I sure don’t want to talk about rape; it makes me uncomfortable and even uncustomarily angry, although I know the animal instincts that cause it and the social conditioning that encourages it and makes it the most common criminal act in our society. Please read on, even if it makes you uncomfortable.
Time was, if you wanted to create an Affirmation, Prayer, Blessing, Visualization, Purpose or Goal, you had to figure out how to do it or find a book somewhere that told you how. These days, you can find stuff on the internet but because everyone’s a publisher, there are no filters on the information, so there’s a lot more crap out there than there used to be. With Prosperity Path, all the stuff you’d have to learn over a period of three decades or more is automatically done for you as you pass through the Orb. All you have to do is motivate yourself through, like a self-propelled, but otherwise automatic car-wash.
Human Rebirth — yes, it’s an issue. You don’t want to slip down into animal rebirths, but you might if you don’t take immediate and powerful steps to avoid it. Human Rebirth is far better than animal rebirth, and it’s only a 99 cent download fee to “Payloads”. Normally, if you attend a Black, Yellow, Blue or Red Hat Ceremony for the same purpose, it’s a whalloping $35 initiation fee, and you have to sit in a crowd of several thousand to get the million-dollar discount. Human Rebirth Insurance offers one the opportunity to work out In-Game Personal and Team Karma, to do work for others, and to perform higher orders of tasks and good works within the Scope of The Great Work, but don’t take my word for it, check it out with your local gurus, then download “Human Rebirth”. Life as a Dog? Who needs a biscuit? Human Rebirth Insurance is 100% Guaranteed! Present the Orb in your Next Life for your very own complimentary Free Download of “My Rebirth Sucked”, if unsatisfied with results. If it really sucked, and you end up as a dog, you get a lifetime supply of Alpo.
See You At The Top!!!
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After the Launching Party this past weekend for Prosperity Path Oracle Orbs, we’ve received dozens of emails thanking us for “the best weekend I’ve ever spent” or some variant thereof. I’m thrilled that folks are getting benefit from Prosperity Path, but remember, there’s a trick to make it work better: do it for someone else. There’s nothing more powerful to boost your positive Karma than the Way of Service. Usually, it’s hard to get into the Way of Service and it generally requires years of training. Not so, with the advent of Prosperity Path.
Amy’s Inner Beauty Radiance Refresher, Amy’s Inner Beauty Radiance Goddess and Amy’s Inner Beauty Radiance Makeover — packaged and customized for your Beauty Shop!!! Inspired by my friend Amy Hotchkiss, manager of Sam’s Beauty Supply, you can place these fab personal inner makeovers in front of your hair & nails customers and watch their stresses and miseries fade away. Continue reading
Hair, Nails, Body & Face. Those are the main attractions women have for men; most women are only too aware that men are attracted to body parts, not the whole woman, and they work hard to maintain those vital areas. Nowhere on this planet can you get a non-surgical wrinkle-remover, cleavage enhancer, butt firmer and age-reducer that works from inside out — so I made one and offer it to you as a sheer fun item. It’s a Remedy Orb that helps the Essential Self reveal itself and its radiance. True Beauty comes from within. You can feel it. If you subscribe to that truth — and I certainly do — then my newest creations, Inner Beauty Refresher, Inner Beauty Radiant Goddess and Inner Beauty Instant Makeover will appeal to you, and you will appeal even more, to your rave fave boy toy. Watch for the Inner Beauty Orbs, coming soon to a download page near you!!! Don’t expect results, expect miracles!!!
See You At The Top!!!
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What a practical joke that would be, eh? But no, he’s just real excited to hear that someone has decided to ask him for help in setting up their email account, and a client called asking him if he could teach a seminar on basic computer skills this weekend.
Uncle Claude demo-ing orbs to a group of new coaches at Prosperity Path workshop
“Which Orb Should I Run???” Boy, is that a good question. It depends upon a lot of things. There’s just enough room here to enumerate three compelling arguments:
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I’ve asked Dick to make the textbox transparent on the Oracle Class Orbs, and to lower it so we can see the heads of the Oracles we consult; he has done so, and I’m testing it now in anticipation of the arrival of folks for this year’s KarmaCon. I forgot which number this is…lemme do the calculation here…(reaches on desk for Vintage Radio Shack Dual-Powered Solar*Battery 10-Digit Calculator of Unknown Age)…ah, yes…here it is…this is it…yes…according to my ancient calculator, it comes out to exactly 41 years since the first KarmaCon at Red House, 23773 Skyline Drive, Crestline, CA, in 1971. Ah, that first group, 75 of us living in a 100 year old ski resort built by Jack London. You might wonder what it was like then…like then…like then…(RIPPLE EFFECT: FLASHBACK: MUSIC UP)
What is an Oracle? Actually, quite literally, it is an eye into the unseen, whether past, present or future. It’s just another way of seeing; in this case, seeing with different eyes. I’ll explain: