New Arrivals at the Gallery

1941 BU Walking Liberty Half Dollar

New arrivals at “ej gallery” located in the New York Hotel Mall at 408 Broad Street in Nevada City!

  • 1909-S VDB, PCGS, AU DETAIL, Eye-Appeal, Lincoln Wheat-Backed Cent.
  • 1914-D PCGS, BN, GOOD, Lincoln Wheat-Backed Cent.
  • BUFFALO NICKELS — FULL HORN needle-sharp strikes, 1936, 1937, mounted in cufflinks, pendants, various jewelry items, prices vary.
  • INDIAN HEAD PENNIES — Civil War Dates, Victorian, Edwardian High-Grades.
  • CIVIL WAR TOKENS — Rare & Unusual, various dates, mintages & conditions.
  • CORONETS — High-Grade “Early Pioneer”, “Donner Party” & “Gold Rush” Dates.
  • FLYING EAGLE CENTS — New Arrivals, High-Grade & “Filler” grades.
  • MERCURY DIMES — High Grade PCGS Slabbed Available at fair prices.
  • WALKING LIBERTY HALVES — Grades “Good” all the way up to PCGS MS-64.
  • MORGAN & PEACE DOLLARS — Hundreds from which to choose!
  • U.S. GOLD — All denominations & grades, including California Fractionals.

We will mount your self-found coins into jewelry or special archival coin preservation holders, albums or display units. Continue reading

How to CA$H IN on the FREE Government Coin Lottery!!!

E.J. Gold & Robert Anton Wilson at the Alta Street “Wheel of Fortune”.

Let’s face it — under ordinary circumstances, there’s no way a shlump like you is going to have a million bucks in the bank unless you happen to somehow WIN it at a lottery, but the sad fact is that you can’t afford to play the lottery.

Take heart — there’s a FREE U.S. Government Coin Lottery, and YOU can cash in on it, bigtime!

Imagine a lottery in which, if your ticket didn’t win, you could return it for another chance, and do this ENDLESSLY until you DO hit The Big One!

You don’t have to imagine an endless supply of lottery tickets — just go to the bank, give the teller $25 and take away a “bank box” full of machine-wrapped “Loomis” or “Brinks” rolls of mixed pennies, new & old.

Keep in mind that you never actually “pay” for these pennies — if you bring them all back to the bank, wrapped & rolled neatly and accurately, you’ll get back every cent, the full $25 bucks!

If you happen to find some “lucky” coins worth cash money in there, you’ll take them out and have to add a few pennies into the box to make it come up to the full $25 again, or do what I do with pennies — but not with quarters.

I merely put them into the change machine at our local supermarket and they credit my account with the total number the machine counted out. Easy as pie. Don’t even need to talk to anyone to get that to happen.

So keep in mind WHY you are searching pennies or quarters. It’s to find that million-dollar coin. Everything else is just everyday grind and occasional gravy, but it pays off, too, and I’ll explain how: Continue reading

Toward a Bleak & Hopeless Future

Look at the letters beneath the name “Caesar Rodney” and compare with p. 249 Strike it Rich with Pocket Change — “too rare to price”!!!

Just TRY to find that Caesar Rodney counter-clash anywhere for any price, then make an offer! Estimates vary, but it’s in six figures at least, and YOU CAN DO IT, TOO!!!

You’ll need faith, hope, and a good relationship with a SuperBeacon, Matrix & Ammy.

The Caesar Rodney is not the only coin I found with my SuperBeacon Array. I have a dozen 1909s VDB Lincoln Cents in fabulous condition, and a bunch more self-found coins that could fetch upwards of $10,000 apiece.

I’m not offering them. I’m using them to show that it CAN be done. I have no interest in money, except to sort it and collect the rarities.

You don’t have that leisure.

You’ll need money, and plenty of it, to get out of the vise-like grip of Trumpism.

I’ll bet you’re plumb tuckered, totally out of energy to fight against Trumpism, and that exhaustion is what the NPD counts on to make his case and drive home the misery.

It doesn’t take a news program to get you all depressed, because everyone on the street is talking about how bad things are, and at the same time, they’re afraid to mention the word “Trump” for fear of retaliation from both or all sides.

