Well, I went ahead and built it.
You know — my latest invention, “The Time Machine That Really works”.
Sure enough, it does.
It works really well. Well enough for me to be able to guarantee to you that it will work, even for you.
My The Time Machine That Really Works works first time, every time.
Never fails, like a Bic pen, a Zippo Lighter, or a Kleenex tissue.
Anyhow, it’s rather magnificent, if I do say so myself. It is actually a stunning invention, on the order of the Attentiasizer, the underwired bra, and smokeless gunpowder.
So how does it work?
Well, I’ll be only too happy to explain. First, you buy the Orb, “The Time Machine That Really Works”, which you’ll find on our goddgames site when we’re good and ready to get it up there, and deal with the rush of millions of downloads.
Stranger things have happened. Forget I mentioned the stranger things. Now that I think about it, I don’t really want to remind myself of those stranger things.
When you enter my The Time Machine That Really Works, you’ll have an opportunity to level up with incense and candle to the left and right, respectively.
Incense fumigation and candle-burning will give you the protection you need as you travel through the raw vibrations of the Time-Tunnel.
Merely walk forward, as the text in the upper left screen tells you, to propel yourself ten seconds into the future.
Nothing to it, right?
Merely march straight forward, and ten members of the Time Guild vanish as they help you to pass the time — the eleventh is there to close the Orb and whisk you away to the goddgames web page, where you’ll find more of interest.
When the eleventh guide has vanished, the Queen of Space & Time will be momentarily revealed. If you know how, you can ask her for special help before the Orb closes down, some three seconds later.
I’ve only done it twice.
So that’s it. There are some fun features, not the least of which is the propagation of the thing around the planet and beyond.
Listen, this is not just a momentary lesson in attention. It’s a whole way of working.
Propelling yourself through time is not the same as being propelled through time.
Maybe you like being pushed from behind?
If not, try my remedy, but download it TODAY, and try it TODAY.
If you wait until tomorrow, there might not be enough time.
See You At The Top!!!
gorby