Goodbye, America!

The Purges have begun. Everyone who has been critical of Trump will be rounded up and taken to the wall, and I don’t mean the one the Mexicans paid for, and I’ll be among them for a variety of offenses including my latest book, “Trump is a Four-Letter Word”, and my Protest Songbook, Protest CD album and of course my annoying videogames that make fun of Trump and his allies.

I’ll be taken down along with Joan Baez for singing “Nasty Man”, and I’ve no doubt that John Lithgow will be taken away kicking and screaming for having written and published the book, “Dumpty”, a New York Times Bestseller that was presented to me by Dick and Pat — they found it at the Bookseller in town.

The said “Dumpty” is funny as hell, or it would be if it weren’t describing a dictatorship in the making.

It’s a nicely bound hardcover which has within its hallowed halls such treasures as The Mortification of Elliot Broidy, The Walrus and the Kleptocrat, Jared & Mohammed and much, much more, all of which are well-constructed and well thought-out poetic criticisms of the Mad King Trump the IIIrd, no relation to Mad King George except the outright lunacy and disregard for people.

Will Trump be stopped? Yes, he will. I have it on good authority that eventually, he WILL be stopped. The key word there is “eventually”. Don’t hold your breath. Continue reading

A New Use For Old Coins

Grading thousands of coins every night to make my Quantum Boxes.

Yeah, I’ve got a whole new product in my hands tonight — A guaranteed authentic 100-year-old VERY VINTAGE U.S. 1920 Lincoln Penny sealed into a protective acrylic capsule which is then mounted on a tiny papier-mache box to make a small and intricately designed “Trinkets & Treasures Box” or what is commonly called a “Memory Box”.

You’d keep small personal items that belonged to a person, place or time in there, which creates a powerful bond with the space-time config that is the source of the memorabilia. Continue reading

Holiday Vacation is Over!

Our Dear Little Buttercup says it all: “Your Pet Will Love You For This!” She hopes that every pet will have their very own Pet Particle someday soon!

This small but powerful collar-tag charm contains an entire 3-D virtual world in which positive affirmations are going on all the time, along with the quantum mechanics necessary to maintain telepathic communication between you and your pet or pets. Continue reading

Orbs – New Releases

I’m preparing a run of CLEANSING RADIATION Orbs that match the intentions of the REMEDY Orbs, but that work a whole lot more thoroughly, thanks to the Scrubber Effect and a bunch of new CR –that’s “Cleansing Radiations” — operations.

In short, it’s a LOT more active and the general effect is a LOT better, so try them for FREE on youtube, where I’ll be loading them up.

If you view them on youtube, not only are they totally FREE, but you can see them on your cellphone, and that means you can direct others to look on their cellphones and see the same thing!

If they’re viewed as youtube videos, there’s no download, no install, no nothing’ — just view it and another and another until the PLAYLIST string runs out, which is never. Continue reading

Cleansing Radiations

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SFJLXFbrJyc

I’m making a series of PASSIVELY ACTIVE Cleansing Radiation Orbs, starting with Karma Wash, seen here, and tonight I’m starting to work on Cleansing Radations: Fear Reduction, which I think is very needed in this Age of Trump, especially if you’re among ANY minority, and that goes double if you’re also a progressive liberal pinko commie sympathizer, which is the standard set by Joe McCarthy to which all Senators must now pay obeisance.

Yes, obeisance. Related to fealty, don’t ya know??? This whole subject of swearing fealty is coming back with a vengeance, especially with a totally transactional group of assholes in charge of Washington’s what is laughingly called “government”. Thank the Gods we don’t get as much government as we pay for.

The current theory of government is to give all the power to Moscow Mitch McConnell, and to destroy the lives of children — not just separating immigrant kids from parents at the border, but brutally attacking the children of political rivals, including Hunter Biden and Baron Trump, of whom it has been said that you can name him Baron, but you can’t make him one.

I noted a particularly dirty moment yesterday, when the Evil Countess Donnie Trump attacked a climate change activist, as a matter of fact, a minor, a 16 year old girl, but this is not the first time he’s done that, I’m sure. Continue reading

Beta-Blocking with D2

This idea for a Comedy Video Game could become an instant viral hit.

