Follow Me and Live Forever!

That’s the kind of #ClickBait or #SuckerBaitButton I’d put out there once my follower index reached at least a few thousand over a million, so the “unfollows” will not take you down below the million follower mark.

One million followers translates to money. Merely by selling your followers down the river, marketing-wise, you can generate a whole hell of a lot of bitcoins, with which you could retire to Switzerland and live the rest of your life in hiding — which, if you’re a natural recluse, could be a big win/win for everyone.

You’re out of the way, and they’re out of yours.

The whole meaning of life thing is really, terribly simple. There isn’t any big deal to it, nothing to learn, nothing to master, nothing to dig into or make efforts about — it’s just a simple click of a button or tap of the fingertip on the “follow” button on my InstaGram account. Continue reading