It’s Not About the Art

This medium-sized tapestry wholesales for under $80.

It used to be that you’d paint something, put a frame around it and sell it either at a street fair or — if you were lucky and had a following — in a gallery.

The thing is, unless it was a co-op gallery, where the artists take turns running the store and each artist has a small area for display, you only got one show about every three years, so the gallery didn’t burn up its territory, meaning that the sales got fewer and fewer over the months, and then finally dried up altogether.

You have to move to a different town until you wear out your welcome there, too, and that’s why artists don’t stay in one place forever unless they do local landscapes. Continue reading

Repent, the End is Near!

This CTF game was written in the Godd™ Engine. It is not currently available, but other equally apocalyptic game layouts are — come to a morning meeting and ask about them.

Luckily, I have a remedy for all this political freakout “civil war” bullshit brought on by the asshole politicians in Washington and elsewhere — I plan to throw my hands into the air, and promptly and unequivocally, give up.

I mean it. Give up. Why struggle against that kind of relentless sandpaper? I have a secret “wonder-weapon”, with which to defeat them all in a single swoop.

It’s when political shit gets flung direcctly into the faces of the public, which you’re seeing now from all sides of the political spectrum — that I lay down my sword and shield right by the river-side, and take up my Ultimate Weapon — humor.

It might be too great a step, definite is cause for alarm, and that’s why I created a set of fun wearable gifts that really says what it’s all about, Alfie.

That’s right. I created a line of gifts and personal wearables featuring a color graphic of an empty Classified Folder”, which is actually the cover of my graphic novel, “SlimeWars”, now available as an e-book and audio book recording.

So I decided to create strange and unusual “Empty Classified Documents” folder wearable and useable products on zazzle — things that would be likely to be wanted by you, and I hope I’m right. If not, it costs me nothing to try, just moving a few electrons around, is all. Continue reading

Updated Fashions KunstMatrix Exhibition

Yeah, it’s just lil’ ol’ me again, with an updated version of the SL Fashions kunstmatrix exhibition.

I’ve taken out the greyish matte-boards and brought the size of the image up to the size of the frame, and it makes it a LOT easier to see the things, plus you get the idea that it’s an item for sale, not a print for the wall.

I’ve put the entrance below my “more” line, so it wouldn’t mess up the download of this page too heavily, otherwise it could take a while.

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Works on Paper

Well, I’ve finally gotten up the works on paper gallery, with actual lithos and serigraphs offered for sale, mostly made in 1987, the lithos on one of our antique printing presses, the other created in silkscreen, also known as serigraphs.

The serigraphs used to sell very high, but I reduced the prices so that all the vintage prints would be at the same price, $375.00 retail.

Of course, you get a discount — a very big discount — allowing you to easily resell them at below retail, giving your customers an edge as well. Continue reading

My New Gallery is OPEN

Wynton Marsalis with JazzArt Publicist Bev Korenwasser, 2016.

I’ve put up an experimental gallery at kunstmatrix — they allow embedding into our website, but I not only don’t know how to do this, I haven’t a clue how to do it. In short, if it gets done, it’ll be by someone else.

So here’s the hot-link to see my new 3D virtual exhibit. I hope you like it, because it’s what you’re going to be doing for the next while, as well as promoting the things.

see the exhibit

The thing is, absolutely anything can go into an exhibit hall like that, and they have tons of variations plus connecting halls and such. Continue reading

Rocks & Luck

The giant print flipper allows pieces up to 30″x40″ to be shown.

There’s this big chunk of mountain that comes crashing down to the river some 540 million years ago. It gets broken up into smaller pieces and then eventually is ground down to a bunch of smaller stones that get buried in the gravel bars of the rushing river.

As they roll downstream, they contact other similar rocks in the river and, just like it happens in a lapidary “tumbler” device, the stones grind and polish one another.

The process can be sped up in a lapidary workshop, merely by adding some grinding abrasive compound — it’s a simple cutting powder that you’d put into the water in the rock-tumbler.

The rocks in the tumbler go ’round and ’round, grinding against each other, sometimes for months, but it’s a LOT faster than the river method.

If you were to produce the ringstones and brooch stones that I offer in my rock shop, and you had to glue a dop stick to the back of the stone and hit it with a diamond cutting wheel, and then shape it, form it and polish it, that would be the work of several days.

All I have to to is hop into the car and drive 55 miles away to a landscaping yard where they have enormous bags and heaps of rocks, and select the ones I want, get them weighed and priced out, pay the invoice, load the rocks into the trunk and drive back home, another hour’s drive.

In all, I spend about an hour to an hour and a half choosing the rocks that I want to get. We’re pretty friendly with the landcape arts people, and they help us quite a lot to get loaded — in the freighting sense of the word — and they often have suggestions about rocks that they’ve just gotten in. Continue reading

New Arrivals at the Gallery

1941 BU Walking Liberty Half Dollar

New arrivals at “ej gallery” located in the New York Hotel Mall at 408 Broad Street in Nevada City!

  • 1909-S VDB, PCGS, AU DETAIL, Eye-Appeal, Lincoln Wheat-Backed Cent.
  • 1914-D PCGS, BN, GOOD, Lincoln Wheat-Backed Cent.
  • BUFFALO NICKELS — FULL HORN needle-sharp strikes, 1936, 1937, mounted in cufflinks, pendants, various jewelry items, prices vary.
  • INDIAN HEAD PENNIES — Civil War Dates, Victorian, Edwardian High-Grades.
  • CIVIL WAR TOKENS — Rare & Unusual, various dates, mintages & conditions.
  • CORONETS — High-Grade “Early Pioneer”, “Donner Party” & “Gold Rush” Dates.
  • FLYING EAGLE CENTS — New Arrivals, High-Grade & “Filler” grades.
  • MERCURY DIMES — High Grade PCGS Slabbed Available at fair prices.
  • WALKING LIBERTY HALVES — Grades “Good” all the way up to PCGS MS-64.
  • MORGAN & PEACE DOLLARS — Hundreds from which to choose!
  • U.S. GOLD — All denominations & grades, including California Fractionals.

We will mount your self-found coins into jewelry or special archival coin preservation holders, albums or display units. Continue reading

Screwing Up Bigtime

You can have the greatest product or service in the world, something that everyone would love to have or do or have done, but if nobody knows about it, you might as well have nothing.

That’s what’s happening now.

Our gallery is scheduled for the Art Walk, which is where local artists sell MOST of their year’s work.

Problem is, the paperwork is still undone, long after the FINAL DUE DATE, because no one has taken JUST A LITTLE responsibility for putting that paperwork through, and repairing mistakes later.

Nobody did it.

Oh, sure, they send e-mails, text messages, insta-grams saying they just can’t handle it, and everyone reads them, but nobody takes action, because nobody wants to risk failure, thus guaranteeing failure.

So we’re currently MAYBE in the Art Walk. They’re holding the papers for us until we can get our shit together enough to tell them what we sell and who we are.

Christ, it never had to get this far, but it needs fixing — and fast — within 24 hours of now. Frankly, it should have been handled within hours of first receiving the application, where you track down every fact you need, right then and there, no delay, no prevarication, no dangling it out for someone else to resolve, because they’ll just pass it on like you did.

Abdicating Responsibility is not a good way to do business, nor is it a good way to behave in general. Nobody takes responsibility, nobody takes action, and nobody notifies anyone that there will be serious and costly consequences, and then shit-hits-fan and there’s shit all over the place. Continue reading