Zombie Family Picnic Fun

 

Forget about the evacuation plans — there’s a good chance we can make a powerful jump, but we’ll have to use several magical methods to make it work.

You can set up a Zombie Family Booth and a Lucky Rodney Display anywhere.

You’ll need to set up at least minimally as a zombie family salesperson, but you won’t actually have to sell anything if you don’t want to, or just plain can’t, and there’s nobody else in your family who can or will do it for you.

One single small order of hot sauce is all you need to actually get started, but you’ll soon want to get the whole store and set it up on the side of the road or at a local fair, because this stuff sells, and what’s more, it may keep you off the government “roundup” rolls.

You need money, a lot of it, to get past this Trump Blockade in this Time Zone, and it can be done, but you’ll need lots of luck to make it through.

Speaking of luck, no matter what else you do, you need to buy, sell, trade and give away Lucky Rodneys, which has a powerful effect in itself.

Zombie Family Hot Sauces include BBQ sauces, steak sauces, marinades and more, and they’re all carefully made in a small family style kitchen, all fully licensed everywhere in the USA, so you can sell these products anywhere.

All our zomfam products carry Sacred Blessings, but nobody has to know that — they bring peace and harmony and good wishes for continued prosperity.

You get a selection of sauces in your first order, but most of those products will not sell — you’ll sell a TON of our “Habenero From Hell”, made with Red Savina Peppers, the hottest known EDIBLE hot sauce in the world!

You could set up a small outlet with just the hottest selling hot sauce, the Habenero, or you might want to include the most popular and not quite so hot “Chipotle Adobo”.

If you really want to go whole-hog, you can order all our sauces AND chocolates AND cappuccino mixes AND tea mixes and blends and all sorts of zomfam products that are ready to go out there on YOUR countertop to earn you money & Merit!

I’ve got the whole deal ready for YOU to sell up a storm, including the booth, which is nothing more than a canopy & table & chair.

You can get the USA flag canopy from K-Mart for under $40, the USA flag chair for less than $30, and the folding table for less than $50 while it’s still on sale — they’re already gearing up for back-to-school, so all the picnic stuff is on sale, up to 90% off, pretty much everywhere.

It’s going to be a tough year for any business that can’t go onto the street to earn a buck. Continue reading

Zombie Family Picnic Products

 

Here’s a great box of chocolates for your zombie family picnics and home style barbecues, not to mention all those times Aunt Clara comes over to visit. A box of these chocolates will discourage the squeamish, leaving more goodies for you!!!

Presumably, you’re not squeamish. Let’s continue our browsing — each image will take you directly to the purchase page — just note the items you want and let us order them for you at wholesale prices — no need to pay the list price on zazzle — you order from us, we order from them, they ship to you, you put on table, make plenty sales!!! Continue reading

Let Business Ring!

Forget Freedom, forget the First Amendment, forget the Free Press, as long as business is good, who cares what they do in Washington?

If that’s not your attitude, you need to change it. You’ll never change the greed that feeds that raging torment of lost souls in Congress — the White House doesn’t count, because it’s Satan’s Shrine, the SOURCE of all the raging torment.

Gosh, are you wondering why you should bother?

Frankly, that’s been my position right from the start. After having spent your life blasting away at that 30 year mortgage — if banks will even LEND to you — and putting aside some money for your retirement to add to the social security checks, which don’t cover much of anything, guess what?

Social Security is closing down.

Oh, well, it wasn’t that much, anyway — all it did was keep some bread on the table, and we don’t need bread … we’ve got tons and tons of cake mix.

People — I’m using the term loosely — in Congress barely know you’re alive. To them, you’re just a vote or money, meaning a lobbyist with cash money in your pocket.

This is the time to unload and get ready to rock and roll, SELL ANYTHING THAT ISN’T NAILED DOWN, to prevent “Rear-View Mirror Syndrome” when you look back at the huge pile of stuff you had to leave behind when you became an American Immigrant.

With that in mind, I’ve put up six totally beautiful Grabhorn Press 1943 reissues of the Gauguin woodcuts — I don’t have the complete portfolio, but if I did, it would go up at Sotheby’s, not on eBay, believe me, and you wouldn’t believe what an intact one of those will bring. Continue reading

Tiny Shops For Sale or Rent

Tête de Jeune Fille. Head of a Girl.1873 Original etching with roulette work and open-bite tone in brown-sepia ink. 1873. Signed in the plate. Very rare impression of the first edition probably printed for Cézanne on Dr Gachet’s press at Auvers in 1873. Before the plate was cut at the edges and steel-faced in c.1900/1910. Ref: Melot – Impressionist prints Cezanne no 4, Cherpin – Cezanne L’Oeuvre Gravé no 4 (ii/iii, as completed) Note: The sitter for this portrait was probably a girl called Claudine. Extremely fine strong and contrasted impression, with tone but not over inked. On slightly tinted antique hand-made laid paper. Absolutely excellent original condition; not restored. Full margins; sheet 297 x 194mm. Plate: 133 x 109mm. Lot 37 Paul Cézanne(French, 1839-1906)Tête de Jeune Fille — PRICE: $675.00 firm. Gallery tagged at US $1,350.

E.J. GOLD “ZOMBIE FAMILY” Habenero From Hell HOT SAUCE & Vidalia Onion BBQ SAUCE

This is the hottest hot sauce and the tastiest Vidalia Onion BBQ Sauce you will ever find on Planet Earth, made to the same specifications that my grandma made her “Hotter than Hell” Sauce and her famous Vidalia Onion BBQ Sauce, which you will totally LOVE.

You get BOTH BOTTLES you see in the photo for only $29.95 and I PAY THE SHIPPING!

U.S. Commemorative State Quarters in a “Littleton Green” Folder — all very bright uncirculated condition, perfect to show customers who want to order a pendant, earrings or a pendant & earring set from you!

Includes all the quarters, mounted in the folder and ready to show.

All coins are self-found, and are clean and trouble-free on both sides, perfect for jewelry!

U.S. Commemorative State Quarters in handmade in California .925 Sterling Silver coin-edged bezels with mountings for earrings and pendant.

NO CHAIN — I never get it right — everybody wants a different chain, so I gave up selling chains decades ago. My pendant will hang on just about any ordinary neck-chain.

SOLID SILVER — my bezels are 100% SOLID STERLING SILVER.

These sets are MADE IN CALIFORNIA, right here on my jewelry bench — the coins are produced in Denver and Philadelphia.

You get EARRINGS with Harper’s Ferry — HARPER=ANGEL — FERRY=PASSAGE — therefore “Angel’s Passage”, the title of this set.

The PENDANT is the Statue of Liberty, which equals “Freedom”, something we’re in very real danger of losing.

PRICED TO SELL! You save $20 on the items, and I PAY THE SHIPPING!

Satisfaction 100% Guaranteed!!!

See You At The Top!!!

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