What is a Horoscope?

Coming soon to a theater near you!

I have a plan, which went into actual production last night. I worked on the “My Daily Horoscope” Orb for about four hours, then hit a technical snag, and went on to finish some sculptures in my sculpture boatride Orb, with the idea of solving the snag sometime in the morning.

So what exactly IS a Daily Horoscope Orb?

Inside the Orb

Well, you find yourself standing on a comfortable wool carpet, already quite far inside “The Compleat Enchanter Alchemy Shop”, which you recognize from your Godd Particle expeditions.

At the back of the shop, past the glass topped counters on the right, there is a table, at which you’re invited to sit, and that’s where you get your daily Astrological Horoscope Reading directly from me, via my Avatar in the shop.

I will be creating the soundbytes for your readings in my own voice, and installing the soundbytes into the Orb via the .ini file, along with the written text messages that come to you onscreen.

Your daily reading could be any one of the following readings — please note that I take great pains to insure that these will be issued as randomly as possible.

If you happen to get the same reading over and over again, I’d bloody listen to it.

Horoscope Reading List:

  1. You will be where you are supposed to be.
  2. Rely upon your own intuition, timing.
  3. Keep the faith, but know what the faith is, exactly.
  4. The next primary goal is closer than anticipated.
  5. An Aquarian is now involved somehow in your life.
  6. Problems others can’t solve seem to be easy for you.
  7. Two Scorpios will be in an unusual scenario.
  8. The Moon’s influence today assures success in finance and romance.
  9. Family differences arise in connection with money issues.
  10. Exactitude is necessary in financial transactions today.
  11. Make harmless concessions without sacrificing your principles.
  12. Public attention and personal reputation are issues today.
  13. Proposals, partnerships, marriage are all possible today.
  14. You will soon discover that you are not alone, even if you seem to be.
  15. A Capricorn will soon play a major role in your life.
  16. A Sense of Fun lurks behind every scene.
  17. Today’s Lunar position gives power to clandestine arrangements.
  18. Your popularity increases.
  19. People who said you were wrong will be proved wrong.
  20. A brand-new beginning is sometimes necessary.
  21. You are now exactly where you should be now.
  22. Creative juices stir inside you.
  23. True Love is never far away.
  24. A Leo will play a dynamic role in your daily routine.
  25. Contrary to family opinion, you are doing the right thing.
  26. Make travel arrangements now, don’t wait.
  27. Your soul mate waits for you somewhere.
  28. Focus on job and wellness.
  29. An Aries will soon play an exciting role in your life.
  30. Your Spiritual antennae will guide your actions.
  31. Ask only for what you really need, and you shall receive.
  32. A friendly Taurus will help you.
  33. Deception is indicated so beware.
  34. Accounting issues will soon be resolved.
  35. Questions concerning inheritance may arise soon.
  36. Good news is coming your way.
  37. Bills will be paid, obligations will be met.
  38. You’ll be aware of your own worth, which is plenty.
  39. A visitor compliments you on your home.
  40. This Lunar Phase opens the door to job promotion.
  41. You will soon receive a reward that you can share with others.
  42. Keep your day’s plans very flexible.
  43. Take charge of your love relationships.
  44. An Aries interferes in your personal or business life.

I reserve the right to add to these, take some out, or just plain change them as I see fit — they are not fully edited and proofed, but when they are, they’ll go into the [ONTAG] section of my .ini file, along with a selector that chooses only one of those, hopefully at near-total random, thus creating the world’s first no-bullshit horoscope reading.

The reading tag activates both the onscreen text and the voice byte audio file.

I hope you appreciate this effort — it’s a helluva big job, and I’m doing it, knowing full-well that there are a billion or more online horoscope readings available for free — in some cases, they may even pay you to obtain a reading, and it’s all supposed to fit on the shoe-phone or something.

Cell phone, smart phone, shoe phone, princess lighted dial pink phone — you tell me the difference and I’ll smile.

So the result is, I’m doing in a brand-new 3D virtual world, your very own astrology parlor that YOU could easily share screen and sound, and therefore run on ZOOM for the benefit of others!

Give it a try, coming soon, at only $3.99 on goddgames.com — E.J. Gold’s “My Daily Horoscope” Orb.

It’s something that I made for those interested in working as a a guide or coach, which is very rewarding in Merit, which is what you’re trying to earn so you can get your ass permanently off this Bullshit Fascist Planet.