Mike Pence’s Dancing Fly

October 8, 2020Uncategorizeddancingfly, ejgold, fly, gorby, gorebagg, jal, mkepence, pencesfly, reincarnationgorebagg

If you made yourself watch the VP Debate last night, you’ll know what I mean when I say that the fly that landed on Mike Pence’s head and kept landing on it and dancing on his ever-thinning hair was the most exciting and informative part of the show, and I do mean “show”.

It was comical to see both candidates trying not to answer the toughies while attacking full-on and dodging oncoming slings and arrows of outrageous fortune, to coin a phrase.

Most folks have no way of knowing this, but Trixie Drosphilia, Mike Pence’s famous dancing fly is a personal friend and, as a matter of fact, I was her personal dance trainer for the film “Flies In My Soup”, which featured Harry the Termite and his band of renown.

I did some of the choreography for these first trial balloon videos for youtube featuring Trixie, who can dance ballet, concert-modern, flamenco and just about every modern dance you can name.

I’m up on all the latest dances, even hippity-hop. Yessir, you won’t catch me napping in the dance department.

I’ve even got her trained to perform ancient ritual sacred dances, which I’ll be posting soon enough, believe me. I’m braced for the complaints already, and I’m quite prepared to toss out any ballots I don’t like.

Oh, no, sorry, that’s not me talking there — for a moment, I started to channel Donald Trump — actually, the ghost of Donald Trump through a spiritual channel to which I never subscribed.

I don’t know how I got on their spam list, but there it is in a nutshell — I have dozens of FAXL albums and nobody to whom to send them — are you interested in geezer band music?

So, like I said in the virtual Ashram, I have about a hundred different avatar suits which happen to include several insects, one of which is a giant fly, and that’s the costume I wear for the dance videos. Continue reading →

Open Letter to Kasie Hunt at MSNBC

October 7, 2020Uncategorizedejgold, gorby, gorebagg, jal, kasiehunt, kchunt, learning, reincarnation, sidehustles, stayathome, teachinggorebagg

An Open Letter to “Kasie” Hunt:

Day before yesterday, Kasie Hunt personally invited me, right there on her “Way Too Early” morning show, to email her and tell her why I’m up this early — right now, her show is just starting — I’m missing part of it because I came out here to the office to get this up on my blog page, and here it is:

Hunt. Your last name is “Hunt”. I only mention it, because there was rampant speculation that, after your “D.C.” program, nobody knows your last name. Well, in at least one case, that’s not true.
Now that we’ve got that over with, Hi, Kasie!
Like the London gardener in “Beyond the Fringe”, I’m always up around nine-ish, planting oats and carrots for the night-fighters. I’m a writer, artist, jazz musician and teacher of all those and more, and have always been a night-worker, the kind you don’t see in the shadows. I burn the Midnight Oil — always have, always will. Continue reading →

Who is Jack Aiello?

October 3, 2020Uncategorizedcomedy, ejgold, funny, gorby, gorebagg, humor, impressionist, jack aiello, jal, reincarnationgorebagg

I think you’re in for a few minutes of solid laughs here — I can’t imagine anyone getting through it without at least one break in the squalor of daily life.

The kid is amazing — he has a lot of talent, and clearly can break out of just the one gag.

That’s it for now — just wanted to share these unique comedy moments with you.

See You At The Top!!!

gorby

Donald Trump has the Virus

October 2, 2020Uncategorizeddonaldhasvirus, ejgold, flotus, gorby, gorebagg, has virus, jal, potus, reincarnation, trumpcovid, trumphasvirusgorebagg

The FIRST October Surprise is Here!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EXRBFWi1lHM

FIRST VERSE:

Donald Trump has the virus, Melania, too.

I know how I feel about this. How about you???

I’ve never wished anyone to get covid 19,

But just in this one single case — well, you know what I mean.

SECOND VERSE:

I had hopes that Biden would handle this guy,

But here is a new hope that fell from the sky.

I hope they live through it but get super-sick,

Melania deserves it, and so does that prick.

THIRD VERSE:

Let this be a warning, that this is no joke,

Whomever thinks that the virus is a Democratic hoax,

You really can’t fool us with fake legislature,

You can’t fool all the people all the time,

and it’s not nice to fool Mother Nature.

