How to Get People to Buy Your Stuff

October 18, 2022Uncategorizedart, art work, branding, fine art, marketing, merch, merchandise, merchandising, sales, sellinggorebagg

We had up to 300 customers per day, just a fraction of our eBay exposure.

“How do I get people to buy my stuff???” I hear you ask. Actually, that’s almost the whole of the conversation these days, because marketing isn’t like it used to be, and to begin with, that’s the wrong question.

It isn’t “How do I get people to buy my stuff?”, it’s “How do I get people to just L@@K at my stuff???”, and that’s the hardest question to answer, especially when you’re talking about online sales and marketing.

Let’s say that you’ve just invented the greatest tag line ever invented. Let’s say the tag line is “Cut Your Food Budget by 90%!!!”, which is the ultimate Breakfast-Table Subject. Continue reading →

You Need to Know This

September 30, 2022Uncategorizedclerk, efforts, goods, merch, merchandisem, sales, sell, selling, sold, stock, workgorebagg

These paper plates can be mounted in deep frames to look like ceramics.

If you’re a stock clerk or on floor sales or you’re a buyer or an assistant buyer, it’s important — vital, actually — that you should be more or less constantly aware of ALL the currently stored and shelved merchandise, and I mean the ENTIRE line of merchandise.

Of course, in this age of automation and e-gadgets, nobody does that anymore. You simply enter the code or name or description of the thing, and you get a spread-sheet with all the particulars delivered right to your micro-screen on your Precious — I refer to your ever-clutched cellphone — what else could I mean? Continue reading →

Huge Warehouse, Big Sale Today!

June 12, 2022Uncategorizeddesigner, ej gold, gorby, gorebagg, jal, merch, reincarnation, sales, selling, zazzlegorebagg

For Sale, at incredibly fair prices, an entire warehouse of over 2,000 amazing work-related items, totally unique to this planet, and found nowhere else but in my shops on zazzle.

I’ve had a few things shipped to me, to inspect the quality and assure myself that they are sending out good products. Rest assured, they are.

Permit me to tell you the story once again:

Five years ago, I loaded my zazzle shop with about 2,000 products, and assumed that everyone could see them as well as I could.

I was wrong. Continue reading →

There is No Cure For Stupid

September 30, 2021Uncategorizedej gold, gamer, gaming, gorby, gorebagg, jal, merch, reincarnation, video game, zombiegorebagg

Fort Ord, California, 1962, Trainfire Weapons Instructor.

Ignorance is something that you can counter-attack with information, but what if someone is totally resistant to information, and can’t discern fact from fiction even when it’s happening before their very eyes?

There is no Cure for Stupid.

Resistance to learning is just one symptom of Stupid. Immovable, like the Rock of Gibraltar, just sitting there, period, like your average Senator or House member.

You think Minchin and Sinema are assholes? Just watch the circus and see a jungle spectacle that happens in my horror-filled zombie levels and killing fields. Continue reading →

Video Embeds on eBay???

December 18, 2020Uncategorizedebay, ejgold, gorby, gorebagg, jal, marketing, merch, merchandising, product, reincarnation, selling, services, tags, youtube, zoomgorebagg

Once in a while — and in your case, perhaps quite often — you’ll really want a video to demo the product you’re listing on eBay, and you’ve heard that you can’t do it.

It turns out that nobody knows.

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It’s All About Your Sales Channel

July 15, 2019Uncategorizedanalytics, ej gold, gorby, gorebagg, jal, merch, merchandising, militaryschool, ovaloffice, promotion, promotioncampaign, randyrainbow, reincarnation, workanalyticgorebagg

If Love is your Passion, sell the RED Quantum Magic LOVE Band @ $39.95.

The LOVE BAND is a wearable and usable Flash Drive in a rubberized snap band which contains the LOVE3 Extreme Orb, tons of quantum magical operations and workable crafting, and is guaranteed to bring more love into your life!

You clear $20 bucks every band you sell, plus $20 for stock replacement. If you want to order them, fine with me — they’re $20 a pop, and come pre-loaded with the Proprietary Godd™ Software, but don’t expect a hot link!

For this shit, you gotta work. Want it? Find it. Contact me for more details and to order the bands and your mainstay — the Godd™ Particle, which has sold in the hundreds without a single page or line of public promotion — but that’s coming soon! Continue reading →