For Trump, Against Trump, Indifferent to Trump — these are positions that are all now very dangerous to take. Best say nothing, put your head down, look at the floor and put your hands in your pockets.

Tremble and be thou afraid. O ye hypocrites, ye generation of vipers — a generation of vipers is not a group of milleniums, and it probably should read “spawn” of vipers, to make sense in modern English.

Children of the Serpent.

Jeez, you’d think they’d send the boss, but no — just the kids.

The constant assault on your personal freedoms and on Democracy itself takes its toll on the honest citizens who are just trying to get along in peace and harmony with all the others on this planet, including plants and animals. There just isn’t room for honest people anymore.

Once you understand that the creeps in control will BE in control for the next fifty years, and you realize that it is a solid fact that YOU ARE GOING TO LOSE YOUR FREEDOM, you’ll make adjustments, just as the Russians did under Stalin, and the Germans under Hitler, and the Italians under Mussolini, and the… but you get the idea.

America will no longer be a Democracy, but that’s gotta be okay, because there’s nothing you can do about that. You’re just a little creature trying to avoid getting crushed by the steamrollers on your street. Continue reading

Questions From Kelli

Kelli has a class project due today — we all thought we had another week to work on it, but it snuck up on us real quick-like, and here we are:

“Why did you start performing as LeslieAnn?

Somebody had to do it. Seriously, it just seemed to me to be the safe time to cross-dress, but that isn’t true under the Rule of Trump, just under the Rule of Law, which we no longer have. Notably, I have not performed as LeslieAnn nor have I costumed up for photo ops since Trump stole the Presidency with a trick of the Electoral College, while losing the popular vote. Gender, Race, Religion and Intelligence are all presently under attack, and I wouldn’t appear in public as anything but white Christian if I could help it. It’s tough enough to face the prejudice as a Jew — add to that the homophobia and racism and you get “No Comedy Tonight” — signs that hung outside theaters under Hitler’s regime. Like Hitler, Trump has zero sense of humor. My aim in comedy is not to perform it, but to teach it. I had good teachers, like Frank Gorshin and Jonathan Winters, and comedy is a great path to wisdom. For some oppressed people, it’s the only way they can get in a lick or two while being beaten to a pulp by a large bully or an overwhelming mob of crazed zombies. For some great examples of this, check out Mel Brooks’ takes on Hitler, Jeff Dunham’s political rips, and Carol Burnett’s entire show all the time. Like I said, many comedians want to be saying something clever while they’re being driven into the ground by a bully.

“What is the meaning of LeslieAnn?”

Nothing in particular.  I like the name because it’s unusual enough that it can be used as a single name, which is how I always bill an act — easy to remember. Don’t overestimate the intelligence of humans of Planet Earth. LeslieAnn is the name I used for several female lifetimes and one male lifetime on Planet Earth — remember, please, that for me, a human being is merely an avatar in a fairly small and simple 37th century Full-Immersion Reality Game called “Urthgame”, and if you don’t believe me, you can look it up in the Akashic Records, which is presently called “google”. Continue reading

Let Business Ring!

Forget Freedom, forget the First Amendment, forget the Free Press, as long as business is good, who cares what they do in Washington?

If that’s not your attitude, you need to change it. You’ll never change the greed that feeds that raging torment of lost souls in Congress — the White House doesn’t count, because it’s Satan’s Shrine, the SOURCE of all the raging torment.

Gosh, are you wondering why you should bother?

Frankly, that’s been my position right from the start. After having spent your life blasting away at that 30 year mortgage — if banks will even LEND to you — and putting aside some money for your retirement to add to the social security checks, which don’t cover much of anything, guess what?

Social Security is closing down.

Oh, well, it wasn’t that much, anyway — all it did was keep some bread on the table, and we don’t need bread … we’ve got tons and tons of cake mix.

People — I’m using the term loosely — in Congress barely know you’re alive. To them, you’re just a vote or money, meaning a lobbyist with cash money in your pocket.