FOURTH VERSE:

There’s more to this world, than Donald can know,

There’s spirit and kindness, and the Devil below.

Let Trump and his enablers, heed this advice,

You’d better be good, and you’d better be nice (Ho, Ho, Ho!)

CHORUS:

It’s all about the Mask – and the distance – and the washing,

It’s all about the Mask,

All about the Mask, yeah,

You’d better wear a Mask.

Want to Scream???

October 1, 2020Uncategorizedarmor, battle, characterclass, closecombat, combat, ej gold, gamer, games, gaming, gorby, gorebagg, handtohand, jal, military, reincarnation, teamfortress, weaponsgorebagg

EJ with no lethal weapons other than hands, feet, elbows, knees and head.

You probably feel like you want to scream nonstop, just scream at the top of your lungs or louder, “STOP IT! JUST STOP IT! GODDAM IT, I SAID F*CKING STOP IT!!!!!!!!” Continue reading →

Feel The Freedom!

September 28, 2020Uncategorizedclaudionaranjo, clinic, conference, ejgold, enlightenment, gorby, gorebagg, jal, johnlilly, ramdass, reincarnation, robertantonwilson, tarthangtulkurinpoche, timothyleary, webinar, workshopgorebagg

EJ Gold and Robert Anton Wilson talk about Enlightenment at a conference.

What is Enlightenment? Getting lighter. That means less weight on your shoulders, but it also means more light in your life, meaning higher vibrations of sound, which is, of course, light. Continue reading →

Game Over

September 24, 2020Uncategorizedamerika, dictator, ej gold, election, gorby, gorebagg, jal, politics, reincarnation, stealtheelection, trumpgorebagg

Trump gives himself plenty of permission to express rage, like Hitler did.

EVERYTHING I’M SAYING ON THIS PAGE IS A MATTER OF PUBLIC RECORD!

Here are Trump’s actual words FROM LAST NIGHT: “There won’t be any transition of power, just a continuation of power. We’ll just throw out the ballots.”

In uttering that phrase, he instantly stole the election. It’s done. It’s over. Period. Continue reading →

An Open Letter to Chuck Schumer

September 23, 2020Uncategorizedgorebagg

Left to Right: Bob Silverberg, van der Poel, Horace L. Gold, E.J. Gold

Hi, Chuck,
First off the bat, thank you for your service. I know how tough and dangerous it is even without a Mad King George in control. I don’t ever write letters — this is my second email in over two decades. I’m very, very retired.
I hope you’ll pardon the familiarity, but I feel that you are a friend, and I for one am glad you’re on the front lines of this battle, because it’s going to be literally the battle of the century — most of my family was lost in the First Holocaust and, yes, I’m expecting another one real soon now, if Trump’s followers have their way — let’s hope not. Continue reading →

Don’t Walk, Run!!!

September 22, 2020Uncategorizedandywarhol, ejgold, election, electoral, gorby, gorebagg, jal, reincarnation, sciencefiction, trump, trumpies, washingtongorebagg

You can’t change a single vote, and you’re stuck with whatever happens, because we’re all locked into the United States. Thanks to Trump and his Asshole Minions, they don’t want us in their shithole country.

He’s really done us proper, and he’ll pay the penalty at the ballot box, but he’s going to cheat, so the election really doesn’t matter.

Long live President Pelosi, but I digress. There’s a bad smell coming out of Washington, and I’m afraid it’s mirrored almost everywhere these days.

It’s time for the War Cycle again, sigh. This happens every single time, and I try to warn folks, but they can’t help it — they’re stuck in the bot brain.

Let’s review the situation: Continue reading →

Fairness, Freedom & Fear

September 21, 2020Uncategorizedejgold, fairness, fairplay, gorby, gorebagg, jal, reincarnation, teamfortress, teammwork, tf2, voicesgorebagg

My platforms is simple: kill everything and leave no witnesses.

Freakout time it is, and as they say, “It is what it is.”

The Republicans just can’t seem to play fair, can’t win without cheating, and they’re stacking ALL the courts, so a Jew or anyone else “of color” can’t get a fair trial nohow.

In video gaming, it’s all about fair, but that doesn’t seem to count for much among the very rich, very privileged and very white.

I’m not white — I’m Jewish. Don’t ask how that computes — you’d have to be an ignorant, uneducated and intolerant racist to appreciate it. Continue reading →