Here are a few examples of advertising copy writing. Copy is written always to a specific and very exact and very boring set of rules, called the “PAS” functions — Problem, Agitate, Solve. Basically set up a problem, deepen the problem and then offer a solution.
This is the very basic structure of all advertising copy. You have to get their interest first, and the thing they’re most interested in is themselves.
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Well, that’s all the news from Mount Idy, folks — gotta run, morning show in just a few minoots, breakfast first. Hope to see you there, and also at the LIVE music show at 4pm today.
See You At The Top!!!