Yessireebob, I think this is a goodie and a half. You get a very streamlined all-business level to run. Let’s see how you handle it! I’ve put a few fun twists into The Wheel, expecting it’ll not be the choice of the average run-of-the-mill person who happens to run a mill. This is very different from all the other Remedies, so be aware of that when downloading it. Do not recommend this to a noob! Look to download this sometime in the next few days. Keep an eye on urthgame.com every day for new items, levels, downloads, weearables, keepsakes, home enhancements, and of course, the latest news!
Goddess is finally uploaded on the download site and ready for you to get hold of and jump into. But first, a few words about Goddess…
Sure, you’re a Goddess. What woman isn’t? And some men. But what exactly do you do as a Goddess? You see, most Goddesses of the ancient variety didn’t have to do housework, weren’t members of bridge clubs, seldom went shopping with their BFF, had no text messages beeping at them every ten minutes and didn’t work on the side as soccer moms. There’s not a lot of opportunity to do Goddess Business when you’re stuck in a pair of pantyhose, standing on 5 inch spike heels in a mini-skirt, bending over a file drawer with a low-cut blouse, all for the purpose of getting a raise from the boss; take that any way you like, it’s the truth, it’s how business is done.
So where’s the profit in the Goddess Business??? Given that for at least ten hours a day you’re stuck in some kind of traffic or other, whether on the Freeway or at the water cooler. If we were in grade school, I’d say it’s long past due Time for Recess.
Some folks, not all, are asking “Why are all the Remedy Levels the same? The answer is very simple. The act of running any Prosperity Level is, if you examine it carefully, a Ritual.
It does all the visualizing for you, and leads you from one point to the next in a sort of “Paper Chase” all over the map to the finish point. All along the way, you dissolve Karma and accumulate good energies and hopefully the Wisdom to use it.
It is in fact a ritualized form of cybernetic meditation. The computer merely guides your vision and you control your reactions. Simple. Easy. Effective.
I’ve been working on Karma Burn rather intensely and relentlessly for the past few nights. What’s a few more hours to get it working exactly the way I want it to? I’d be loath to release it before I was satisfied that everything worked. Not just most things. Everything. It does. But there are questions, one of which is “Why when I pick up some things, I get nothing?” You haven’t been paying attention to life very much, have you?
Karma Burn doesn’t merely imitate life, it is life. What’s going on in that screen is real to the folks your computer screen is showing you. That screenshot conveys the action that’s happening right now, this very second, to you, in another dimension. How you’re able to see this is called “Spooky Action At A Distance”, the phrase invented by legendary physicist Albert Einstein. It simply means that something can affect something else at great distances without any obvious connection. The coupling factor may remain unknown forever, but an engineer with the corrected formulas can still make it work.
If you do, that’s lucky, because I happen ta be in da Protection Rackit. Join me, won’t you? Protection Orb now uploaded and ready for downloading in just a few minutes from now.
Finally. I’ve been working on this little beauty for quite a while — about 35 years has gone into it at the moment. I’m working on a full-bore Bardo Temple, with 7 giant halls, each with a rotunda and seven chambers with all your Bardo Buddies, like the Horse-Faced Girl and the Blue Round-Eyed Buzbug. Oh, yeah, they’re in there waiting for you. Only thing, there’s nothing in there that’s gonna harm you, mess you up, jump on you, drop on you from the ceiling, shoot you from a distance…nothing like that is going to happen. You can’t drown in the water or crisp yourself into bacon by plummeting into the hot lava. No level of violence at all. Sounds like a loser videogame without violence, eh? Wrong. You wait to see how many folks welcome a game that actually works to free them from organic slavery!
It’s safe, it’s instant and it’s easy. All you do is run as your pet through the Labyrinth, taking the healing indications as they come. No experience necessary. Let me know how you do with this. If you’re inclined to do so, you could run through as “Storm” — he’s the little guy in the video. Merely press “P” to enter the name of the pet you’re running. Those who knew Stormie will readily recognize his funny run, which took four hours to get just exactly right in the model. I might be able to do a custom model and game for your pet, if wanted. The level has been tested and will be posted sometime in the next few hours.
Since the sudden passing yesterday at noon of our beloved little terrier, Stormie, I’ve been working to complete the Heal my Petlevel as well as working to get the finished Hadron Voyager Dimensional Explorer uploaded. Now with my Hadron Voyager finally launched, I had the opportunity to delve more deeply into pet healing orb, asking Stormie what he would want, at every juncture — and he had plenty to say about what went into the Heal My Pet orb. It’s not just about treats; it’s also about wind, warmth, interesting smells, chasing squirrels and, of course, food opportunities. When Jeff, the God of Biscuits comes by — in whatever form — Stormie is ever-hopeful that a biscuit is in the offing. It’s interesting that Stormie’s untimely death at 4 years from a choking accident inspired me to make him the Star of his new orb, Heal My Pet. He will, in the form of a 3-D model that sits waiting for you to take him through the Bardos, lead a lot of his brothers and sisters through the Bardos in months and years to come. He always was an explorer, a dedicated scout. Stormie and I both hope you like his Heal My Pet orb, downloadable in just a few hours from now — they’re prepping it for download as we speak. One interesting incident; at the time of his death, a car drove by, license # K9LRS. Storm the Wonder Dog, famous on youtube, was buried with his little bunny, July 3, 2012.
Tired of the same old same old? Why not give an alternate universe a try? Science now agrees with me that it can be done. Read what Michio Kaku and other physicists are saying now that they’ve found the “God Particle” with the Hadron Collider! But why read about scientific speculation, when you can just jump right in?
Well, maybe Teddy Bears are more your style, or perhaps you could be interested in wheeling a Turtle around the Labyrinth, or maybe a dragon? Most folks love all the character classes in the Prosperity levels, but everyone without question wants to drive the flying pig, pictured above. It’s quite an experience. Download Love, Prosperity and Karma Burn and experience the pure unfettered exhilarated joy of Pig Power!!! See You At The Top!!! — gorby
