Who the Heck is Xipe-Totec???

August 27, 2012Uncategorizedbardo, coaching, game, gamer, games, god, goddess, prosperity, reincarnation, remedy, shaman, totecgorebagg

Who is Xipe-Totec, you ask? Sure, he’s the God of Thunder, demi-god of this and that, but forget about all that stuff; it’s just how he makes his living. What really counts is that he’s my best buddy from the Old Days back in the Southwest of Nirvana, when men were men and sheep were nervous. We used to knock around; he played a mean, fast-paced stickball and stoop-ball, and he won every bottle-top derby ever run. He was a sidewalk champion, and that’s saying a lot. The six-gun packed a whallop and it could hit a fried bean at fifty paces, but most gun battles were at close range, anywhere from belly-to-belly all the up to an average of four feet apart.

I hope this clears up some questions you’ve been having about western gunfights in the territories. See You At The Top!!!

gorby

But Seriously, Folks…

August 27, 2012Uncategorizedcomedygorebagg

Well, it happened again; that same strange phenomenon that we take so much for granted in our daily lives that we don’t notice it anymore, although we did when we were younger, fresher, more interested in the world and more exploratory. As we age, we stop exploring and begin to reject newness, oddness, differentness. This is called “nature”. It’s part of the survival mechanism and can’t be stopped, thwarted or re-wired, so learn to live with it as long as you’re wandering about inside an organic body, especially these bizarre hairless apes calling themselves “humans”. I’ve seen humans; they’re kind, considerate, hard-working and respectful of each other and of their planet. These are not anything like humans on this particular Earth. All biological life resists change. Re-origin yourself to “not organic life” and from that viewpoint, you’ll see that change is good, change is your friend, especially if you happen to be a Shape-Shifter like yourself.

See You At The Top!!!

gorby

What is Heaven Really Like?

August 27, 2012Uncategorizedheavengorebagg

What is Heaven really like? You’ll have a chance to find out in my Heaven Orb as soon as it’s ready for Prime Time; at the moment, it’s … it’s … well, actually,

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Last of the Great Summer of Love Essential Oils

August 27, 2012Uncategorizedaroma, aromatics, essential, oil, perfumegorebagg

With co-star Bethel Leslie in 1968, courtesy Universal Studios, used with permission.

Okay … here’s what I have available, all of them are in small vials with metal trim as shown on the ICW last weekend. The vial alone is $30, if I remember rightly. I bought a few of them, period. By the way, if you don’t currently attend the ICW LIVE online or even know about the Inner Circle Workshops, I personally invite you to find out about them and attend them. You’ll get all the info you need for your very own Personalized Prosperity Path. Essential Oils??? Oh, yeah…Essential Oils… Okay, here goes:

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Additional Oracle Orbs

August 27, 2012Uncategorizedbarbette, christmas, jesus, moses, santagorebagg

Gandhi, Solomon, Moses, Cleopatra, King Tut, Diogenes and of course, the Pythia of Delphi, which is the one I’m currently working on, along with Christmas, Santa (slightly different), Kwanzaa, Chanukah, My Teddy Bear, Guardian Angel, Forest Fairy, Elf Queen, Amazon, Herman the Barbarian, and Barbette the Beauty Oracle, for the Christmas Rush. I’ve got even more Holiday Cheer in store for you!!! Great stocking stuffers, they can be delivered by email as a gift package!!! Stay tuned for more! See You At The Top!!! — gorby

Get Some Higher Help!!!

August 26, 2012Uncategorizedentities, entity, god, goddess, miraclegorebagg

Here’s what I’ve got going so far in the Oracle Department. I’m working on these Orbs night and day, trying to finish the most critical ones for next week’s convention. Here they are, not necessarily in any order of appearance… click to read more….

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You’re On The Wrong Track!!!

August 26, 2012Uncategorizedgorebagg

World’s Smallest Violin playing “Hearts & Flowers” for the U.S. Economy & Jobs.

You are on the wrong track, and I wanted to make sure you heard the “alert” signal that told you so. I’ll explain:

In Washington, politicians are thoroughly prepared to scuttle the U.S. economy by not handling the budget crisis now; they intend to wait until after the election. Of course, by that time, the economy will have slid down another few points and the unemployment rate will be over 10%, but they don’t care. They know that they can lie and get away with it, because the public will pay anyone whatever they demand if they’ll handle the difficult stuff, and they do, and the price is very high, indeed.

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Eternal Life Guaranteed 100%

August 25, 2012Uncategorizedgorebagg

Yes, Eternal Life. Here’s how:

In the Quantum Universe, there is no time. Things behave according to what will happen as much as to what is happening now and what happened “before”. Once it exists, it exists for all time; in an Infinite Universe, which this is, one of many such Infinite Universes stacked upon each other and within each other and beside each other times Infinity. Any number that is more than zero times infinity equals infinity. Here’s the math:

Infinity(1)=infinity

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Oracles for a New Earth

August 25, 2012Uncategorizedgorebagg

I am introducing a powerful new tool; a LIVE-ACTION 3-D full-immersion experience with the Oracle of Your Choice; at the moment, the choices are:

Pagan: Apollo, Isis, Helen of Troy, Thoth, Delphi, Pan, Sappho, Diana, Astarte, Inanna.

Biblical: Gabriel, Michael, Our Lady of Lourdes, Buddha, Jesus, Blessed Virgin Mary, Joan of Arc and, just for the kids in all of us, Santa Claus!!!

I had the idea that, as stunningly beautiful CD issues, they would make incredible and unusual stocking-stuffers and love-offerings; in short, they would go like hot-cakes at the register of any gift shop or boutique counter.

Keep Them Cards & Letters Comin’!!!

August 24, 2012Uncategorizedsuccessgorebagg

We read some emails this morning at breakfast, letters from folks who have had amazing results with Prosperity Path; it’s wonderful to hear that someone who has been out of work for two years suddenly, immediately after running Prosperity, is called back to work by the company that had laid him off two years ago, and that he’s now earning $1,000 bucks a week!!! Right on! That’s the kind of success story I love to hear! Keep ’em comin’!!! Just finished Helen of Troy, a “Life Reading Oracle Class” Orb I think you’re gonna love. On da way ta lunch, then testing and coaching all the rest of the day.

See You At The Top!!!

gorby