Fairness, Freedom & Fear

My platforms is simple: kill everything and leave no witnesses.

Freakout time it is, and as they say, “It is what it is.”

The Republicans just can’t seem to play fair, can’t win without cheating, and they’re stacking ALL the courts, so a Jew or anyone else “of color” can’t get a fair trial nohow.

In video gaming, it’s all about fair, but that doesn’t seem to count for much among the very rich, very privileged and very white.

I’m not white — I’m Jewish. Don’t ask how that computes — you’d have to be an ignorant, uneducated and intolerant racist to appreciate it. Continue reading

10 Best Weapons For Today

You will surely need a “best” weapon in these trying times, what with the Reds and Blues both trying to dominate the system, and only one side can win, as you know — right after you hear “You’ve Failed” in your dead mother’s voice, the winning team will jump over to your safe zone and wipe out every last one of the losers, even in your spawning space.

Not only is it humiliating, it takes up extra time that could be spent hiding. But that IS the tradition, except in CTF Two Forts, of course. In that case, after the third successful run on either side, the counter resets itself. Continue reading

We Will Bonk You!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P1sf0PvLCgg&feature=youtu.be

This is just one of over 300 new thumbnails featuring Team Fortress 2 gameplay screenshots, taken over a period of some 8 years, mostly with the eGO clan. The video has so far achieved 4,974 views, and counting.  When I play a Scout, I typically use the mackerel to finish off folks — it takes a double hit to kill, and at the same time to grab the INTEL and run through an entire enemy team to capture it. The above screenshot shows what happens when two BLUE TEAM hide in my base and I’m running the Intel to cap — I just gotta fish-kill them both, as I did here, with the help of sexystudman, the Intel Room Engie at the time. Oh, did I mention that you can click this button to play it? I recommend clicking on the TITLE, so you’ll go into youtube and register as a view and a like and a comment and a share, right??? Continue reading

King & Queen Sewer Rampage

http://youtu.be/8Mx6ImKpqng

Just happened to run into Coupon King & Queen and as luck would have it, I’d forgotten to disable my FRAPS, so was playing into the wind, so to speak, creating my own torpid and turgid lag. I blundered into this sewer action and thought, “What the hell??? Why not?” So I did a FRAPS vid of it and here it is. They are legendary and deservedly so; King actually survived that surprise Uber attack from behind!!! Check out his artful dodging! Party on, dudes, see you in-game!!!