Is Trump Really God?

If Trump is, indeed — as he now claims aloud — God or the Son of God or both, it turns out that God is a very nasty fellow who produced humans that Christians hate and fear, and I guess that’s us.

There has always raged a war, sometimes shooting and sometimes not, but never peaceful, between the Eggheads and the Dum-Dums.

I don’t mean educated and uneducated. Stupid has nothing to do with education. People are born stupid, they don’t get trained as stupid, except, of course, at school or work.

You might not know which is the nearest star — that’d be the Sun — or how many moons go around Earth, or whether the Earth is flat or round, or if the 2020 election was rigged or not, but you can easily be stupid and yet very well-educated in the ordinary sense.

Railing against the machine is useless. Your vote will not count this year, because win or lose, we go to a shooting war, until the Russians parachute in to “save America”.

If you’ve read my book on the subject, you’ll already know that all those crazy things I predicted have come true as of April Fool’s Day of 2024.

If I’ve got my dates right, we ought to be living in a dictatorship already, and perhaps we are. There’s a Darkside Theory that Biden and Trump are in it together, and they plan to divide up Mexico and Canada when the shooting’s over.

Trump still wants Greenland, but that’s only because he hasn’t been there. One single second standing outside the aircraft at Thule, Greenland will convince you to stay away and never return.

It’s Iceland that’s pleasant and Green. Greenland is icy and white. Even a parka won’t help — you have to take your breath in carefully and slowly. Running and jumping are out of the question.

Gosh, I’m just going on and on. I know that nothing will help, no cavalry is on the way, and no number of voters is going to be enough to still that whining voice claiming victimhood and victory both at the same time.

Forget that stuff. Let’s enjoy the day.

See You At The Top!!!

gorby