I’m blastin’ ahead with the release of ALL my playable Orbs, so here’s another cluster of them that I’ve prepared for Prime-Time, which means “release”, after 25 years of development!
CHOOCHOO.ORB is exactly what you think it is — a short train trip around WharfTown, what else could it be??? You also get a ride on the local roller-coaster, replete with screams. It’s a good example of what an OVERworld can be. There are ten “doorways” through which one could go to a variety of interiors, which of course would be add-ons — they don’t exist, except in the version contained in the Godd™ Particle, which holds 22 Orbs in relative position.
AZOMBIE.ORB — One of my favorite layouts, this supercity comes to you with a gang of zombie marauders who will give you plenty of action, but NO BLOOD, NO GUTS, just a fun romp through zombieland. Get used to it, it’s coming to a hometown near you!
TIMETRAK.ORB — This is the greatest spiritual tool since the invention of the 3D Binoculars! I can’t stress it enough — it puts you IN CONTROL of time-flow! This is NOT a game. It’s real, and it really works, guaranteed!
FARTWARS.ORB — I know what you’re gonna say — “I’ve seen this one before”, and it’s true, you have, but it’s been entirely updated and there’s a new engine driving it, so it’s better, faster, more fun than ever! You are going to like this — the weapons all make farting or burping sounds, and one of the sounds is SO disgusting, you probably won’t ever use that weapon. Or maybe it’ll be your favorite, if you love to laugh!
CHOPPER.ORB — Your “chopper” is actually a Virtual Quadricopter that takes you into the air around the Bardos. You start out in BardoTown InterDimensional Airport and go from there, over streets and waterways. Just a really fun perspective on Night Flying and Lucid Dreaming.
TESLAWAR.ORB — The World of Tesla V comes alive in this otherworldly atmospheric 3-D shooter from the distant future! Astounding, Amazing, Incredible, Outrageous and F.U.N.!!! You are going to want to give this as a gift this season! It is breathtaking and … well, it’s awesome, truly awesome.
SEXXWARS.ORB — Oh, yeah, there’s bound to be something like this out there, and sure enough, this is it! Your mission? Free Sexx O’Hallihan from her horrid captors. The idea was to advertise the game as “Free Sexx Now”, but somehow it got lost in the translation. Just a word of warning — it’s a very challenging game, one which only the dedicated gamer will appreciate. If you like this game, please tell me, and I’ll make some more. Remember, you can do this, too, with my game developer kits on my etsy page!
HELL01 — That’s Hell, Zero, One, not “Hello, One!”, although that could be the case, depending on whether or not One is watching right now, and One generally is, which is the root-cause for the translation of the lower mind into Transcendent Wisdom. The game really is about what it’s like to be in Hell. Real Hell is what the Absolute experiences — to whom can The One complain?
MAYAWARS.ORB — Originally written in a DOS program on the AMIGA OS, which folded years ago, although it’s back now, and rewritten in the PC language, this is one of the very earliest Orbs I created. Here it is, reconstructed in the newest latest Godd™ Engine and Editor, and it’s a beautiful sight, even better than the original. The lighting is ghostly and amazing, in this Meso-American Pre-Columbian village setting. Pre-Columbian simply means “Before Columbus”, which includes almost everybody in the early explorer days of human existence. This is a somewhat tricky Orb, and requires some figuring-out.
KIDCOIN.ORB — Wow, are you gonna get a kick out of this Orb. It’s a long journey on which you get to collect coins of silver, bronze and gold, and all of them spectacular images of actual rare coins worth hundreds of thousands of dollars, and it’s all FREE in virtual reality! Some say that collecting in virtual is reflected in the real world by sudden unexpected prosperity. Try it, you’ll like it. Give it to a friend who needs to find some coins right now – a great holiday gift item for your friends who have nothing!
DRAGWARS.ORB — Can you imagine a world in which dragons fight other dragons? Well, that’s the case here — dragon vs. dragon, and it’s an all-out series of never-ending battles, and it turns out that you are the center of the disturbance. Go in like the wind and return to glory. You run this Orb as a dragon of the Kathangka variety, and your chief opponents are the Green Dragons of the Eastern Realm.
SHIRAFT.ORB — Gosh, this is such fun, I can’t possibly convey how much fun it is, but you don’t have to take my word for it — download this little daisy for only $3.99, which almost pays me for the hundreds of intense programming hours I have in it, along with the efforts of my 3 godd programming partners, Dick, Claude and Barbara. If you don’t love this Orb, we have ways of making you love it, but all you really need to do is to just follow orders.
SOFAKILL.ORB — I know, it’s totally irrational. There’s no way the furniture is going to attack you. There’s no reason WHY it would want to attack you. Or is there? In this Orb, you get to experience the full measure of the phobia that made neurosis what it is today. There isn’t any reason to be afraid of your furniture. Just shoot to kill.
EGYPT3.ORB — This was a wondrous opportunity to build and show how ancient Egyptians really lived. It wasn’t all pyramids and tombs, although that was a large part of ancient culture. The present life was viewed as merely preparation for the Big Voyage, pretty much as it is in all ancient cultures that were connected to the higher planes, which most of them were. Too bad that’s not the practice now.
ROME3.ORB — This is what it was like to live in this ancient time-period, something that we all did several dozen times along the way here. Roman civilization is an oxymoron. It was brutal and mean, tough and stingy, favoring the ruling class and utterly smashing the lower classes, the Plebeians and keeping the Proletarians in charge, just like today’s political scene. One thing you can certainly learn from Endless Continual Reincarnation — nothing ever changes. Here’s an Orb which offers the opportunity to get out of that particular rut.
ATLANTIS.ORB — An underwater exploration of the capital city of Atlantis, which was a global civilization that was lost during the Fourth Deluge, around 12,400 B.C., if I remember rightly. It was a lousy day, and it didn’t improve when Atlantis was gone. Everything had to be reinvented, and then it was lost again during the Dark Ages, which we’re about to go through again, when the stupids attack the eggheads and science goes out the window. Darwin will be the only survivor of this holocaust, and maybe his witch-wife, Samantha Stevens. There’s no agency like McMann & Tate for all your social media needs.
APOCALYP.ORB — There’s no doubt about the ending, it’s just a question of when, not if. Have a go at this interactive chatroom after the war is over, about an hour and a half from now.
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Well, that’s enough for now, to at least give a few samples of the more than 1,000 Orbs I’ve made over the past decades, and there are more on the way, as soon as I rework them and get them massaged into the new engine and the new building techniques that I’ve developed for myself over the years, and am now sharing with you, in the Blue Line Academy workshops that are being offered right now, as we speak!
Imagine if you could create a completely custom game for someone and could give it as a Christmas present!
Oh, I know, I’m not supposed to use the word “Christmas” — it’s “Holiday” now, and that’s all the rage, but I’m old-fashioned, and hail from back in the twentieth century, when we used to say “Merry Christmas” even if we weren’t Christian, but now, things are different.
We’re at the eve of a civil war, and this is the time to buy. I’m getting pre-war collectibles together for after. Perhaps there will be food.
In the meantime, enjoy the virtual reality of my gaming world.
See You At The Top!!!
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