Are you ready for an AfterLife Adventure? On New Year’s Day, LeslieAnn will pilot the very first of many InterDimensional Expeditions into parallel worlds and past lives. You can sign up now for the event. Seating is very limited.
But what exactly happens on a Black Falcon Adventure? Continue reading
My Victorian Christmas is a Pocket Mission Pak of 30 incredibly rare and powerfully evocative Victorian photographic memory-joggers and past-life triggers related to Christmas.
You can tell a story or write a poem about each of the 30 stunning and unique photographs in the Pocket Mission Pak, and publish your results on akashiclibrary.com where readers can compare the same photo described by different authors, in a carousel selection system developed by XxaxX Software — that’s Uncle Claude’s software development company, in case you didn’t know. Continue reading
Recognize this street? Well, you should. You died here in a gunfight in 1878, and that wasn’t the first or last time you died, but it’s an easy Past Life to remember, because the trauma was so strong. It wasn’t that big a deal to die — here you still are to tell the tale. “Death Row” was the name given to this Old West “Main Street” that saw over 100 gunfights in its day.
That’s one thing about death that people don’t generally realize. Death is not permanent. In fact, death is so damn impermanent, it’s a pain in the ass, and I’ll explain why. You finally get the hang of a life you’re living, and wham! Along comes Death to wreck the show … but wait, weren’t you just barely crawling along, whizzing around in a wheelchair with a bottle of oxygen and a long clear plastic tube.
So how would you like to remember this death? You’d rather not re-experience a death? I don’t blame you, death is never pleasant, although it can be a great relief if you’re in terrific unbearable and unrelenting pain. Still, it’s not something we naturally seek, nor are we intended to. You’re here to do a job because you can. You were born with the ability to carry out your work mission. Whether you do it or decide to whack off for your whole life is entirely up to you. Continue reading
If you were wondering what ever became of gorebagg, here’s what’s happening: I’m in the middle of writing a book that you can read as I write it, almost hour-by-hour, which, if you’re a creative writing student, you’ll appreciate doublefold.
At the same time, I’m separating family photos that I won’t be using for my own book, and I’m making them available for the upcoming Parallel Life Survey Workshop.
Originally, I had intended that you would use your own photos, and we will indeed be using them, but using my prepared photos is far superior, for several reasons.
Everyone will use the same photos in the same sequence or order. You may not rearrange them to suit yourself or anyone else. Leave them in the ordination in which they come to you and are numbered, 1 to 100. Continue reading
Gravity is often thought of as one of the few “forces” that travel through the universe, pushing, pulling and getting in the way of everything, cluttering up the whole thing with their interactive interactions, as it were.
“Modern” science knows nothing of forces — what they are, why they are here and where they come from. Some scientists think they’ve isolated four major forces that govern the Einsteinian Universe — The Strong Force, The Weak Force, Electro-Magnetism and Gravity.
Shit, Gravity ain’t even a force. It’s an effect of Space-Bending, which is itself a result of information imposed upon or embedded within the Space-Time Matrix, which is a phantom projection oriented on the grid, with “objects” placed where an effect is to occur.
Weak Force, Strong Force — who named those two things, anyway? Some addle-brained super-scholar must have hit on those…
“Say, I’ve just discovered the two most fundamental forces in the universe,” exclaims Scientist. Continue reading
I’ll bet you’re wondering how to get started on the Tattoo-Fashions road to success, happiness and a non-ink future for your kids & grandkids. It’s totally easy.
STEP ONE — Contact Yanesh or use the contact page on this website for information about how you can participate in the Space-Bender Project.
STEP TWO — Refer to Step One.
What is Tattoo-Fashions?
First of all, I DON’T create my designs in Photoshop. I hand-draw and hand-paint them, and so does Amy. I’m so amazed at her hand-drawn upper back design, truly a work of art, not a mechanical “art” tattoo as you’d see in the standard blue-ink parlors.
Neither Amy nor I depend on mechanical drawing in Photoshop or anywhere else, to get us where we want to go, and we’re sharing our skills with our tattoo-fashions students at women’s creative workshop.
