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NAZI OCCUPIED ALL-WHITE, ALL-CHRISTIAN AMERIKA “TRUMP BLOCKERS” FOR SALE

Zombie Girl Saved Millions in Ancient Atlantis.

“HELP US, ZOMBIE GIRL! DONALD TRUMP IS NUTS!”

He not only IS nuts, he HAS nuts, according to the reports from his female employees, and thanks to Shamanic Magic, YOU can kick him in the nuts, on the Astral Plane!

Fuckin’ Hell, I warned you that RONALD MCDONALD T-RUMP WAS NUTS, FOUR FUCKING DECADES ago, when I predicted all this in “SlimeWars”, which you probably haven’t read, if you’re still surprised by the daily outrages and attacks on YOUR personal freedoms.

Oh, but he’s much more than merely nuts. He’s an actual, real live Nazi Dictator, a tyrant, a slob and yes, he is actually possessed by an Evil Avatar, and he’s ugly, too. Hard to watch on the news just because he’s so ugly and strange looking.

He wants YOU to feel fear, just as he does, all day, every day, all night, every night.

All his closest advisors, cabinet members and social friends are actual card-carrying Party Member Neo-Nazis, except his bedmate and fellow wannabe mass-murdering fuckhead, Count Vlad Putin, who is the Father of Expediency and a former Communist. He’s a member of whatever keeps him in power.

Is there something between them? Sure, there is, and it’s not just another of those springtime romances. They’ve been plotting this all along, and Putin gets half the booty when all Trump’s enemies lie dead, like an old chestnut Shakespeare play, eh?

He and his Nazi friendsĀ  hate Mexicans, Jews, Italians, South Africans, Dutch, Poles, Iranians, Iraquis, Afghanis, Pakshis, Africans of all kinds, Arabs of any description, Blacks, Reds, Purples, Browns, Tans, Catholics, Buddhists, Shintoists, Hindus, and YOU and ME.

If they weren’t doing his dirty work for him, he’d hate the Born Again mobs, too. Actually, he does, and if he follows true to form, he’ll eventually kill them all, just as Hitler purged his S.A. troops to ensure that they didn’t overthrow him after they put him in power. Continue reading

Here’s the Magic Show:

The Golden Buddha Floating Ball Effect

Here’s the breakdown of the effects that are available for a performance. This is not the complete act, as there are about a dozen and a half CLOSEUP effects as well. After you’ve shown mastery of the French Drop by posting a selfie video on youtube or by showing me in person at a workshop that you’ve arrived on the shores of Buddha’s Magic Land, you can learn any of the following effects in whatever order you’d like. The list is ordered according to the difficulty level.

THESE ARE STRICTLY CLUB AND LARGE STAGE ILLUSIONS & EFFECTS:

  1. FRENCH DROP — $39.95
  2. ALICE THROUGH THE LOOKING GLASS DIMENSION SLIDER — $39.95
  3. THUMBS UP SALT OF ST. PETER — $39.95
  4. HEALING SPIRIT LIGHTS — $69.95
  5. AMAZING RAINBOW SILK DIMENSIONAL SHIFTER — $69.95
  6. GOLDEN BUDDHA LEVITATION — $89.95
  7. 2,000 YEAR OLD MYSTERY OF THE CHINESE LINKING RINGS — $39.95
  8. AMAZING FOLDING BANDANA — $69.95
  9. SILK TO EGG TRANSFORMATION — $139.95

… And these effects are reserved for the time when you decide to go pro:

  • PRO-GRADE 10″ CHINESE LINKING RING SET & ROUTINE — $139.95
  • PROFESSIONAL GRADE 11-FOOT-LONG LINKING ROPE RINGS ROUTINE — $139.95
  • SPIRIT LIGHTS MISER’S DREAM BOUTIQUE BAG — $225.00
  • VICTORIAN VINTAGE SPIRIT COMMUNICATION SLATES — $225.00
  • OLD WEST SPIRIT TELEGRAPH — $650.00
  • HOUDINI VICTORIAN SEANCE SPIRIT BELL — $650
  • GHOST-HUNTER SPIRIT DETECTOR & COMMUNICATOR — $225.00
  • DAYLIGHT SEANCE SPIRIT TAMBOURINE — $225.00
  • INCREDIBLE DINNER JACKET ESCAPE — $225.00
  • OPEN-AIR CHEN-RIG LEVITATION — $650.00
  • FAME-MAKER HEADLINE PREDICTION — $225.00

 

Those are the routines I typically will use in my Magic of Believing Act. Note that each “trick” comes as a routine, with an instructional and performance DVD to help you learn. Under NO circumstances will you need to develop special handling skills, so no worries.

There are cheaper versions of all these effects, but mine is top quality, and you get a solid class on how to perform the effect for work purposes, not merely entertainment, so there’s a whole world of professionalism here. You get what you pay for, and must pay for what you get.

Can you earn a livelihood from this? Just look at all the folks who have done it successfully, and you’ll be amazed, astounded and encouraged!!!

The Club Style Effects are best for large groups and some distance from the audience, as in a Birthday Party, End of Life Celebration, Wedding Reception, Post-Burial Wake, and indeed any social occasion, magic fits in and makes things wonder-ful.

You’ll find so many applications for your magical skills, but the best feature of all is that SOMETIMES THE MAGIC ACTUALLY WORKS.

This is the Holy Grail of Performance Magic, and happens for most folks only once, twice or never. For you, this can be a CONSTANT SUCCESS, because you’ll know the secret, how to make the magic actually work.

Of course it won’t work every single time, nor probably the first time you try, which is the American Dream — that you won’t ever need skills and don’t even have to actually try, because it’s all free, it’s all instant and it’s all yours, for only $99 down, $99 a month for the next seven generations.

Don’t be fooled by that zombie dream. It takes hard work to find The World of Magic, which is called, in the New Testament, “The Kingdom”, that world right in front of your eyes that you can’t see.

But when you learn to see it, it’s the only world worth living in.

I highly recommend living in a Higher Plane, and this is definitely THE way to do it. Performance Magic will literally LIFT YOU OUT OF THIS WORLD. You WILL experience a Higher Plane from time to time, and when you learn and master the Secret, you WILL EXPERIENCE LIFE ON A HIGHER PLANE ALL DAY LONG. Continue reading

Real Magic from Fake???

Secrets of the Universe Revealed Through Magic — this is the current format of the listings of possible magical apparatus & skills you will need to complete the Magic Effects Course.

Don’t memorize the list — it’s by no means finalized, and will undergo many changes throughout the evaluation period, which is now through Labor Day. On Labor Day, at the Labor Day Convention, I will lay it out in sequence, and some of the effects listed below may not make the Final Cut. Continue reading