Don’t Just Be a God, Act Like One!

It’s not enough to just sit on a hard silt ground inside some lonesome deserted cave high up in the Himalaya Mountains and self-realize the hell out of yourself and finally come to terms with the fact that if there’s only One Being in the universe, you are clearly it.

This game of “tag” is not enough. Continue reading

There is No Cure For Stupid

Fort Ord, California, 1962, Trainfire Weapons Instructor.

Ignorance is something that you can counter-attack with information, but what if someone is totally resistant to information, and can’t discern fact from fiction even when it’s happening before their very eyes?

There is no Cure for Stupid.

Resistance to learning is just one symptom of Stupid. Immovable, like the Rock of Gibraltar, just sitting there, period, like your average Senator or House member.

You think Minchin and Sinema are assholes? Just watch the circus and see a jungle spectacle that happens in my horror-filled zombie levels and killing fields. Continue reading

Gorby’s Blueline Secrets is on etsy today!

This book sells in printed form for $89.95. This is a download, software only, no physical book, and the price has been radically lowered in the digital download version here on etsy, in order to allow more of my Blueline Academy students to get this vital book. I’ve put a link in at the end of this blog so you can avail yourself of it. I worked hard for three years to bring that book to you so you could understand the Bluelining as a powerful and enlightening Spiritual Practice using the everyday average computer. Continue reading

A NEW Path!

this is the first downloadable game on etsy. It costs less than a dollar.

I’ve been busy, building an entirely new Godd™ Gaming System, one that can be uploaded onto etsy and instantly downloaded by you, and I’ve got it and, although it’s in an evolutionary upward cycle, I’m releasing today’s version of the Godd™ Engine on etsy, in the form of a maze builder.

There’s a beginning maze, and I’ve built a few suggested ways to go. In addition to that, there’s a virtual manual for Blue-Liners which will be available for download momentarily, and if that weren’t enough, we’ll be doing this for a while in our workshops. Continue reading

The Eternal Game

The Eternal Game — it’s always some form of “Capture the Flag”, whether the flag is a small transportable object or an entire country, and it goes on and on and on with or without you.

As a player, you can come and go. As a character in the game, you can’t go anywhere but where you are, and that’s the condition in which most people find themselves just after being rebirthed.

An endless parade of birth and death and rebirth or, as Yogi Berra said, “It’s deja vu all over again.”.

If you’re one of the late bloomers, you’ll be asking yourself “What in the world are you talking about???”, but if you’re ready to Hit the Road, Jack, you will heartily welcome the news that the game is still on, still running strong and the server is, as always, almost full, with just one open slot — you always get there just in time, whatever that means.

Hey, if you’re equipped with the standard model human, you’ve got a belly-full of neurosis by the time you hit 30.

At 60, you’ll be slowing down a bit, and when you’re well into your 70s and 80s, you’ll be wondering what’s taking so long. Continue reading

5 Best Non-Violent Video Games

Everybody says they want non-violent video games, but does anybody actually BUY them??? Here are the five best non-violent video games as of August, 2020:

Take a ride through the one-minute Karma Wash and see how great it feels when you’re scrubbed clean of accumulated karmic barnacles and surface crud. You’ll learn osmotically how to take the Cleansing and Dissolving Radiations.

Be prepared for the Afterlife by getting used to it now.

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What will they say about you when you’re dead?

Have you ever wondered what they’d say when you’re laid out in the funeral home chapel? Well, here’s your chance to really learn about yourself, when your friends and neighbors take the opportunity to roast you.

Of course, at the pre-need “End of Life Celebration”, you actually get to respond to your critics with scorchers and zingers and put-down shticks of your own — something you’ll find almost impossible at your actual funeral.

By the way, I have a firm policy — you don’t go to my funeral, I certainly won’t go to yours — and you shouldn’t ask for a big fancy funeral. All you want is a few close friends to gather at the grave site and bring you back to life.

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You Can Book a Game with a Legend Pro Player!

If you’ve ever booked a game with a tennis pro or a  golf pro, you know the value of playing with someone who really knows how to rip the tops of heads off the local demons, and that goes double for golf and tennis.

It’s not just another pretty 3d shooter. It’s the eternal never-ending struggle between good and evil, or as some would have you believe, Good and Evil.

The game is in itself irrelevant, and other games are being contemplated. The main idea is to provide folks with a LOT of time on their hands with something not merely interesting, but also challenging, very challenging, on a sliding scale upward into infinity. Continue reading

It’s Deja Vu All Over Again!!!

Well, it’s a good day, feeling well enough to get up and get out and take a long, long walk. The temperature outside is ONLY 92, which gives us a breather between the 100 degree days of July and August.

The air conditioner doesn’t work well enough to cool the air when it’s that hot outside —  oh, it used to do the job quite well last summer season, but it’s not the device it once was, and needs replacing.

Problem is, that’s the bedroom air conditioner, and I’ve been quarantined for years, but officially only since March, so how do we get the thing installed? Continue reading

Can You See The Magic?

See, there’s magic in them thar hills, all you gotta do is draw it out of there somehow — I put a full three hours into the new thumbnails for gorebagg, gorebag and gorebagdotcom, three gaming channels I operate on youtube, among some forty channels in all, amounting to several million views to date, composite score. Continue reading