We just don’t use mechanical drawing for anything, not for any reason whatsoever. If you ain’t got it in the hands, you ain’t got it, baby. Continue reading
Have I got a Wormhole for you!!! Here are my Tribal Style Space-Bender TempTats. Well, not all of them — they now number in the high hundreds, and I’m working hard to get them up online so you can see them and order them. The ones I’m showing can be worn just about anywhere from lower back or tummy to arms, inner thigh, spine, shoulder, and even face or as a choker necklace tat. All of the positions work, and each position has its very own unique Quantum Effect.
Which tattoo is best? Which position on which body part should I wear it??? Continue reading
There are a number of ways for an Exploratory Voyager to go XD — Trans-Dimensional, and to actually travel to a different dimension. Some of those ways involve basically just standing or sitting around waiting for it to happen, sort of like standing on a train-track thinking nothing will ever come along. Another way for you to go XD and move over to another dimension, reality zone or time zone is to use your standard galaxy-wide XD vehicle, the ever-popular UFO.
Problem is, there are only a few local Urthside manufacturers of UFOs, and most of them are on contract with Pan Am and Mercury Records, for two different reasons — Pan Am is planning commercial UFO round-trips to the moon, Mars and Asteroid Belt. I’m hoping they’ll put Europa and Vesta on the tour, because I’ve already got two incredible light- gravity nightclubs operating there; I’m currently in immortal combat on building permit issues with Solaria, nevertheless I’ve got bulldozers ready to break ground on Ganymede to handle the crushing crowds of XD Clubbers, but I could always use more business — who couldn’t???
Speaking of business, I realize now that I haven’t even brought up yet the subject of this blog. Terribly remiss of me; I’ll do my best to correct it, starting out with the Standard American Apology: “My Bad”. I can’t get the etymology of this baby, but my best guess is that it came out of a university undergrad trying to be cute.
No college student is cute except to a sex-clouded mind. Babies are sometimes cute, although I’ve seen my share of ugly babies. Some adults are especially ugly, yet they all seem to find enough partners to make a lot of ugly babies. Love is blind. So is sex. So is greed. So is stupidity. So is sociopathic psychosis. Don’t get me started on Humans of Planet Urth; I can go on about them all day long and never stop laughing.
There’s no better way to learn to handle SkyWalking and Bardo Running than to use my special XD HIKING, CAMPING & SURVIVAL TOOLS to walk through and around and across many dimensional boundaries in a single day and, yes, Virginia, there is a way of actual travel, not just with the vision, but you need the tools and the survival skills before you try to go too far across the dimensional boundaries.
Einstein knew how XD Voyaging would be accomplished. Here’s how it’s done: Continue reading
NO PHOTO — nobody took shots at the fair.
In order to understand the phrase, “You’ve been around the block a billion times, and you’re still here to tell the tale”, you need a much bigger memory footprint than just one single lifetime or, more commonly, scattered random bits & pieces of unrecognized and unacknowledged memories, mostly semi-vivid recollections of events that took place in Safeway Supermarkets, Starbuck’s Drive-Throughs and assorted family events and birthday parties, although by no means all of them, your own included.
You’d have a very hard time constructing an abbreviated daily diary of last week, let alone the whole of your life. As a matter of fact, I’ll bet dollars to donuts that you can’t reconstruct your activites on a year-by-year basis from the time you were 3 years old (more than enough time to notice your environment) to the present time. Continue reading
I didn’t publish this story until Tiffany herself happened to notice the incredible resemblence… had she not said anything, I’d never have published these photos, but she did, so I will.
A very large number of folks commented to me about that posting a few weeks ago. They were clearly confused by this obviously vintage photo of Tiffany Woodbury at the top of this blog, but it isn’t.
It’s in fact a vintage photo of my live-in girlfriend Tiffany Miller, taken in 1964. We were in our friends’ commercial kitchen at Nicola Twins Market. Les and Mike and Mike Jr. were longtime family friends. We called them “the Lebanese Butchers” and I met Danny Thomas and his daughter here. Tiff is wearing one of Jon’s originals!!!
I took these on our 1930s porch on Edgecliffe in Sunset Silverlake District of Los Angeles. We lived in a very luxurious and beautiful home designed by architect William Wrigley. The roof was curved and very expensive to repair, but worth every penny. The floors were polished hardwood, and all the fixtures were original with the house. We used to shop at the Wholesale Antique Mart — we had a resale license, of course, because Tiffany was a decorator and interior designer by trade, executive by demeanor, and a model by choice. Continue reading