & Gravity-Well Negentropic Clusters.

THEY are trying to prevent you from finding out about the Thunderbolt Dorjes, and you should be Mad as Hell about it!

If you’re not, you simply don’t understand the situation, and you need to read further.

SCHOOL TOOLS are those ritual objects that help to open portals, clear the way and correct the Path.

Within the general scope of available tools, School Tools are specific to the Attributions and Skills of the Voyager.

They include Amulets, SuperBeacon, Matrix, Altar Items, ritual robes, dance costumes, masks, rings, necklaces, bracelets, girdles, belts, boots, hats and of course the main School Tools, the ever-popular Thunderbolts.

The reason Thunderbolts are so popular, is that they’re so easy to use and so handy to have when you need them.

But what do they do???

THUNDERBOLT MESSENGER DORJE — $69.95

Equipped with a central High-Grade Fast Changing Emo Bead, the Thunderbolt Messenger does the job of opening the doors of communication, disregarding brane boundaries.

Keep the Thunderbolt Emo Indicator at Perfect Cobalt Blue to insure that two-way communication gets through, on any Plane from Astral to Causal.

The Messenger is great for prayer, guidance and DIRECT angelic intervention and HEALING.

THUNDERBOLT CHILLER DORJE — $69.95

The Thunderbolt Chiller is the Ultimate in Psychic Wellness. Relaxation is not enough. Total Chill-Out and Bliss is required.

Keep the Emo-Indicator in Deep Blue to Kelly Green for perfect relaxation and stress-busting easy breathing.

THUNDERBOLT DEEPSLEEP DORJE — $69.95

The Ultimate in Restore Power, this is also available in bracelet form at only $89.95.

Be sure to include size — measure your wrist for correct sizing, or take a wild guess. ALL School Tool items are custom-made to your order, as closely fit as bead sizes and links will allow.

Some beads are larger, requiring more or fewer links in the bracelet.

THUNDERBOLT PORTAL DORJE — $89.95

Open any door, any time, with the Thunderbolt Portal. Doors of Perception, Doors of Wonder, Doors of Knowledge, and Doors in Concert (who could resist that gag?).

Use the Thunderbolt Portal best at Cobalt Blue, Veridian Green and Deep Purple.

It helps to take my watercolor and acrylic painting classes to appreciate the subtle differences that make your experience better and your results more solid.

THUNDERBOLT LUCID DREAMER DORJE — $89.95

Empowering through Deep Levels of Relaxation, this Thunderbolt works best when all the street tensions and daily life effects have released into the Cobalt Blue Region of the Emotional Spectrum.

Keep in the Blue, and you will do well. Also available in bracelet form, at $89.95.

THUNDERBOLT INVOCATOR DORJE — $89.95

A flawless and safe way to invoke Angelic Helpers, keep this Thunderbolt’s Emo-Indicator in the Cobalt Blue range, and you have a Wormhole to the Jealous God or Angel World.

THUNDERBOLT LOCATOR DORJE — $89.95

Lose something? Use this Thunderbolt Locator as a dowsing device. You’ll find the item somewhere in the Red to Pink range, but keep to the Blue. It will change to the Reddish Range when the item is nearby.

THUNDERBOLT MEMORY DORJE– $89.95

Losing your memory? Are you learning less and forgetting more?

Keep in the Blue with this Thunderbolt Memory Combo Pack.

Try carrying the Thunderbolt Memory Open Mala Dorje  while wearing the Thunderbolt Memory Necklace, Earrings, Bracelet & Power Ring, if you can remember where you put them.

THUNDERBOLT TRIGGER DORJE — $89.95

Waiting for Something to Happen???

Keep the Thunderbolt Trigger in the Cobalt Blue and watch the result!

The Thunderbolt Trigger doesn’t change the universe — it brings YOU closer to the point where the event occurs, so long as you keep the Trigger Dorje “in the Blue”.

THUNDERBOLT ARMOR DORJE — $89.95

The Ultimate in Psychic Self-Defense. Keep in the Blue for the Best Defense.

The Double-Dorje Effect works for you in the Quantum World, working to continuously sample and divert all incoming psychic energy.

This is sort of like a SPAM FILTER, so a word of warning — ALL messages are sent to the dump when you are using this item, good AND bad.

THUNDERBOLT HOPE — $89.95

When Deep Depression and Despair set in, use this Thunderbolt to bring back the light. Keep in the Blue and everything will be all right.

THUNDERBOLT MASTER KEY — $89.95

Used only by a Thunderbolt Master, this needs no emo-indicator and is a Free-Run device that needs compassionate control.

See You At The Top!!!

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