Make Millions in Art

Even if you’ve never thought about becoming an art dealer, you would probably benefit greatly from the effort.

It’s no longer a privileged-class thing to be a high-class fine art dealer.

  1. NO GALLERY NEEDED — You don’t even need a website, just a listing on some selling page, and there’s no storage fees, shop insurance, security guards, nothing.
  2. YOU DON’T HAVE TO KNOW HOW TO SELL. — The art sells itself.
  3. ALL THE WORK IS DONE FOR YOU and I even include the info you need for your online listing, just copy & paste.
  4. YOU DON’T EVER NEED TO OWN THE PIECE YOU’RE SELLING — You never own it, just broker it, take the order, we bill the customer, ship to you, and split the profit.
  5. YOU DON’T NEED TO KNOW YOUR CUSTOMER — I know full-well that you don’t rub noses, elbows or shoulders with any millionaires, nor would you want to. On the internet, it’s all about the base, meaning your adept handling of your gallery on social media platforms.
  6. ART SALES ARE A GREAT WAY OUT OF THE GHETTO — Everyone’s in a ghetto, even the very rich.
  7. YOU DON’T HAVE TO BE AN ART EXPERT — In fact, it’s a liability. The stupider you look, the more likely there will be a sale. Watch the bargaining in those TV shows and see how it’s done these days … and 99% of it will be on a cell-phone on the internet.
  8. ALL YOUR BACKGROUND WORK IS DONE FOR YOU — You get a complete background on the artist, the artist’s impact, and on that particular piece.
  9. IT’S NO HARDER TO SELL — Everything’s hard to sell, especially at first, when you’re just starting out, but any serious salesperson will agree that once you learn to sell something steadily, you can sell anything.
  10. IT’S FUN — There’s no more fun profession than art dealer. You play the part of detective when searching for the piece and testing its authenticity, and you play the part of friend and advisor when you introduce an interesting artwork to the public.
  11. BIG PROFITS – You risk nothing for big gains. Don’t want the money? Then give it to charity.
  12. GUARANTEED AUTHENTIC – Every painting comes directly to you from the artist.
  13. ESTABLISHED PRICES – The market for these paintings is well-established over a period of more than five decades.
  14. LISTED ARTIST – You are selling guaranteed authentic artwork by a Listed American Artist, and any art expert would be able to authenticate and price from the records of bonafide auction and gallery sales.
  15. THESE ARE LARGE – Stage-sized HUGE original architectural paintings on canvas, all of which have been on public exhibition in famous art venues such as Mondavi Center and most jazz venues on the West Coast.
  16. LINKED WITH FAMOUS PERFORMERS – Many of these paintings were photographed behind the leading jazz performers of the day, and some have appeared in print as the covers of jazz magazines.
  17. YOU DON’T SELL – You list. The difference is clear.

There are a bunch more reasons why you should do this, but the most compelling of all, I would think, is that you suddenly have millions of dollars of inventory available to you at wholesale, and you needn’t spend a penny to get there.

Okay, time to get them canvases reefed and sold!

See You At The Top!

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