I hesitate to sign the name I first assumed when I landed on Earth. My UFO crashed, as you probably already know if we’ve met and you asked me about the antennae that extend, from time to time, out the top of my head. My first identity, which I thought blended perfectly with the environment of the time was “Joe Green”. These days it would’ve been perfect, but to the Sumerians, it didn’t make any sense, and they weren’t into Italian opera. Anyhow, so many folks have asked me this, I might as well give a straight answer: