https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DYsbp7FqTcQ
Well, this video sure proves that you never have to set foot in a subway station in order to be a subway busker on youtube. Merely set up a studio shot and sit there and busk away!
Now, if you put up a subway or street or library busking video, you’ll want to put up a whole bunch of them, in strange conditions and odd places, but mostly you’ll want a big bunch of people grooving and wigging out to your musical gig, right?
Okay, so how best to arrange a FLASH MOB EFFECT?
Simple solution would be to grab some crowd footage off another video, but that would be cheating — or would it?
How about just replicating yourself all over the screen? This would have the general effect of mayhem and street action, without the necessity of ever getting your feet on the ground.
Of course, you could choose the solution I have selected, which is to ignore the entire subject and just sit there in denial, like our fearless leaders have been doing lately — it’s all the rage these days, deny, deny, deny.
On the other hand, you might have some legit vids to share, and you want to make sure you get the fullest possible outcome, the widest possible audience, so you want a title that will make your video stand out. How about something like this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2G4rhVLC05E
There’s no goddam binaural beats in there, at least not by intention or by design, but if you fail to put “binaural beats” in any of your drum shit, you’re doomed to low numbers for the rest of your youtube career.
What you’re after here is total domination of a subject, as broad a subject as possible, and as widely searched as possible, yet your video must “go shitly”, a Post-Trumpian term meaning “float to the top like shit”.
Of course shit isn’t the only thing that floats. Ivory Soap does, too.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qcNNuZjMQRw
Emotion sells, and on youtube doubly so. If you’re selling meditation, healing, relaxation, self-knowledge, self-esteem, life repair, higher guidance and such, you’ll definitely want to press that “emotional meditation” button again and again. It never fails.
Believe me on this – it’s sort of like taking out an American flag and waving it about onstage in front of a mob of American tourists anywhere abroad.
Most Americans prefer to stay in American hotels. If you know why this is, you have a good chance to win the youtube popularity contest that’s being waged right now in front of your face.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LqHujqa5v0w
Feeling sort of Out of Body today? Well, this is the video just for you, but the whole idea is to show you how YOU can do the same or similar or your very own version of whatever it is.
See You At The Top!!!
gorby