This is the time to unload and get ready to rock and roll, SELL ANYTHING THAT ISN’T NAILED DOWN, to prevent “Rear-View Mirror Syndrome” when you look back at the huge pile of stuff you had to leave behind when you became an American Immigrant.

With that in mind, I’ve put up six totally beautiful Grabhorn Press 1943 reissues of the Gauguin woodcuts — I don’t have the complete portfolio, but if I did, it would go up at Sotheby’s, not on eBay, believe me, and you wouldn’t believe what an intact one of those will bring. Continue reading

Tiny Shops For Sale or Rent

Tête de Jeune Fille. Head of a Girl.1873 Original etching with roulette work and open-bite tone in brown-sepia ink. 1873. Signed in the plate. Very rare impression of the first edition probably printed for Cézanne on Dr Gachet’s press at Auvers in 1873. Before the plate was cut at the edges and steel-faced in c.1900/1910. Ref: Melot – Impressionist prints Cezanne no 4, Cherpin – Cezanne L’Oeuvre Gravé no 4 (ii/iii, as completed) Note: The sitter for this portrait was probably a girl called Claudine. Extremely fine strong and contrasted impression, with tone but not over inked. On slightly tinted antique hand-made laid paper. Absolutely excellent original condition; not restored. Full margins; sheet 297 x 194mm. Plate: 133 x 109mm. Lot 37 Paul Cézanne(French, 1839-1906)Tête de Jeune Fille — PRICE: $675.00 firm. Gallery tagged at US $1,350.

E.J. GOLD “ZOMBIE FAMILY” Habenero From Hell HOT SAUCE & Vidalia Onion BBQ SAUCE

This is the hottest hot sauce and the tastiest Vidalia Onion BBQ Sauce you will ever find on Planet Earth, made to the same specifications that my grandma made her “Hotter than Hell” Sauce and her famous Vidalia Onion BBQ Sauce, which you will totally LOVE.

You get BOTH BOTTLES you see in the photo for only $29.95 and I PAY THE SHIPPING!

U.S. Commemorative State Quarters in a “Littleton Green” Folder — all very bright uncirculated condition, perfect to show customers who want to order a pendant, earrings or a pendant & earring set from you!

Includes all the quarters, mounted in the folder and ready to show.

All coins are self-found, and are clean and trouble-free on both sides, perfect for jewelry!

U.S. Commemorative State Quarters in handmade in California .925 Sterling Silver coin-edged bezels with mountings for earrings and pendant.

NO CHAIN — I never get it right — everybody wants a different chain, so I gave up selling chains decades ago. My pendant will hang on just about any ordinary neck-chain.

SOLID SILVER — my bezels are 100% SOLID STERLING SILVER.

These sets are MADE IN CALIFORNIA, right here on my jewelry bench — the coins are produced in Denver and Philadelphia.

You get EARRINGS with Harper’s Ferry — HARPER=ANGEL — FERRY=PASSAGE — therefore “Angel’s Passage”, the title of this set.

The PENDANT is the Statue of Liberty, which equals “Freedom”, something we’re in very real danger of losing.

PRICED TO SELL! You save $20 on the items, and I PAY THE SHIPPING!

Satisfaction 100% Guaranteed!!!

See You At The Top!!!

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The Tiny Store Store

 

Imagine YOUR very own Pegboard Tiny Shop on display here! Do it today!!!

If you’re looking for a fast path to telepathy and astral projection, you can’t get faster than Coinology.

The Coinology Search and Rescue Mission is unbeatable as a fast path.

That having been said, there are a number of related fast path avenues open to you, and what’s more, not only are they spiritually uplifting and dynamically demanding of Essence Participation, but they pay off in cold, hard cash.

Cold and hard because it comes to you mostly in coins.

Nobody wants to get stuck with pocket change. That’s a habit you’ll have to break real soon, if you intend to succeed beyond your wildest dreams, which you can and should do, as I said, real soon.

You don’t have much time left to do this work. Trump will close down any and every possible spiritual path other than what serves his political ambitions.

If you knew how limited your work-time in this world was, you’d be burning the midnight oil to get through it just in the nick of time.

Cutting it close? Continue reading