WIPE OUT TRUMPISM!

Yes, you can totally and completely wipe out any vestige of the existence of Trump simply by using Diablo 2 as a meditative field of concentration, mindfulness and effective iron-age combat skills plus a seriously developed sense of winning battle strategies.

I view D2 not only as a learning field and skill developing area but also a way of immersing yourself in another completely different world, a world in which Trump and Trumpians simply don’t exist, and if they did, they wouldn’t last long among the other dungeon monsters.

I make money from Trump. He feeds my comedy needs and keeps my blogs interesting, just because the guy is dangerous enough to get your full attention, like someone with their hands around your most delicate body-parts.

Let’s be perfectly clear here — I am not a “nevertrumper” — never heard of Trump before he was elected — nor am I a Trump-Hater, although it’s hard not to be, due to his incessant need to have his branded name in the news cycle every single day.

It’s reminiscent of the constant blaring of loudspeakers in countries which have fallen to dictators, talking constantly about their “Beloved Great Leader”, usually just another dumb shmuck with a talent for mass murder and some friends in high places, generally along the lines of some religious fanatics who feel the need to control everyone and make them all either be exactly like them, or push up daisies.

Generally, as is the case with wise-ass standup comics like myself, the case for daisies is easy to make. I have to have SOME frigging escape from the Mad King of Amerika, and D2 is my first choice.

I am highly skilled at very deep levels of meditation and mentation, but nothing works against Trump, Trumpies and Trumpism as well as Diablo 2.

Keep in mind that you’re battling the forces of Hell and that the demons are out there, more or less the entire GOP, and they’re busily swarming and devouring the wheat all over the world, and there are zombies and hate-filled vermin everywhere, and all you’ve got to stop them when you first get into the world of Diablo 2 is the equivalent of a fist-axe or a blunt instrument resembling a lead pipe. Continue reading

Take it and Stuff It!!!

You heard me, take it and stuff it. What that means is, create a living virtual world and stuff it into a wearable item, such as a pendant, keychain or wallet card, then carry it around with you — it’s working all of the  time.

You can stuff absolutely anything in there in virtual world format — this means that you can create not only objects, but action cycles and events, and have them continuously perform throughout the day and night.

Your Avatar is always in there, and you’re always in contact with it. The results of your virtual world spill over into the actual world in which you currently have your habitation — you know — where you live.

So I’ve created software which includes not only the TEXT and COMPLETE COLOR GRAPHICS of the ABD and related books and talks and videos, but within that system you’ll be able to actually walk through the Bardos day by day, getting my readings of the appropriate passages for those regions. Continue reading

Beta Blockers to Block

The Atlantean Crystal Triad is one powerful way to block incoming Trumpism.

You need an actual way to BLOCK the what-we-used-to-call “Mothers” in Washington and elsewhere who are trying their level best to destroy what’s left of our Democracy and at the same time put all the non-whites and non-Christians into a stockyard where they can be put to work rebuilding the roads on which American tanks can tread.

Same plan that Hitler cooked up, and it only works for the life of the dictator, then everything rolls back to where it was before or slightly worse, but not for the upper classes.

Speaking of Upper Classes, let’s talk about Beta Blockers. What IS a Beta Blocker? Continue reading

Saturday Clinic

Yep, today, this very morning as is, we will be workshopping in the SPIRITUAL GAMING mode, and I’ll be showing a sample of how to build in the GoDD™ Engine and how to get into and conduct yourself well within the Bardo Safari training system on the D2 platform.

You can expect closeup screenshots of the mapping and all the technical stuff I do to make the maps for the GoDD™ Engine, and you’ll hear from Claude on what he brings to the table in the GoDD™ Engine.

Look, there’s very little prospect of a good life out in the world these days. The Body Plane is pretty chaotic and downright dangerous for folks who aren’t strictly white Christian stock, and that’s a fact, and it doesn’t matter who’s doing it — you just gotta get outta da way, or get steamrollered into the pavement.

You need a way off of Planet Trump as often as possible, and that’s one of the things I’m offering today — actually, several ways off the planet that don’t involve mayhem and personal risk. Continue reading